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Tiger Woods arrested for DUI

CDX

Member
Don't understand how someone in his position can get a DUI with all the options we have today.

This is my thought every time this happens. I'm dirt poor compared to Tiger but I still make sure to at the very least Uber when I know I'm going to be drinking. He can afford to have a chauffeur drive another chauffeur to pick him up.

I continue to fail to understand how these rich athletes can get DUIs instead of hiring drivers when they want to drink.

The downfall continues.

exactly.

I don't understand why these wealthy people are getting DUIs. If I was that wealthy I'd probably hire a private chauffeur just to drive me around even when I was sober.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
exactly.

I don't understand why these wealthy people are getting DUIs. If I was that wealthy I'd probably hire a private chauffeur just to drive me around even when I was sober.
If I was that famous I would need a bodyguard to begin with.

Who the hell names their kid tiger?
It's a nickname. His real name is Eldric.
 

Cru

Member
Tiger actually came back in 2013 and I believe the next year is when the back issues started. His fire hydrant episode was in 2009.
 

hypernima

Banned
Starring Jaleel White

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Surfinn

Member
exactly.

I don't understand why these wealthy people are getting DUIs. If I was that wealthy I'd probably hire a private chauffeur just to drive me around even when I was sober.
Maybe there's a power factor involved. "I'm rich, I'm Tiger Woods, I can do it without consequence/get away with it" mentality. That's the only reason I can see for someone in his position to not have a DD of some sort.
 

Seventy70

Member
Sad, but this is where materialism ultimately gets you to. None of it means shit when you've destroyed the core of your life.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
But he got a DUI. Like completely needlessly too. Do you get DUIs?
What a ridiculous post - Tiger isn't the first celebrity to get a stupid DUI and the fact that the guy you are quoting doesn't have a bunch of DUIs doesn't confirm Woods' life is in shambles. It means he got a DUI.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Yeah, or paid for a ride, or call a friend/family member or.. Lots of other obviously better options. I don't get it
You would think someone at his own restaurant would just drive Tiger to his house.
 
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