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[echoshifting]

Isn't there a comic about this? I want to say Vaughan

Everybody started wearing masks

 

[cyress8]

Nope, my browsing is pretty tame compared to alot of people. They will just see that I love women in thigh high socks/stockings. Love me some thighs.

 

[madmook]

Cellmates with a lot of yous.

 

[Toxi]

I pity the person who has to go through my browser history.

Mostly for the spider pictures.

 

[liquidtmd]

Whatever I'm looking at, apparently it's giving me GAF ads of...

Eeeshh

 

[Kite]

The statute of limitations for piracy is 3 years according to google so I'm good there. So for me just some mild embarrassment over being outed as an anime nerd and my somewhat vanilla porn viewing *shrug* no biggie. My boss might wanna talk to me about how much time I spend on reddit and reading manga at work tho..

 

[MIMIC]

Posting history? 99% I wouldn't care about if it got out. A small 1% would subject me to mild embarrassment.

Browsing history? Let's say 80% don't care, 20% embarrassing, lol

 

[Johndoey]

I'd be fired from my job and all my friends and family would stop speaking to me,

 

[Einchy]

Isn't there a comic about this? I want to say Vaughn

Everybody started wearing masks

They got rid of the internet cus of that, too. Goodbye Gaf!

 

[FyreWulff]

"what the fuck is /cgi-bin/" because they'd hire young millenials to go through it

 

[How About No]

Never considered for a paying job ever again

That is, until I blackmail the interviewer with their internet history

 

[disappeared]

Nope, my browsing is pretty tame compared to alot of people. They will just see that I love women in thigh high socks/stockings. Love me some thighs.

"What in the hell is 'zettai ryouiki'?"

 

[driggonny]

...I don't wanna think about it

 

[Undefined]

I would jerk off.

 

[Pestilence11]

I don't even want to think about it.

 

[Numb]

It's boring random shit

 

[AtomskEater]

......hentai was a mistake...........

 

[Samuraicop]

I'd just hope anyone I know and care about would never see. Also it kind of makes it hard to become a celebrity or have big clout if they could see some shittttt

 

[ldcommando]

Better call Saul

 

[UrokeJoe]

https://youtu.be/NoAzpa1x7jU

Not really, but....

 

[Van Bur3n]

All they'll get out of it is knowing I'm into some kinky shit.

 

[Jeronimo Jones]

If I would have allegedly downloaded all that music back it college it could have allegedly been ugly. It's a good thing I didn't do it, allegedly. Porn-wise they'd get bored and focus on the rest of you.

 

[Disheveled_Zen]

Depends how pissy Adobe and Autodesk got about me ahem *procuring* their software during my college days. Also all the music from when I was 15 and napster was the shit.

 

[vikki]

They realize that I've had trouble committing to a porn theme?

No trouble

 

[faridmon]

If people find out I watch Anime, dear god!

 

[Muffin1611]

Are you jail guys talking about pirating stuff?

Don't see what else would land you in jail....

I don't really see how pirating would even land you in jail. As long as you don't host pirated stuff yourself, like via torrent etc.

 

[LiK]

No one is innocent here.

 

[____]

Yep. This right here.

 

[darklin0]

They got rid of the internet cus of that, too. Goodbye Gaf!

*high five*

I came in to post exactly this.

 

[Aske]

I'm not ashamed of my sexuality, so I wouldn't be embarrassed and would welcome questions.

 

[Lucario]

people would find my many searches about this exact scenario, which is my only kink.

 

[disappeared]

Isn't there a comic about this? I want to say Vaughan

Everybody started wearing masks

They got rid of the internet cus of that, too. Goodbye Gaf!

Oh wow Vaughan wrote that? Gonna have to check it out.

 

[Xe4]

The worst thing I did is a bunch of piracy. Also, when I was a teenager (like 16), I stumbled across a child (technically younger than 18) porn site, which I reported immediately.

So I'm pretty sure I'm more in the clear than most. I think many people would be shocked at the sheer amount of time I spend on the site called neogaf.com, but nothing else would be world shattering.

 

[Gai Murakumo]

Probably in Jail, like a ton of people if their browsing history was released.

 

[F0rneus]

Probably in jail. Found child porn on Kazaa when I was like 12 or 13. Video was titled something "Princess sucks off daddy" or something of the sort. Not what I was expecting. So yeah...probably jail?

 

[Extollere]

Have fun learning about all the freaky hentai I've looked at, I guess.

 

[D4Danger]

all those people saying jail is a little worrying.

 

[JJH]

 

[Dalek]

*high five*

I came in to post exactly this.

great comic.

 

[Version 3.0]

I think I'll survive. Sure, there's porn. But the rest of my history is going to put people to sleep:

video games
nature stuff (like reading about snakes and bugs?)
long-winded discussions about books
PBS
science stuff like how magnets or batteries work
endless Wikipedia articles

 

[cyba89]

"What is a NeoGAF and why do you spend so many hours per day on it?"

 

[Chezzymann]

If you go to my Google plus profile you can see my search history. Mostly just let Lego news, trump stuff, NBA, boobs and hot celebrity pics. I don't give a shit

 

[Matsukaze]

Definitely not jail, but the shame might force me to commit seppuku lol.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Where would people go to access the information? Everyone you know gets an email or something?

 

[Lagamorph]

I'd probably need to change my name and find a new job.

 

[RiderKairuu]

I'm sorry y'all I like porn and cool flash games.

 

[Tenck]

Yeah but you're implying anyone would be interested in seeing it in the first place

Yeah with that information available I doubt anyone you're close with wouldn't be curious /s

 

[Nafai1123]

The entire world would know of my crippling GAF addiction.

 

[Aske]

all those people saying jail is a little worrying.

Agreed. I've certainly looked at sites associated with illegal activities (nothing immoral as far as I'm concerned), but none of those sites would land me in jail just for curiosity.

What are you guys doing that would land you in jail? Because even if copyright infringement would get you in trouble, piracy wouldn't show up in your browsing history; just pages which host pirated content.

 

[BronsonLee]

'Sir, how do you only go on 5 websites in the entire Internet'