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Found Out My Friend is a Flat Earther Today...

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kmfdmpig

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Like other conspiracy theories it seems like people want to be in the special "in the know" club by eschewing what most people believe and latching on to what the quacks say. It's sad that access to the internet, which should make us smarter tends to make so many people believe in nonsense.
 

TyrantII

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Coming back to this thread an seeing we have one here is depressing.

Watch the damn Felix video of him jumping out of a balloon from the edge of fucking space .


Oh, but those cameras also all are made with special earth curving lenses I suppose.

Actually, yes. A fisheye lens was used.

But that's only because he wasn't high enough and they wanted to exaggerate the effect. The earth is huge on human scales and you need to be higher to see the curve. Same idea being on the top of a mountain on a clear 50 mile visibility day.
 
Does it matter? I'd love to have a friend with a crazy difference of opinion. Is knowing the earth is round your entire relationship and now the friendship must not continue. Are you atheist and block out all friends remotely convinced in a higher power or vicer versa?

Has he posted a thread that you're a round earther and now he mustn't talk to you anymore? Mock his opionion and debate sure, but it seems a little fickle to dump a friendship over one difference of opionion.

Nah, religion is genuinely interesting even if you don't believe in it. Flat Earth? That's actually terrible. "Difference in opinion?" Nahhhh
 

rjinaz

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Nah, religion is genuinely interesting even if you don't believe in it. Flat Earth? That's actually terrible. "Difference in opinion?" Nahhhh

Every time I hear somebody say something that is a fact is just a difference of opinion, I want to punch them in the face and say assault i just a difference of opinion.
 
You're thinking of an outdated model. Most of us now believe the Earth isn't completely flat or rectangular but circular and concaved up with the continents near each other.

This reminds me of a weird thing in arguments about evolution. Anti-evolution people often accept that small changes can occur to species (breeding dogs etc), but refuse to go to the end and accept that many small changes, over time, results in large changes.

If you accept that the earth is not flat but curved, what's so hard to believe about curving it a little bit more so the edges touch?
 

elyetis

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I recall it did, it was a gopro type I think, so might be wrong. Those are a bit shit for that type of thing lol.

Edit: I was right it does show the curve from the balloon camera

https://youtu.be/7f-K-XnHi9I
Yeah it's pretty clear with thing like :
1493037404-curve.jpg

Probably did it to make it more impressive, as high as it was, the curve it shows at times is actually more important than what people see from the ISS.
Does it really make a difference? It's not like he hit the top of the skybox and went out of bounds.
Since we are speaking about how we have clear examples which prove the earth isn't flat, we might as well use good ones ( and there is tons of them, heck someone could probably test it himself during sunset/sunrise by quickly taking an elevator if the building is tall enough ).
 

Sulik2

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Cut him out of your life. People who reject reality need to be ostracized from society. There needs to be consequences to these beliefs or people will never change. Facts don't matter, making them realize they are a tiny group of people among billions of reasonable people might just do the trick to shock them out of their stupidity. Continuing to be friends with him normalizes his beliefs and sends the message its ok to be an idiot.
 

Mascot

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Is anyone making money from this flat earth numbskullery?

If so, that should answer any questions that start with 'why'.
 

Pie and Beans

Look for me on the local news, I'll be the guy arrested for trying to burn down a Nintendo exec's house.
Hound him until he changes his 'beliefs'.

This is your mission OP. Do not, under the guise of "politeness" or an easy life, let it go. You can save this man that thinks you have calming cat energy.
 

6.8

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Is anyone making money from this flat earth numbskullery?

If so, that should answer any questions that start with 'why'.
Apparently Eric Dubay is making money

He even has sick flat earth rhymes on sound cloud.


