German here.
- no, we dont like Hitler, we do NOT appreciate your Asian or American ass shouting Sieg Heil at us and doing the salute. Fuck right off.
- no, german women are not all blonde, they do not all have massive breasts and they do not all wear Dirndls. And if they do, they do not really appreciate being called Fraulein and being groped at the Oktoberfest.
- no, we do NOT all live either in Bavaria or the East
- yes, theres Neo-NAZIs here
- yes they can speak their mind and have demonstrations on the street as long as they obey the law (dont show NAZI symbols, dont engage in hate speech, dont show the NAZI salute etc)
- no, we do not all think that Americans are really really stupid. But a lot of us dont like US foreign policy, including your foreign policy under Obama.
- no, were not always drunk
- yes, we like beer
- yes, we have elevators
- yes, we have TVs
- yes, we have the internet
- yes, most of us speak english
- yes, a lot of us also speak french, so if you Teen French fuckers waltz around in Nürnberg or München or Berlin and comment loudly on womens bodies in French said women will very likely understand what you are saying, you stupid idiots.
- yes, we have a lot of muslims in our bigger cities. Yes, they belong here. No, you dont need to be scared of them. Yes, some are assholes, as are some of the rest of us and some of you.
- no, dear brits, we do NOT appreciate you trying to start a fight in the streets over the football. Go fuck right off. And stop it with the goddamn NAZI salute when youre drunk, god damnit. Also, most of us understand your slurs, even when youre fucking drunk. And yes, we will judge your ass because of that, and this beautiful girl over there will NOT be oblivious because your foreign language is oh so complicated.
- yes, there is german humor, and we are fucking funny.