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[guek]

Let's say it all gets shown in gory detail, the IP address sources, every website, every download, all of it, for anyone to see.

Apart from some mild embarrassment, would you be in any trouble?

 

[NoblesseOblige]

In jail.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

In jail.

 

[Jangowuzhere]

In jail.

.

 

[Psychoward]

wouldn't be in jail (how does that even happen?) but my porn habits alone would seriously fuck me up

oh and a lot of pirating, so that might land me in jail? idk

 

[Darryl M R]

Nothing bad or out of the norm.

In jail.

...The hell are you all looking up?

 

[cirrhosis]

No one cares because I presume that I can view everyone else's history as well. Don't start shit then there won't be none.

 

[Faith in Fate]

In jail.

Pretty much :/

 

[Basketball]

Let's say it all gets shown in gory detail, the IP address sources, every website, every download, all of it, for anyone to see.

Apart from some mild embarrassment, would you be in any trouble?

Bring it

 

[benicillin]

Does it happen to everyone else all at once or just me? Because I feel like, by comparison to others, I might be able to survive and get lost in the shuffle.

 

[devilhawk]

I would have assumed fired, but thinking on it I am not sure who would be left to fire me.

 

[gruenel]

Porn... lots of porn.

So basically, same as everyone else's history.

 

[Einchy]

 

[Hippopuncher12]

I wouldn't care all that much. My wife would be a little pissed I am sure, but she would get over it. I don't look at anything that would put me in fucking jail you sick freaks.

 

[thekonamicode]

"I was hacked!"

 

[AlexBasch]

Jail, I suppose. Pirated a lot of shit back in the PSX days.

 

[Shadybiz]

....Does this include Incognito mode history??

 

[marrec]

The fuck are you sickos looking at to end up in jail?

#####

As for me, welcome to shrugsville if that shit gets out, guess everyone knows I like booty eating oh no

Oh and I illegally downloaded Evanescence back in like 1650 or whatever. That may be a bit more embarrassing.

 

[GoldCrusader]

ha ha ha ha ha

Spoiler

trouble would be a very light term

 

[echoshifting]

In jail.

Yeeeeep

We'd be in good company at least

But we'd all be too ashamed to make eye contact, so

 

[Ninja Scooter]

If people find out I've been to crunchyroll I may need to skip town.

 

[EnlightenedMint]

I'll be fine, unless media companies want to sue for some reason.

 

[Megalosaro]

I don't think there would be too much disruption. Some of my porn choices would be a little embarrassing though

Not my fault I find "Japanese Incest Gameshow" absolutely hilarious.

 

[torre_avenue]

In jail.

.

Spoiler

Sailed the high seas for a fair bit of my time on the internet.

 

[GungHo]

Pretty sure the people who would be in a position to shame me over the xhamster stuff would blow their brains out over the Ashley Madison stuff, so I'll be fine.

 

[Daedardus]

My friends would look weird at me for the rest of my life, but I think I can take the embarassment.

 

[Jams775]

"FALSE"

"FAKE NEWS"

Then...

In Jail.

Then...

 

[venom473]

 

[wamberz1]

"Oh no, I watch porn, you got me."

 

[Kyne]

In jail.

.

Spoiler

not for gross reasoning.

 

[Enco]

Are you jail guys talking about pirating stuff?

Don't see what else would land you in jail....

 

[NealMcCauley]

No woman would ever wear a tank top around me again I can tell you that.

 

[Reversed]

Summed up.

 

[JinjoUnchained]

This thread is a trap.

 

[Mighty Chin]

I'd be fine with it.

 

[Compsiox]

.

 

[McLovin]

I'd probably kill myself. Life's shitty enough already that would put me over the edge.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Eh, some mild embarrassment, but nothing to get too worked up over.

 

[liquidtmd]

 

[Iksenpets]

The most noticeable effect on me would be my mangled body after I've hurled myself into highway traffic.

 

[guek]

This thread is a trap.

 

[CrazyDude]

Are you jail guys talking about pirating stuff?

Don't see what else would land you in jail....

Yes you do.

 

[Citizen_Insane]

yup

 

[CrimsonSquall]

Thick women would clutch their purses. I'd be labelled a super nerd. My reddit history would show some very very very dark videos

 

[Einchy]

Are you jail guys talking about pirating stuff?

Don't see what else would land you in jail....

Nice try, Officer.

 

[Veritigo_X]

If everyone's browser history is exposed too it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

 

[MindofKB]

It would be pretty tame compared to other people.
I've heard there are some pretty wild subreddits out there lol.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Let's say it all gets shown in gory detail, the IP address sources, every website, every download, all of it, for anyone to see.

Yeah but you're implying anyone would be interested in seeing it in the first place

 

[FZZ]

I've looked up some straight retarded shit

And I hate using that word

I'd probably be deleted from humanity

 

[Knuckle Sandwich]

Hmm... I'd be fine I think. My porn isn't embarrassing or illegal. Worst I've got is all the gore sites I used to frequent.

I think you jailbirds should expand on your answers a bit lol.