ClayKavalier
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I went to high school with Colin Kaepernick. Didn't know him super well but I took Geometry with him.
Had a music class in college with Nicole Parker (who was on Mad TV and Elephaba in Wicked on Broadway). Also had a couple of folks from Straight No Chaser in there, plus another person who was nominated for a Drama Desk Award for a Broadway role.
I had a class with Jared Jeffries (played in NBA) as well, but he was already famous as a star basketball player.
My roommate was lab partners with Subway Jared in his Chemistry class. Seriously.
It's probably better they didn't. Heard he's an assoh and my mom went to College with Michael Jordan at UNC Chapel Hill. They didn't really interact but still...
Very close friends with two women who went into adult entertainment. One was the recipient of an AVN award a few years ago.
Good times.
I'm not sure on the validity of the story, but rumor has it that Subway Jared only became that because there was a Subway in his dorm(?) so it was the shortest distance he had to travel to get food. Is that accurate?
Graduated high school with Paul Ryan.
In hindsight maybe I should have invited him to play Dungeons & Dragons with me and my friends. Maybe I could have prevented this whole mess. I'm sorry.
I was a freshman when Sara Bareilles graduated from my high school, and I went to a few parties with Rey Malaluga, who also graduated a few years ahead of me.
That's about it.
Curry's a fucking G.Eh, what do I've got to lose.
Denzel Curry's his name. He may not have a million subscribers or anything but he's certainly making a name for himself, more so than anyone else I know.
I went to high school with Niykee Heaton. You'd be forgiven for not knowing who she is, which is why I linked her Wikipedia page. She got a Justin Beiber deal, got seen on YouTube doing covers and somehow got a record deal.
She was an absolute horrid person. I don't like to use the word bitch, but she certainly was one, bossing people around, pushing people, being hostile. Constantly complaining about having to be around idiots and that she was better than everybody. Her carefully written "backstory" full of bullshit (Lived in South Africa? False.) includes the fact that she was bullied at Geneva High School. I would say the exact opposite, being stuck in homeroom with her.
Literally zero people thought she would go anywhere, but sure enough she's something. Looking back through things, it looks like she pulled a Brittney Spears by posing nude shortly after we all graduated and that somehow spiked her popularity through the roof. Goes to show that sex sells, but it doesn't necessarily equal talent.
Gary Whitta. Although if you were a British kid with a Spectrum circa 1990 he was already slightly famous.
im curious. Can you explain?
ITT: People being suspiciously cagey with names.
<3 Sara Bareilles