I wish I was kidding
 

Kimawolf

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Well flat earthers, the earth is curved but take solace in that the universe is flat!

http://www.space.com/34928-the-universe-is-flat-now-what.html
First, we need to define what we mean by flat. The screen you're reading this on is obviously flat (I hope), and you know that the Earth is curved (I hope). But how can we quantify that mathematically? Such an exercise might be useful if we want to go around measuring the shape of the whole entire universe. [The History & Structure of the Universe (Infographic)]

One answer lies in parallel lines. If you start drawing two parallel lines on your paper and let them continue on, they'll stay perfectly parallel forever (or at least until you run out of paper). That was essentially the definition of a parallel line for a couple thousand years, so we should be good.

Let's repeat the exercise on the surface of the Earth. Start at the equator and draw a couple parallel lines, each pointing directly north. As the lines continue, they never turn left or right but still end up intersecting at the North Pole. The curvature of the Earth itself caused these initially parallel lines to end up not-so-parallel. Ergo, the Earth is curved
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hmmmdonuts

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Ask your friend to get on a mountain at midnight and bring along a telescope, assuming he's in the US.

At midnight in the US, ask him if he can see the sun in the distance, shining over Australia.
 
I thought people who say they're 'flat earthers' are just taking the piss? I guess when there's so many people, and leaders of the world, who don't believe in man-made climate change then nothing is off the table...
 
The philosophy and history of it is kinda awesome, actually.

Good for you then. I honestly find the "philosophy" to be way less entertaining mental gymnastics compared to flat/hollow earthers', as they barely have updated themselves for thousands of years and literally have receded into "god works in mysterious ways", while conspiracy nut jobs are always looking for latest "evidence" to validate themselves. Both are super dumb but one is hilarious.
 

Chuckie

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So it's daytime in Los Angeles (3 am) and Moscow (1 pm) at the same time.

genius.jpg


And moon should be illuminated always the same.

Yeah....how does the shadow on the moon change according to flath-earthers?
Also why do we have less light in the winter in Europe? Does the sun turn faster?
And why doesn't it have an effect round the equator... where the hours the sun shine stay about the same all year long?
 

*Splinter

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Good for you then. I honestly find the "philosophy" to be way less entertaining mental gymnastics compared to flat/hollow earthers', as they barely have updated themselves for thousands of years and literally have receded into "god works in mysterious ways", while conspiracy nut jobs are always looking for latest "evidence" to validate themselves. Both are super dumb but one is hilarious.
...I take it you've never studied religion then?

(And I'm an atheist before anyone assumes otherwise)
 
The rapid spread in the belief in bizarre conspiracy theories is mostly a phenomenon of the internet. Individuals who do not understand the world around them, or have difficulty in understanding the nature of the world around them, look to alternatives to the understood world. This gives them a perceived upper hand over those who understand reality as it is understood through centuries of accepted knowledge. Believing in a conspiracy theory allows one to get the rush of being controversial on top of the feeling of superiority to the status quo.

The internet essentially provides the means to introduce and reinforce of all manner of bizarre ideas. Who better to prove a crazy idea than an anonymous online persona, who seems to have the same kind of authority as any other online persona. Ideas are on a level playing field. This phenomenon has changed the world, and now conspiracy theory peddlers on the internet have risen to become influential figures on the world stage, helping to elect a believer of conspiracy theories as President of the US.

The solution to this growing problem isn't going to be easy. Conspiracy theorists should not be given a forum to be debated alongside legitimate science and knowledge. The internet has shown that there is no exposing a crazy idea through debate- it only gains exposure to those who are looking for an intellectual retreat. It's a net positive for ignorance and anti-science.

It's like quicksand- the more you struggle against it, the deeper you sink. Debating crazy conspiracy nuts is like intentionally walking into the quicksand thinking you can just walk through it, proving the inadequacy of the quicksand.
 
I always assumed this was some kind of troll belief movement, like the Pastafarians. How can anyo me seriously believe this? You don't even have to leave the Earth to see that it's round. Have these people never flown in a plane before?
 

nekkid

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
My brain is not poorly developed. I believe in the flat Earth and did a few observations these past few times I have flown on an airplane (about 10-12 times this past year) and I have seen the horizon totally flat with no curvature.

