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[platocplx]

If you would like to report illegal extraterrestrials you can call 1-855-48VOICE

 

[Wallach]

Seems reasonable. Actual aliens would take more than our jerbs.

 

[geomon]

lol, keep up the good work fellow citizens.

 

[lastplayed]

 

[Escape Goat]

I called to report I was probed by aliens from Uranus.

 

[HStallion]

I'm totally ok with this. In fact I might call into report that ET fingered me.

 

[The Kree]

There's brown people everywhere, somebody do something.

 

[Got]

that woman reading the Spanish part is on point.

 

[wenis]

Fantastic work folks

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

Not the direction I expected this to go, pleasantly surprised.

 

[Lkr]

There's brown people everywhere, somebody do something.

you gotta call in and say this in the most deadpan voice imaginable.

"help me. there are brown. people. everywhere."

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

I knew the greys were behind everything.

 

[HStallion]

I knew the greys were behind everything.

They gotta pick up the slack after the Lizard People started crowding them out.

 

[Nafai1123]

My sister Samantha was only 8 years old when she was abducted by illegal aliens at our family home on Martha's Vineyard. Thus began my life-long obsession with finding the truth.

 

[trejo]

lol, keep up the good work fellow earthlings.

Fixed.

 

[HStallion]

Maybe its just Fox Mulder?

 

[SmackAttack]

There's brown people everywhere, somebody do something.

 

[Wanda/Wander]

Figured out where most of the calls are coming from...

 

[Rebel Leader]

ET phoned home... I didn't like it

 

[theWB27]

Trump gives you a VOICE and this is how they choose to use it? Sickening. This does nothing to help them chase their imaginary threat.

 

[cameron]

"Halp! They burned mah flag and wrote ‘Aliens Rule’ on mah property!"

 

[RecRoulette]

This is how innocent children die, hasn't anyone seen Mac and Me?

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

They gotta pick up the slack after the Lizard People started crowding them out.

Of course.

 

[BoogieWoogie]

LOL! Another big win for Trump!

 

[Poor GRIMES]

I was going to report some crop circles in my suburb but it seems the phone line is over capacity. Wow! So much extraterrestrial interference in 2017, huh.

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Not as biting as my expectation of Trail of Tears/Atlantic Slave Trade reports, but still nice.

 

[HStallion]

LOL! Another big win for Trump!

Well he wasn't wrong. The phone is ringing off the hook at VOICE.

 

[Shadybiz]

This is excellent...might have to place a couple of calls during lunch tomorrow.

 

[Einchy]

It's so depressing that the same speech where this fucked up shit was announced, CNN was calling him "Presidential".

 

[Kurdel]

Lol that's perfect!

 

[~Kinggi~]

This is a legit tactic to kill this department. Im not joking.

 

[CHC]

Hmm I think I might make it a daily habit to call actually, this is a fucking hilarious idea.

 

[PixelatedBookake]

Wait is this actually true?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Hmmm I think I just saw some martians loitering.

 

[RinsFury]

Nice work. Keep calling until this stupid hotline gets shut down. Take another L, cheeto.

 

[Acorn]

Breitbart "Trumps voice such a success that aliens have been discovered and ejected from America"

 

[RumblingRosco]

If this is true, I can't help but be amused. The resistance is finding new ways to be a thorn in Trump's side.

 

[More_Badass]

Thank god. I was preparing for the worst when I saw that thread title

 

[Particle Physicist]

Sounds like a great way to spend government funds.

 

[Lemonz]

 

[Marvie_3]

This is hilarious

 

[Barajas_201]

LOL but this got me thinking. You guys think Trump could slip up (I mean yeah that's his modus operandi) about aliens? Or does he not even have full access to the top secret stuff precisely because his dumb?

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

Thank god. I was preparing for the worst when I saw that thread title

Yup. Was expecting people reporting every slightly brown-ish person they were aware of or some shit. Turns out people did good this time.

 

[Makonero]

My faith in humanity is very slightly restored

Keep up the good work folks

 

[Omadahl]

I wonder if they've caught those creepy angels. I haven't closed my eyes in years.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

LOL but this got me thinking. You guys think Trump could slipup (I mean yeah that's his modus operandi) about aliens? Or does he not even have full access to the top secret stuff precisely because his dumb?

To be honest, I have to imagine anyone in the government not specifically appointed by Trump that's privy to sensitive information is withholding it from him. In fact, I believe there were reports on it?

(not that I believe we have secret information on extraterrestrials, but there's a lot of info worth keeping out of Donnie's little fingers and prevent from spewing from his giant mouth)

 

[FeenixRising]

Ayy

 

[SwiftDeath]

 

[RevenWolf]

Oh shit!!! Found one! quick call!

 

[cdyhybrid]

Ayy

Lmao