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What songs would you pay 50 dollars to never hear again?

That horrible aggressive song that's like SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS. It makes me feel like a frat boy put something in my drink.
 

Tuck

Member
That fucking Coldplay/chainsmokers song. Garbage lyrics, garbage singing.

Happy

"Why you gotta be so rude, don't you know I'm human too? Gonna marry her anyways"
 

McBryBry

Member
I would about $50 a month to never hear the entire discography of Nirvana again.

I can't stand them

I'm right there with you, but I think its more the culture around them and not their music itself. There's a girl I know who wasn't born when Kurt died but she breaks down into tears and worships him every anniversary of it. Also, I do enjoy Smells Like Teen Spirit, but mentioning that to superfans is like sacrilege because HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW THEIR BETTER STUFF AND JUMP ON THE ONE EVERYONE KNOWS. I feel like I only hear other songs by them on the radio and never Smells Like Teen Spirit because of this weird Nirvana rules of law.

I fucking hate Nirvana culture.
 
Hinder - Lips of an Angel
That song's like 10 years old and I still cringe every time I hear it.


I also really really don't like Volbeat but they have a decent guitarist so I guess I'll keep my money.
 
What would I pay to be we hear again? Definitely the 20 song playlist I often hear at work that's basically 2014's top 40 pop, but in the exact same order multiple times a week for over 2 years.
I don't even want to remember everything on the list. But some of them have been mentioned already, like annoying crap like "Stitches". And then people start humming along to it and just, ugh! I can't take it!
 

Maniel

Banned
Brown Eyed Girl. I "liked" it on Pandora once and then it kept playing it over and over until I deleted the app lol.
 

Stinkles

Clothed, sober, cooperative
I discovered recently that if I listen to the new wave station on Sirius it eliminates garbage like Madonna and wham and creates a more pleasant 80s channel.
 
That fucking Nationwise jingles on youtube ad. I can't push the mute key fast enough when I see that ad come on... Especially that Brad Paisley fucker.
 

RionaaM

Unconfirmed Member
I'd be tempted to pay to remove "Rude awakening #2" from Creedence Clearwater Revival's Pendulum. It ruins a magnificent album by closing it with a cacophony that's completely out of place, both in the record and their catalog. The worst part is that the first two minutes are OK, it's a nice acoustic instrumental that's suitable as a closer, albeit a repetitive one. But then it devolves into that abomination, and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth after the CD stops spinning. At that point, all you can think is "Why? How did we get from 'Molina' to this? Why do you hate me so much, Mr. Fogerty?". Finally you accept that you'll have to keep listening to that crap every time you wanna listen to the album, because if a song is there you must hear it entirely. That's when you realize there is no god and the world is a dark, scary place.

Seriously, I'd pay good money to prevent this... song from ever being made. It's not deserving of being on Pendulum, let alone being a Creedence song. A few years later Fogerty abandoned an album where every song was infinitely better than this monstrosity, so it doesn't make sense. This song is a wound that won't heal, its existence being an aberration in the fabric of music. It is my biggest wish to live in a universe where CCR's sixth album only has 9 tracks.

Any song not made by Radiohead
Funnily enough, this was my reality during this entire week. All I listened to in the last 7 days or so was The King of Limbs on loop. First time hearing that album (got into the band a few months ago, and I've been slowly going through their discography), and it's amazing. "Separator" has become one of my favorite songs of all time.

Anything by SOAD. Pure Dreck.
I had to see them live once. I wish you had done this before that happened. I can't stand the way their singer screams.
 

RangerX

Banned
I'll echo the Christmas music posts. I've never understood why people expect you to enjoy genres you don't like, such as pop music and crooners, just because they're about Christmas. I wouldn't expect people to love death metal and drum n bass if they had Christmas lyrics. It's really bizarre. I also worked retail when I was younger over Xmas so all those songs can fuck off forever.
 
I am torn between KISS' "Rock and Roll All Night" and Coldplay's "The Scientist."

I hate KISS with a passion, but there was that night where I was at a LAN party and some guy grabbed an acoustic guitar and just played the crooning bit of the Scientist over and over again until the host hid the guitar in a closet. I have never felt more solidarity in hate than I did with everyone else in that room.
 

chekhonte

Member
I'd also pay 50 dollars for every movie that has Bad to the Bone in it would get replaced by Oh Yeah by Yello

EDIT: So many good picks in the thread. 80 percent of the songs brought up are songs I also really fucking hate.
 
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