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Yall think they gonna reveal Reys lineage in a EW article?
Yall think they gonna reveal Reys lineage in a EW article?
Sigh.. youre right.You think people aren't going to read into whatever vanilla crap this article spews out as confirmation of their preconceived theories?
Nope.Today is the day where I'm proven right, bois.
Nope.
Today is the end of Rey Skywalker. The end of a boring theory that acquiesces to disorder! At this very moment in a system far from here, Toa TAK lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Sephzilla! This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand, will bring an end to Star Wars GAF...to their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow to the Kenobi theory and will remember this AS THE LAST DAY OF THE REPUBLIC!
nothing's getting revealed
Yall think they gonna reveal Reys lineage in a EW article?
Did Prowse reveal that?
Yes. It was the pre-Internet days though so I think it didn't make much wave / people thought he was joking.
Yes. It was the pre-Internet days though so I think it didn't make much wave / people thought he was joking.
Not directly, no. But I bet that whatever they say will probably be gently prodding/prepping audiences for the correct answer.
You mean like they were already doing with that first article?
Like that?
I think it'll be like that.
I dunno if it was because of that article, but didn't George burn bridges with Prowse as well too? I don't see him getting mentioned a lot these days in official events either for some reason (or maybe I'm just really oblivious).
Nope.
Today is the end of Rey Skywalker. The end of a boring theory that acquiesces to disorder! At this very moment in a system far from here, Toa TAK lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Sephzilla! This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand, will bring an end to Star Wars GAF...to their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow to the Kenobi theory and will remember this AS THE LAST DAY OF THE REPUBLIC!
nothing's getting revealed
Wasn't EW doing a final article in relation to the importance of Rey's family history today?
Guys I will only be satisfied with this trilogy if it turns out Rey's parents were nobodys and her lineage never mattered all along and that Star Wars acknowledges that twists are dumb now
Prepare yourself to never be satisfied with this trilogy then.
Of course.
I should've seen it coming sooner.
Kenobi Theory fanatics are the true villains of the Star Wars fandom.
Times like this are where I wish I was a YouTuber.
I already know what my video is going to be called:
REY'S PARENTS REVEALED?
I really don't think Lucasfilm is going to allow (if Breznican even wanted to, he probably doesn't) people to easily divine Rey's parentage via a magazine profile 4 months from the film's release.
Nothing's gonna come of this one way or the other so far as concrete answers. You'll get musings on theme. Which is cool.
It's gonna be about how Rey not having a family has defined her life so far, and the surrogate family she found in The Force Awakens, and how Luke is maybe not the father figure she expected or is looking for.
Why are we even here?
They are some pretty good gifs.For the gifs
If we're venturing down this path, someone needs to shop "Rey Kenobi" on the face of Starkiller base
If we're venturing gotten this path, someone needs to shop "Rey Kenobi" on the face of Starkiller base