So is it also square?

The thing I don't understand is the reason people think any major science organisations would lie about the shape of the Earth. What's the point? What's in it for them?
 
You know, if you want to delude yourself into thinking the Earth is flat and everything else we see in the night sky is just decoration, here for our amusement, well...ok. You're wrong but I understand wanting to feel important/special.

But not believing in gravity? I mean...what the fuck is that?
I really do think it's connected to a larger issue inherent with the modern male identity crisis (aka masculinity in crisis). There's commonalities between these contrarian attitudes and other irrational, unreasonable beliefs or behaviors by men who may feel they are less and less able to express their male identity and as a substitute opt to assert themselves with highly disruptive ideologies.
 

LakeEarth

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Does it matter? I'd love to have a friend with a crazy difference of opinion. Is knowing the earth is round your entire relationship and now the friendship must not continue. Are you atheist and block out all friends remotely convinced in a higher power or vicer versa?.

I once broke up with a lady I was dating for a month because she admitted that she didn't believe in evolution. After an argument about it, I had to drop her.

But my career is in the biochem field, so it made no sense to stay with her. It's like if an astronaut's wife was a Flat Earther.
 

LordKasual

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I think this is what happens when people are given access to too much information without knowing enough about the scientific method (or critical thinking, or whatever it is) to learn how to filter it correctly.

The key flaw in the way conspiracy theorists think is that they give equal creditability to everything...if it sounds convincing, they'll buy it wholesale and, ironically, at pretty much face value.
 

cLOUDo

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Why this suddenly became an important issue?
If he think that ways, what's the matter?
You want to cut that long friendship because he thinks different than you?

That very silly to me
 
My brain is not poorly developed. I believe in the flat Earth and did a few observations these past few times I have flown on an airplane (about 10-12 times this past year) and I have seen the horizon totally flat with no curvature.


So you believe pilots know the earth is flat?
 

Oppo

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Yeah....how does the shadow on the moon change according to flath-earthers?

this is my favourite one. and the curved shadow of an eclipse.

and the reason most of humankind knew the earth was round for most of history.
 
That stuff would work in the flat earth pizza model too, though.
And those lines aren't mathematically parallel are they?
I mean they are basically longitudes.
Longitudes in contrast are parallel, hence it is a synonym for them.
It can't be any old line, but rather a line that is shortest distance between two points (the technical term is a geodesic). In a sphere these are segments along the lagest possible circles, like those along meridians or the equator. If two of these start parallel but then later cross, then the curvature is positive.

Wait what? If the two people are a distance apart on the equator and walk towards one point, the north pole, aren't they making a triangle (however curved)? This would also work for the flat earth. There are more compelling arguments...

The thing is that on the (round) Earth, those lines start out parallel, but end up crossing. In the flat Earth they never are parallel. Or, if you want, it is also true that the triangle on the Flat Earth has internal angles adding up to 180 degrees, while on the curved Earth the internal angles will add up to more than 180 degrees.
 

Mahonay

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People who subscribe to these kind of beliefs are openly promoting extreme ignorance and the rejection of every day facts. It's usually tied in directly with other "globalists" conspiracy theories that are born from heavy racism and bigotry. I don't think it's amusing. Anyone who believes the Earth is flat can get fucked.
 
Why this suddenly became an important issue?
If he think that ways, what's the matter?
You want to cut that long friendship because he thinks different than you?

That very silly to me

I couldn't be friends with someone who believed in a flat earth. It'd be like being friends with someone who doesn't believe in maths. If they believe in a flat earth, I'm sure theres no shortage of other nonsense they believe in that would come up too often for me to just ignore (see the OP, the same friend that believes in a flat earth also believes that cats can look like and have the same 'energy' as people).
 

blu

Wants the largest console games publisher to avoid Nintendo's platforms.
People who subscribe to these kind of beliefs are openly promoting extreme ignorance and the rejection of every day facts. It's usually tied in directly with other "globalists" conspiracy theories that are born from heavy racism and bigotry. I don't think it's amusing. Anyone who believes the Earth is flat can get fucked.
At their reproductive age? No-no-no-no-no-no.
 

