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Strip clubs are insane in other countries

I just visited a strip club in Moscow and it was insane. I spread three pairs of butt cheeks tonight. The girls were all gorgeous. The club was legit. Lights and the entire decor were wonderful. The rooms were incredibly private but the ladies I met all set boundaries very politely and in a servile manner. One of them I talked to quite a bit and she gave me a very nice run down of the club and it's rules. It was a long story but the owner of the club married one of his dancers and apparently it's not uncommon for dancers here to start dating their regulars ~_~ Anyways I really liked how personal the girls were and how incredibly touchy feely they were in private dances. One of them gave me a long dance because I was a foreigner and I think she thought I was cute. Not trying to joke myself here, I know it's her job, but cmon of course some of them find their clientele hot yes? This strip club was better than any one I've ever been to in the U.S. So much touching and in general, such a much more lax atmosphere, rules but giving you the benefit of the doubt that you'll behave. So in this thread discuss strip clubs that are not in the U.S. (or discuss them here idc). I want to hear about your experience in strip clubs around the world! :)
 

Con_Smith

Banned
I had to buy tickets for drinks and dances in a place in France. Pretty dope and the venazuelan french girl kept soliciting offers and talking in a mix of Spanish and french.
 
only strips Ive been too are in Vancouver, Granville was nice. Girls were pretty talented on stage, and we had a good laugh at our friend who spent a grand.
 

Skel1ingt0n

I can't *believe* these lazy developers keep making file sizes so damn large. Btw, how does technology work?
I understand the clientele themselves are typically of a much higher quality, too; which allows it to be more fun, relaxing, and safe for both parties. Just typically more educated, more "professional" men. A little less skeeze and more just there for a good time.
 

Minus_Me

Member
I understand the clientele themselves are typically of a much higher quality, too; which allows it to be more fun, relaxing, and safe for both parties. Just typically more educated, more "professional" men. A little less skeeze and more just there for a good time.

This isn't really true. There are high end clubs in every country/city.
 
IOne of them gave me a long dance because I was a foreigner and I think she thought I was cute. Not trying to joke myself here, I know it's her job, but cmon of course some of them find their clientele hot yes?

Yeah I'm sure horny tourists are a rare sight in a Moscow strip club lol

Anyway glad you had fun and hope you didn't blow too much cash.
 

SeanTSC

Member
Literally the only time I've been to a strip club was once in Portland, OR about 10-12 years ago.

Sounds better than my experience. I've heard that Portland is like *the worst* though.
 
I know a lot of members are from the US here. I will absolutely say this beats anything in Atlanta, Portland or LA and I've been to quite a few clubs.
 

HarryKS

Member
OP, you left out the most important part.


$$$$$$$$$$$

How much did you spend?

AH shit. TOo late.

Break it down OP.

Break it down.

For how long, 300 with drinks and all?
 

TraBuch

Banned
About eight years ago, me and some coworkers went to a strip club for my first and only time. It just so happened a girl I went to high school with was waitressing my group. I rarely talked to her in school, we ran with different crowds. It was pretty awkward at first, but then we started talking and reminiscing and we are still friends to this day.
 
What does spreading butt cheeks even mean

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