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[shawnbuddy]

Sorry OP, you've got a fashy, and people will think you're some kind of Nazi. It ain't fair but there it is.

 

[Obliterator]

Sure it does.

It probably does. Some people look damn good with an undercut. Others less so, but that poster might be a sexy beast

 

[Mailbox]

Ugh... Fuck those assholes for taking the undercut. It's like one of the only hairstyles that actually agree with the shape of my head. But because I have blond hair and blue eyes, I'd look like an actual Nazi.

Wear a shirt that says "fuck nazis" or something.
seriously, its your hair, and you should own it.

 

[Moppeh]

But Macklemore's haircut is the first mainstream hairstyle in years to actually have something to say

"white lives matter"

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

As someone who's made a life mission to study the human figure, that hairline defies everything I undestand about it.

Fake hair attached to his wisps on top of his head.

 

[The Driver]

It's a haircut, I wouldn't assume you to be apart of the alt right if you had it unless you said dumb shit.

You're rocking something a little boring and played out at this point though.

 

[Conciliator]

i'll be honest when I see a guy with a fresh undercut quaff, looking extra clean and strutting around with his back extra straight, I always wonder wtf he's up to.

 

[Ivan 3414]

"white lives matter"

If there's one thing Macklemore isn't, it's "White Lives Matter".

 

[Snowybreak]

Wear a shirt that says "fuck nazis" or something.
seriously, its your hair, and you should own it.

I'm keeping the haircut nazis can eat shit but this haircut makes me look amazing.

Know what? Fuck it. I'll get myself a rainbow hoodie and rock it. I need a haircut anyways.

"white lives matter"

Seriously dude? This is the dumbest thing I've read on here today.

 

[Toxi]

Still accurate

 

[Particle Physicist]

Who knew the nazis would reclaim the nazi haircut?!

 

[J_Viper]

I don't wanna be associated with racists, but damn man, I've got thick wavy Latin hair, and the sides are completely unmanageable.

I have to shave my sides off

 

[FUME5]

Bullshit. Just look at resident NeoGAF fashion expert Bronx-Man

Dude looks fly.

I don't care if this isn't him, it is now Gaf canon.

 

[oddj0b]

Skinheads?

 

[alr1ght]

Bullshit. Just look at resident NeoGAF fashion expert Bronx-Man

Dude looks fly.

Not only do they make great kitchenware, but Pyrex now makes cool jorts too.

 

[Stencil]

It's a haircut, I wouldn't assume you to be apart of the alt right if you had it unless you said dumb shit.

You're rocking something a little boring and played out at this point though.

I know dude, I was trying to grow it out but then I had a modeling gig and they cut my hair back to the undercut without my say :/

Alright yeah, I mean, I'm part Pacific Islander too, so I guess I'm not really worried about being associated with Nazis.

Spoiler

It's been a while since I've been out around people.

 

[Avixph]

Bullshit. Just look at resident NeoGAF fashion expert Bronx-Man

Dude looks fly.

Wait Bronx-Man is white?

 

[kess]

 

[Media]

My son as a similar haircut, much longer on top and dyed different colors though. I guess it's the style?

Edit: he's 14, definitely not an alt-right, and gay.

 

[RedAssedApe]

richard spencer ruined things for the undercut. now white people can't get them

Spoiler

not really...most normal people probably aren't looking at you

 

[TimeEffect]

Adolf used to be a common name. Adidas was founded by a guy named Adolf Dassler.

Then how come it wasn't called Adodas, huh?

 

[Dead Man]

And that haircut is how he killed 20 million of his own citizens. Damn he was a smooth looking fucker though.

 

[wandering]

"white lives matter"

lol Macklemore literally made two songs about white privilege

As to the OP, you see the opposite trend when it comes to women with brightly dyed hair, who get called SJWs or radical feminists.

 

[LProtag]

Yeah, the short back and sides has pretty much been co-opted.

I grew my hair out and put it in a manbun as there's no way people who call themselves conservative will go near that en masse.

