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[Crayon]

This fuckin guy...

 

[HardRojo]

that would be funny if it were true. but the xbox one was actually a huge success, it's the fastest selling xbox to date. his trolls are transparent

Don't worry, it'll be OK once Scorpio comes out.

 

[clav]

That's pretty good.

 

[shandy706]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

As someone who really enjoys his Xbox One...

Spoiler

....that's hilarious...well played.

Spoiler

I love his posts.

 

[Sephzilla]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

 

[Neuromancer]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

Not his best work. The one with Ksz playing the sax from a couple days ago was much funnier.

 

[Septimus Prime]

that would be funny if it were true. but the xbox one was actually a huge success, it's the fastest selling xbox to date. his trolls are transparent

Guy calls himself Kaz Hirai.

 

[Tallshortman]

that would be funny if it were true. but the xbox one was actually a huge success, it's the fastest selling xbox to date. his trolls are transparent

Lol why would you do this to yourself?

 

[Acquiescence]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

Among his worst. Juvenile and trying too hard.

 

[HardRojo]

Among his worst. Juvenile and trying too hard.

Dude has made fun of Sony too, why would you take it too seriously?

 

[Shil Pencer]

Among his worst. Juvenile and trying too hard.

Stop it

 

[Salty Rice]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

Holy shit i cant.

 

[Luminaire]

that would be funny if it were true. but the xbox one was actually a huge success, it's the fastest selling xbox to date. his trolls are transparent

Robots shouldn't have emotions.

 

[SprachBrooks]

that would be funny if it were true. but the xbox one was actually a huge success, it's the fastest selling xbox to date. his trolls are transparent

 

[Harmen]

The One offcourse is not a massive flop, not even close, but it is funny because this is the fictional account of Kaz Hirai.

 

[timberger]

The One offcourse is not a massive flop, not even close, but it is funny because this is the fictional account of Kaz Hirai.

Well... lets not try to sugarcoat things too much now just because there's a little too much Scorpio hype flying around here right now.

 

[Cathcart]

that would be funny if it were true. but the xbox one was actually a huge success, it's the fastest selling xbox to date. his trolls are transparent

Adorbs.

 

[Gaminar]

Why are you guys getting defensive over a sarcastic/joke account?

 

[phantasmic_glaive]

Among his worst. Juvenile and trying too hard.

...what do you like?

Dude makes fun of everyone and everything.

 

[HStallion]

Fake Kaz Hirai is touching some very real and raw nerves.

 

[PuppetMaster]

that would be funny if it were true. but the xbox one was actually a huge success, it's the fastest selling xbox to date. his trolls are transparent

sooogood.gif

 

[ronaldthump]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

Slayed.

fuck me. He's good!!!!

 

[notaskwid]

:lol:
Sax Kaz is the best!

 

[bigjig]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

Oof lol

 

[Opt1kon_]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

OOHHHHHHH SHIT!!! LOL
He just poured so much SALTTTT into these fanboys wounds

 

[The Giant]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

Haha, that's awesome.

I see Xbox fanboys can't take a joke.

 

[jaypah]

Not his best work. The one with Ksz playing the sax from a couple days ago was much funnier.

It's actually a joke I've heard on GAF before. Still chuckled tho!

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Old and obvious joke but you can't fault the delivery. Love how he always manages to get a bite or two.

 

[Outrun]

Slayed.

fuck me. He's good!!!!

I don't think it was his best work.

He is funny as hell though.

 

[DealWithIt]

The aggrieved responses are my favorite part. Some good avatar quote material here.

 

[BigEmil]

This PARODY Kaz Hirai account been talking smack about Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft all the same heck i think i seen this parody account talk smack more of Sony and all was cool yet this one Microsoft tweet got many people all hot and bothered looks like it struck some nerves lol

 

[Hexa]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

Daaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnn. Well played.

 

[fbutron]

that would be funny if it were true. but the xbox one was actually a huge success, it's the fastest selling xbox to date. his trolls are transparent

Was the fatest selling box to date, since December that line is not on their PR

 

[Opt1kon_]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

This PARODY Kaz Hirai account been talking smack about Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft all the same heck i think i seen this parody account talk smack more of Sony and all was cool yet this one Microsoft tweet got many people all hot and bothered looks like it struck some nerves lol

my sentiments exactly lmaoooo

 

[QuantumZebra]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/844615608922783756

DAMN

 

[Fuchsdh]

Dude has made fun of Sony too, why would you take it too seriously?

I don't think it's a partisan issue, it's just not a particularly clever joke compared to his usual bar.

 

[OraleeWey]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

 

[HardRojo]

I don't think it's a partisan issue, it's just not a particularly clever joke compared to his usual bar.

It was for many though, I laughed really hard 😂

 

[disap.ed]

that would be funny if it were true. but the xbox one was actually a huge success, it's the fastest selling xbox to date. his trolls are transparent

It is dead in Europe and Japan though.

 

[Speely]

This account is the best. They have to lurk GAF.

One of my recent, more elegant faves was:

Right Joy Con red,
Left Joy Con blue,
The Legend of Zelda has a season pass, too.

On mobile so I can't be bothered to link stuff sorry. Just thought it was a nice, subtle dig.

 

[UpUpDownDown]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

Dude is always so on!

Lmao

I don't think it's a partisan issue, it's just not a particularly clever joke compared to his usual bar.

Nope, this is a slam dunk.

 

[jim2point0]

I have a sense of humor and am able to laugh at such things.

 

[RootCause]

It always amazes me that people can't take a damn joke.

Also, I think that account is handled by multiple users.

 

[Dynasty]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/850087856848723968

 

[2blackcats]

Was the fatest selling box to date, since December that line is not on their PR

They were joking (well fucking hopefully).

 

[VaultBoy101]

Yeah, I'm not feeling that one. Lacks the cleverness of classic CEO Kaz Hirai.

This is basically the same as if he had said "It's called the Switch because everyone will want to switch to another console!" Bravo on coming up with the most obvious joke.

But of course I'm a salty Xbox fanboy for not rolling on the floor in hysterics. I'll be over here playing Horizon Zero Dawn if you need me.

 

[FingerBang]

I love this guy(s). Seriously.

Yeah, I'm not feeling that one. Lacks the cleverness of classic CEO Kaz Hirai.

This is basically the same as if he had said "It's called the Switch because everyone will want to switch to another console!" Bravo on coming up with the most obvious joke.

But of course I'm a salty Xbox fanboy for not rolling on the floor in hysterics. I'll be over here playing Horizon Zero Dawn if you need me.

 

[tauroxd]

It always amazes me that people can't take a damn joke.

Also, I think that account is handled by multiple users.

Yep, it is a damn joke.

And it sure is handled by more than one person. No one is that much of a genius... lol he is always so good.

Yeah, I'm not feeling that one. Lacks the cleverness of classic CEO Kaz Hirai.

This is basically the same as if he had said "It's called the Switch because everyone will want to switch to another console!" Bravo on coming up with the most obvious joke.

But of course I'm a salty Xbox fanboy for not rolling on the floor in hysterics. I'll be over here playing Horizon Zero Dawn if you need me.

 

[TLZ]

Great joke, but it's more or less inspired by this thread. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1175838

It doesn't need inspiration. Everyone uses the same joke and also been said about many flopping consoles.

 

[Trojita]

We'll never get Daria with original music