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[Symphonia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8cTGP0nqaw

I now know how to do the ninja knot.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Is there a slower version or video of this?

 

[Soran]

I can't tell my left from right without putting some serious thought into it.

This. Actually anything that have to do with directions.

 

[sixteen-bit]

whistle

 

[The Elite]

I just can't. Tried last night and can't get this shit to work.

 

[Nowise10]

It looks like it provides no tightness on the shoe, and just ribbons up the laces.

 

[Camwi]

I can't whistle or swim.

 

[PeskyToaster]

I'm scared if I watch these shoe tying things I will find I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

 

[Nightfall]

I can't take care of plants. Just can't. I'm the male anti Poison Ivy.

 

[fireflame]

Socialize,date,drive. I do not have any manual for socializing or dating and i always felt like an alien visiting a new planet in this area. And i am overwhelmed by stress when trying to get a driving license.

 

[LegoArmo]

Everyday life.

 

[Voidwolf]

I can't whistle a tune. I can whistle if I take some time to adjust my lips and tongue just right to get the sound out but I can't do anything passed that.

 

[stenbumling]

Folding fitted bed sheets nicely. Don't bother with the instructive .gifs and youtube videos – it's completely impossible.

 

[Brazil]

I can't whistle or make bubblegum bubbles.

 

[Crispy75]

Throw overarm. Never been able to get anything near the power/aim as underarm. It hurts if I try and do it like I see other people do it.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

I can't use chopsticks. :/

I've been trying for so many years. I make a concerted effort to learn to use them. I just don't have the dexterity and people's suggestions are nonsense to me. I especially hate "hold it like a pencil." Clearly, I hold a pencil very different from chopstick aficionados.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Ride a bicycle

 

[IISANDERII]

Lose an erection

 

[cromofo]

Can't snap my fingers and that's pretty much it

 

[Roussow]

Click/snap my fingers. I wish I could, it looks so cool. I've just substituted any time that motion would be appropriate with overly-animated finger guns.

 

[Queen Vulpix]

I would like to hear more about these... 😇

Bleh that's what I get for using mobile when I wake up tired a couple hours before my scheduled wake time >_< I don't think those experiences are very appropriate for this thread

 

[Duxxy3]

I can't backup a car for shit. Neck doesn't like turning to the right and peripheral vision in my right eye kind of sucks.

 

[Lemonte]

I can't whistle properly.

 

[Friggz]

i might be the worst person on earth when it comes to remembering names.

I will forget your name before we even finish shaking hands.

 

[muteki]

Have a functioning digestive system.

 

[Quixzlizx]

I can't whistle or snap my fingers.

Or drive a manual transmission.

 

[Raiden]

Can't convince myself to get a credit card -- fucking terrified of debt (and already have student loan debt)

Cant you get a pre-paid one? We use that, you can only use the money you put on it.

 

[Reckheim]

small talk with people my age

This, ever since my early 20's I just couldn't care less about what people have to talk about.

I have to force my self to do it at work.

 

[MomoMura]

Ice-skating.

Can't. Fucking. Ice-skate.

 

[Strangelove77]

Feelings

 

[Schucky Ducky]

Simple things as in most people are able to do, but not you.

I can't ride a bike.
I can't swim.
I can't solve a rubix cube.

What says you GAF?

I also can't ride a bike.

I also can't ice or roller skate

Pretty much any sort of thing the requires you to keep your balance.

 

[Izuna]

Ride a bike, never had one as a kid.

Swim, I was mostly in hospital as a kid so I missed school.

Asian squat with my feet flat.

Eat mayonnaise.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

I can't whistle.

 

[UpperCaseN]

I can swim but very poorly and not for very long at all.

I can't ice skate

I can't build a computer. I know I can but I never have. My biggest hurdle is not knowing what pieces work and don't work with others.

I can't touch my toes, my flexibility is very poor my entire life. Even when other people tell me they're not flexible we compare and I end up being worse than them

 

[Seirith]

Remember names, I forget names of people I have known all my life, except my parents, brother and husband. Everyone else, I forget it.

I also have to think which is left or right.

 

[the-pi-guy]

Can't whistle, ride a bike, swim.

Learned how to snap fingers only a few years ago.

 

[Mascot]

Spit. Never been able to spit.

It comes out in a 160-degree spray or just runs down my chin.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

I can't ice skate

I can't build a computer. I know I can but I never have. My biggest hurdle is not knowing what pieces work and don't work with others.

...I wouldn't consider these two things "simple".

I'm among those who has bunny eared his way through life with his shoes.

I have to inhale air to whistle instead of exhale.

I also serious troubles explaining any type of thought I have verbally. It comes out out of order or something to that extent. It's great for off the cuff humor, but I have to really stay on my toes when I need to get something across and think what I want to say carefully before hand.

 

[Kazuhira]

I can't peel fruits for the life of me,i dunno if it's because i'm left-handed or just an useless idiot.

 

[Spiritual_Chaos]

Can't whistle, drive a car, play an instrument or swim.

 

[HarryKS]

Casual sexual relationships.

 

[GodofWine]

Digest lactose.

That jump and click your heals thing. Im athletic too, but I can't do this.

 

[RoadHazard]

This is the "standard" method.

Hmm, is this the standard "handedness"? I do it starting with a loop on the left, then go around and through from the right. I am left-handed when using a pen, but almost everything else I do as a right-handed person would, so I never considered that I might be doing this in a mirrored fashion from most.

 

[kamineko]

I can't stop taking lithium

I also can't use motion controls because I have tremors. In another ten years, I probably won't be able to write legibly

 

[Doomshroom]

I cant open boxes when im done it looks like some drove over it with a truck.

 

[Madrin]

Remember the topography of roads and highways. Giving directions is a nonexistent skill for me, even in an area I've driven through hundreds of times. I can't do the whole "You take a left at Abernathy Road then a right at Buford Street then turn onto Highway 9" type of thing. The fact that every other adult seems to have street names memorized is a kind of astounding to me

 

[Kayhan]

Whistle.

Remember names.

 

[Pila]

Can't open a beer bottle with a lighter

Same.

I'm gonna open it eventually but it's gonna take time and people make fun of me.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Wink

 

[One Eyed Willy]

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