Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
Pretty much. $300 to sniff 3 buttholes. Wow.
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Strip clubs are insane in other countries
- Thread starter Widdle Puppy
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Pretty much. $300 to sniff 3 buttholes. Wow.
DietRob
i've been begging for over 5 years.
Nice detail. 10/10
Cause one is legal and one isn't haha. At least in the west
johancruijff
Banned
you should try some FKK OP
I went to two last year. It was amazing each time. Really want to go up there again with my homeboys.
8BitsAtATime
Member
Escorts are legal
Ninja Scooter
Member
Lmao OP they saw you coming a mile away
"I think she thought I was cute!"
"I think she thought I was cute!"
Desirability is subjective, sure maybe you won't be too good at it if you look like Sloth Fratelli, but I've seen several less than attractive dudes use Tinder with success.
What was their height?
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Never been to Vegas I see
It varies from place to place and woman to woman but they double as prostitutes off stage. I've never not known a place to have a back room and not been offered extras. The quality/environment/atmosphere is much better than a typical streetwalker and a $2 dollar motel. And the Food at the goods ones is actually pretty phenomenal.
UpDownLeftRight
Banned
Never thought I'd see the day someone pays $300 to get an up close sniff of asshole.
Technically yes but Id still guess that a lot of people would be uncomfortable with getting an escort due to its association with prostitution
Crossing Eden
Hello, my name is Yves Guillemot, Vivendi S.A.'s Employee of the Month!
hydrophilic attack
Member
since you have already demonstrated that you'll pay $300 for nothing you'll never get anything more than what you got tonight
youngplaya21
Member
Your experience seems pretty tame, but I've heard the same thing about strip clubs outside the US. I've done more than what you did for less than $300 in the US though
I'll have to take your word for it haha
but imagine how many butt cheeks could be spread for 500 bucks
at least 5, bro
Is anyone gonna tell OP that he got worked?
Nah. Let him dream.
Soldiussnaku
Member
If this is all true and everything was above board, sounds it was wellworth the money for you op, glad you had a damn good time.
not that I've ever been to either, but I'd think that's more than what you pay in a brothel and - why settle for a strip club? Never really made sense to me
I also never met anyone that admitted to going to these places, wheras it seems to be fairly normal in the US
and what could be sommelier than buttcheeks
ClosingADoor
Member
$300 at a strip club. Damn dude, you got worked. And you're going back for more?
At that point just get some escorts if you are going to spent hundreds of dollars.
At that point just get some escorts if you are going to spent hundreds of dollars.
What a mark.I just visited a strip club in Moscow and it was insane. I spread three pairs of butt cheeks tonight. The girls were all gorgeous. The club was legit. Lights and the entire decor were wonderful. The rooms were incredibly private but the ladies I met all set boundaries very politely and in a servile manner. One of them I talked to quite a bit and she gave me a very nice run down of the club and it's rules. It was a long story but the owner of the club married one of his dancers and apparently it's not uncommon for dancers here to start dating their regulars ~_~ Anyways I really liked how personal the girls were and how incredibly touchy feely they were in private dances. One of them gave me a long dance because I was a foreigner and I think she thought I was cute. Not trying to joke myself here, I know it's her job, but cmon of course some of them find their clientele hot yes? This strip club was better than any one I've ever been to in the U.S. So much touching and in general, such a much more lax atmosphere, rules but giving you the benefit of the doubt that you'll behave. So in this thread discuss strip clubs that are not in the U.S. (or discuss them here idc). I want to hear about your experience in strip clubs around the world!
Confidence and reasonable standards work just as well.
Wtf? Is he groping a child?
j0hnnix
Member
Never needed or wanted to go to a strip club.. but my sentiments exactly. Some just find losing cash fun..
RenegadeXV8
Banned
OP sounds like one of those dudes that goes to strip clubs every weekend.
Curious how many thousands of dollars he's dumped into them at this point.
Curious how many thousands of dollars he's dumped into them at this point.
"firm texture, very elastic. smell is a mixture of coffee grounds and a freshly opened bottle of racket balls."
TheChewyWaffles
Member
In soviet Russia butt cheek spread YOU
aspiegamer
Member
I'm thinking this seemed like a very classy establishment because it's absolute top-end for Russia, and anyone looking to throw away thousands a night could find somewhere just as mindblowing in the US.
Dude could have gotten a quality escort for that much instead he's a club cuck.
FallingEdge
Member
300 dollars? She better have gotten you off as well.
RyougaSaotome
Member
This is fantastic and I can't stop laughing.
spawnsniper
Member
Wait till u go to the ones in mexico
RedAssedApe
Banned
Lol poor op
You're paying them to be with you, they just so happen to want to have sex with you.
This is the sound of someone's preconceptions and ideas of the world being blown to smithereens in one fell swoop
TheCthultist
Member
Brilliant. A phrase that would make for some fantastic tags...
You played yourself, OP. Best of luck with your return visits.
UpDownLeftRight
Banned
Because of the name change I guess? I mean, even if they only escort you to the bedroom they've kinda done as advertised no?
They get around it by saying that you are only paying for "time spent with them"