KingV

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this is my favourite one. and the curved shadow of an eclipse.

and the reason most of humankind knew the earth was round for most of history.

Their answer is that there is a third completely dark object in the sky that partially blocks the moon and sun at times
 

*Splinter

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It can't be any old line, but rather a line that is shortest distance between two points (the technical term is a geodesic). In a sphere these are segments along the lagest possible circles, like those along meridians or the equator. If two of these start parallel but then later cross, then the curvature is positive.



The thing is that on the (round) Earth, those lines start out parallel, but end up crossing. In the flat Earth they never are parallel. Or, if you want, it is also true that the triangle on the Flat Earth has internal angles adding up to 180 degrees, while on the curved Earth the internal angles will add up to more than 180 degrees.
The problem with this argument is you can't actually draw these lines to demonstrate it, so you're essentially saying "these parallel lines will meet because the earth is curved, and since they meet that proves the earth is curved".
 

Reeks

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It can't be any old line, but rather a line that is shortest distance between two points (the technical term is a geodesic). In a sphere these are segments along the lagest possible circles, like those along meridians or the equator. If two of these start parallel but then later cross, then the curvature is positive.



The thing is that on the (round) Earth, those lines start out parallel, but end up crossing. In the flat Earth they never are parallel. Or, if you want, it is also true that the triangle on the Flat Earth has internal angles adding up to 180 degrees, while on the curved Earth the internal angles will add up to more than 180 degrees.

Ok, so non-Euclidian geometry, which funny enough is what they cite as being the mathematical basis for the flat earth...
 

tapedeck

Do I win a prize for talking about my penis on the Internet???
Hypothesis: Gravity isn't real

Experiment:
1. Have him walk to the street and hold his cell phone (preferably with no case on) in front his face and let go.

2. Observe

3. Analyze

4. Revisit (and if necessary) modify hypothesis
 

zeemumu

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Drop him. Or at least ask him enough questions to make him question his own existence. What's on the bottom of the earth? Do the oceans run off into space? Does the water fall forever or just float? Why has no one tried to go under the earth yet? How deep do we drill to get through?

Took some time to look this up. Apparently the antarctic surrounds the outer rim and keeps the oceans in and no one's ever returned from going over the edge.
 
Exactly. If everyone knew the earth was flat then they would know global warming is a myth.

Do you actually believe in a flat earth? If so can you explain how different climates work? Like, why is the only part of the earth that seemingly gets 24/7 sun exposure (according to that gif) a frozen wasteland? Why does the planet get hotter towards the middle, then cooler again towards the edge?

Took some time to look this up. Apparently the antarctic surrounds the outer rim and keeps the oceans in and no one's ever returned from going over the edge.

And the people who claim to have been and came back are all government shills who are in on the conspiracy. This is why it's such a frustrating belief, because any evidence that goes against it is faked by the government, and any scientist or person knowledgeable on the subject who speaks out against a flat earth is on the government pay roll. Literally anything that doesn't confirm their beliefs is dismissed as 'The government'.
 

Talents

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I know how you feel. Someone on my Facebook is constantly posting flat earth shit. I'm not sure what theory he believes though. He either thinks that there are ice walls at the edges of the Earth with government personnel stationed there to stop people getting to close to them, or he thinks that there is a giant dome surrounding the Earth that has never been penetrated, thus there are no satellites and we've never been to space, all the footage of astronauts on the ISS is fake and it's actually just people in water tanks. Yeah this is what he thinks I'm pretty sure:
 

LakeEarth

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If the ice wall in in Antartica and no one is allowed to go there ... then where do penguins come from?

Checkmate. </Goldbloom>
 
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