 

[admiraltaftbar]

There's a lot of shaved head Nazis out there but then there's way more people who just shave all their hair because otherwise it'd look bad or they're bald. Similarly the definition of undercut accounts for a lot of different hairstyles and it's an immensely popular haircut amongst all different types of people. I'd avoid the 1 on sides and back that Richard Spencer has but mostly because that tends to look a little funky anyways (plus people might ask some questions if it looks like your copying him). Keeping it longer than a 1 on the sides and back or even fading it is a much better option.

 

[pretty done]

Bullshit. Just look at resident NeoGAF fashion expert Bronx-Man

Dude looks fly.

20k upvotes on streetwear for this clown outfit

 

[Hoo-doo]

Man, it feels good to live on a continent where hair is just, you know, hair.

 

[LegitMcfalls]

Just dont rock that hair cut with a white polo. Fuck white polos

And fuck tiki torches too

 

[Toxi]

Just dont rock that hair cut with a white polo. Fuck white polos

And fuck tiki torches too

I have terrible fashion sense and wear polos all the time.

I still wouldn't be caught dead wearing a white polo.

 

[BarringGaffner]

It's all about the part. If you buzz all the way up to your part, you look like a nazi.

ex:

 

[Rentahamster]

Those are normal haircuts. Don't let idiots control your individual self expression.

 

[FZZ]

Bullshit. Just look at resident NeoGAF fashion expert Bronx-Man

Dude looks fly.

Is this really Bronx

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

Bullshit. Just look at resident NeoGAF fashion expert Bronx-Man

Dude looks fly.

Oh my goddd the supreme floral hoodie and the pyrex shorts + huf socks
Shoutout 2012

 

[Zasa]

So on a scale of 1 to 10, how nazi is this undercut? 10 being tiki torcher nazi

 

[ZOONAMI]

Most dudes don't have the hair thickness to even pull off a nice fade so you do you OP.

 

[Toxi]

So on a scale of 1 to 10, how nazi is this undercut? 10 being tiki torcher nazi

It doesn't make him look like a Nazi so much as it makes him look like he's wearing a dead rat.

 

[Yellowflashdude]

Don't let Nazis keep you from a certain haircut. The moment you do that, they win. Just like the pepe meme.

 

[CountAntonius]

Undercuts look great on some people.

 

[Pizza]

I loved my undercut but I'm gonna be a teacher and I'd rather not even remotely raise suspicions rn

 

[Akronis]

It's all about the part. If you buzz all the way up to your part, you look like a nazi.

ex:

dude looks like he loves the smell of his own aryan farts

 

[Ottaro]

You're rocking something a little boring and played out at this point though.

What haircut isn't, though? Like honest question, what are new/fresh men's hairstyles now

 

[Lulubop]

daddy

 

[Hyun Sai]

So on a scale of 1 to 10, how nazi is this undercut? 10 being tiki torcher nazi

I don't know about the nazi scale, but it's a 1/10 on general scale.

 

[Van Bur3n]

Pretty sure it's just a popular style in this day and age. And just so happens many people of different political beliefs have it. Including Nazis.

I personally don't dig it though.

 

[Stencil]

Mine is faded, and I don't slick it back all creepy-like, just kind of messy it up, make sure there's some volume, too.

 

[Copper]

I don't think I've ever once associated hair cuts with someones political stance. What's next are we going to start judging by what color shirt they wear? What deodorant they use? What brand shoes they have on? Where does it end?

 

[Servbot24]

I have the unfortunate situation of having no choice but a buzz cut. Combined that with being white, blonde, blue-eyed, 6'4", muscular and having heavy brows that makes it look like I'm giving a perpetual death stare - and I look like an intimidating skinhead.

 

[Mechazawa]

I don't think I've ever once associated hair cuts with someones political stance. What's next are we going to start judging by what color shirt they wear? What deodorant they use? What brand shoes they have on? Where does it end?

Khakis, white shirt and undercut, and I'm most definitely gonna start judging.

 

[remz]

I have the unfortunate situation of having no choice but a buzz cut. Combined that with being white, blonde, blue-eyed, 6'4" and muscular, and I look like an intimidating skinhead.

There's always a choice dawg

What's the alt left haircut? Asking for a friend

 

[Belfast]

Sweaty short hair or bald under a red MAGA or camo-print cap, douchey mirror shades, and a goatee seems to be your standard "working class conservative" look.