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October Wrasslin' |OT| I'm seein' double here...

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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Well, think about how stupid Balor would look, losing to Sister Abigail. There's no way they'd kill him like that, for Bray's benefit.

Right?

God, Balor would look like a fool.
 

Foggy

Member
The thing I love about DDT is that it can bring the pure, giddy fun of silly wrasslin and also provide some proper good graps. Best of both worlds. Well, maybe only best of silly wrasslin but its straight graps is pretty damn good too. Look at that polite Japanese pop. Look at it!

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Ithil

Member
To tell you all what's going to happen to Bray Wyatt after this feud, let me introduce to you my time traveling friend The Flash

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Hey guys, Bray's going to lose to Pumpkin Balor. Cole's going to talk about how Bray and Abigail have been defeated. Then Bray vanishes for a few weeks before showing up again to feud with Matt and Jeff Hardy, where he acts like his normal self and nothing from the Balor feud mattered.

All of this will also take place in the same boring empty room.
 
Hey guys, Bray's going to lose to Pumpkin Balor. Cole's going to talk about how Bray and Abigail have been defeated. Then Bray vanishes for a few weeks before showing up again to feud with Matt and Jeff Hardy, where he acts like his normal self and nothing from the Balor feud mattered.
At a certain point when you have nothing for Matt, Jeff or Bray you question why they didn't just add them to the Wyatt family to give them an excuse to be Broken. At the very least you get the dumb shit that made Orton interesting for a while

This all climaxes in an Inferno Match where Bray tries to light him up, right?
Reggae dub remix of his entrance music, think about it
 
To tell you all what's going to happen to Bray Wyatt after this feud, let me introduce to you my time traveling friend The Flash

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Hey guys, Bray's going to lose to Pumpkin Balor. Cole's going to talk about how Bray and Abigail have been defeated. Then Bray vanishes for a few weeks before showing up again to feud with Matt and Jeff Hardy, where he acts like his normal self and nothing from the Balor feud mattered.

Jeff's bones died, he's done in-ring until at least post-Mania Raw
 

klonere

Banned
The thing I love about DDT is that it can bring the pure, giddy fun of silly wrasslin and also provide some proper good graps. Best of both worlds. Well, maybe only best of silly wrasslin but its straight graps is pretty damn good too.

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Yes, the best thing about DDT is that they have a doll act as their version of Undertaker and Dino is the Attitude Era sexual excesses taken to their logical conclusions (and gender swapped in a way) but HARASHIMA has a move where he just spikes you on your head from a vertical suplex position.

Good, very good wrestling.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
If Bray Wyatt or The Great Pumpfinn dies this year, that'll be the second person WWE killed

First was Bayley
 

Ithil

Member
"My name is Bray Wyatt and I am the spookiest man alive. With the help of my friends at WWE Creative I help lose to other spooky men like me."

To defeat Bray in a dress, Finn must become someone else. He must become...something else.

Ciclope
 

Foggy

Member
Also, Matt Riddle's extended audition for NJPW has been pretty excellent. His match at BoLA against Big Mike was fantastic and serves as a pretty good primer when he gets to go full strong style against some of those guys. Can't wait for his match against Suzuki.

Also, Japan needs to give WALTER a call.
 
Riddle says he's here to smoke the competition, Byron!

*Cue spotlight to Randy smoking joint in the rafters

Outta nowhere! Not if the Viper has anything to say about that!

*8 month feud, Riddle gets buried by Randy, tag teams with Kane
 

klonere

Banned
Also, Matt Riddle's extended audition for NJPW has been pretty excellent. His match at BoLA against Big Mike was fantastic and serves as a pretty good primer when he gets to go full strong style against some of those guys. Can't wait for his match against Suzuki.

Also, Japan needs to give WALTER a call.

If Uncle Jun could hustle a few more Yazu- I mean Carbell Ito dollars I'd put it all on WALTER. He fits in with the current main event scene like a glove. A glove that chops a lot.
 

Rhaknar

The Steam equivalent of the drunk friend who keeps offering to pay your tab all night.
remember when Balor won the first Universal title?

:/
 

Foggy

Member
If Uncle Jun could hustle a few more Yazu- I mean Carbell Ito dollars I'd put it all on WALTER. He fits in with the current main event scene like a glove. A glove that chops a lot.

WALTER vs Joe or Suwama or Ishikawa. Staredown with Zeus. Beating the shit out of KAI.

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If Uncle Jun could hustle a few more Yazu- I mean Carbell Ito dollars I'd put it all on WALTER. He fits in with the current main event scene like a glove. A glove that chops a lot.

WALTER vs. The Big Dog
WALTER vs. Doering
WALTER vs. SUWAMA in a battle of capital letters
WALTER vs. Sekimoto

Come on, Kobashi. Book WALTER for the next Fortune Dream.

WALTER vs Joe or Suwama or Ishikawa. Staredown with Zeus. Beating the shit out of KAI.

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WALTER vs. Nomura in a “how much abuse can Nomura take” match.
 
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