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[Go_Ly_Dow]

"Unlike 2020's remake, the majority of Rebirth's optional content is a delight,"

 

[Yoboman]

This is going on for quite some time. Where the west drowns in copy paste AAA templates, pandering and uglifying, Japan pretty much sticks to its guns.

Its not like its stopping here, Dragons Dogma 2, Rise of the Ronin and Stellar Blade are JP and Korean games as well. And likely all I will buy for a good part of this year.

It's wild the glow up this gen for Japanese games

As soon as they got some of that inexplicable PS3 to early PS4 era jank they've been right back on top

 

[FalsettoVibe]

In-depth review (5k words) from my staff colleague with lots of screenshots (9/10): https://www.pcmrace.com/2024/02/22/ps5-final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-review/

 

[Interfectum]

In-depth review (5k words) from my staff colleague with lots of screenshots (9/10): https://www.pcmrace.com/2024/02/22/ps5-final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-review/

 

[Fake]

Please Japan stop. You are killing western games.

 

[Tiago Rodrigues]

Damned shame Sony has no good bangers this year™

B...but...this gen is only crossgen stuff and crappy games like Helldivers 2, FFVII Rebirth

/s

 

[Tsaki]

Found the reason why..... AWOOOGA

 

[BlvckFox]

 

[balls of snow]

100+ hours of bliss. Finally an open world final fucking fantasy game done right.

 

[Interfectum]

Found the reason why..... AWOOOGA

 

[The artful mincer]

Yes!

Hopefully this leads to amazing commercial success that it stops Future Square Bullshit!!

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

The graphics junkies that have lost their minds recently must be thinking, but how is it possible for a game that has some low resolution textures to get above a 7/10.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Hell yeah

 

[jm89]

Good to hear about the side content being better. Need to play it my self to believe it, as square enix side content has been very poor in a lot of their games.

 

[Hugare]

Those titties actually look pretty legit, not like water balloons. notice the muscle around the armpit developed from years of heavy sag, a plus

No way a girl this ripped would have such big bazongas (without silicone). But I'll allow it.

I'm glad that this lived up to the hype. Remake was already soo good, and this seems even better.

 

[//DEVIL//]

These old man cloud gifs are very disturbing to me . Making me uncomfortable at all lol

 

[Draugoth]

In-depth review (5k words) from my staff colleague with lots of screenshots (9/10): https://www.pcmrace.com/2024/02/22/ps5-final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-review/

THE TITS ARE BACK!

 

[DeepEnigma]

B...but...this gen is only crossgen stuff and crappy games like Helldivers 2, FFVII Rebirth

/s

> Complains Sony keeps putting out big first party games based on existing franchises

> Complains that Sony said no new big first party games based on existing franchises for this fiscal year

*kicks the can down the road*

And more than likely Rise of the Ronin next month too. Whew!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

THE TITS ARE BACK!

Tifa strutting them cannons and asserting her dominance!

 

[Toots]

Im in love with a ninja

scratch that im in love with a bartender

Predicting 98 or more score for this masterpiece

 

[Interfectum]

THE TITS ARE BACK!

REEEE:

 

[coastel]

This game is going straight into my ass

 

[Fake]

Found the reason why..... AWOOOGA

We won.

 

[TheTony316]

THE TITS ARE BACK!

 

[Bernoulli]

Found the reason why..... AWOOOGA

 

[TheDarkPhantom]

PlayStation stay winning, knocking these motherfuckers heads off, let's go baby, 1 week left!

 

[Dynasty8]

Story has me really worried. Otherwise game is looking really great.

 

[Madflavor]

There is not a better way to summarize Rebirth's MC score than that picture of Tifa's double barrel bazookas.

 

[Kirkio]

I was looking forward to this already, glad it looks like they knocked it out of the park. HYPED

 

[Interfectum]

PlayStation stay winning, knocking these motherfuckers heads off, let's go baby, 1 week left!

Meanwhile at Xbox:

 

[Luipadre]

Helldivers 2 into this...

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

 

[Luipadre]

Found the reason why..... AWOOOGA

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

No one even cares about the glowing reviews anymore. It's all about Tifa's bazooka's.

 

[Tsaki]

lmao SHAMELESS SQUARE

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Noisy Pixel gave it a 10 out of 10!

 

[Interfectum]

lmao SHAMELESS SQUARE

Jesus Christ!

 

[Tomi]

BEHEMOTHHH

DSY ZEROOIO

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Stop the fucking count!!!

 

[LordCBH]

Stop the fucking count!!!

 

[Maddoxswe]

 

[Jaybe]

Stop the fucking count!!!

This must be a record for the most reviews for a game published within an hour of its embargo lifting. Square knew they had a hit.

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

Somewhere, somehow I feel there will be people complaining about the girls.....

 

[Quillerz]

It sounds like square still have a fair bit of narrative bloat which was something I really hoped they’d fix from the first game.

However, the rest of the game looks to be the fucking TITS! Roll on the 29th!

 

[Die Namek Ability]

I mean I'll give it a try but I'm not really in to Final Fantasy.

 

[Fbh]

Damn that's way higher than I anticipated.
Though after FFXVI got an 87 metascore I'm hesitant to trust reviewers when it comes to FF.

Found the reason why..... AWOOOGA

 

[LordCBH]

Found the reason why..... AWOOOGA

Where Yuffie?

 

[Damigos]

94 metascore

I feel so proud

 

[Northeastmonk]

This is awesome news.

 

[Chuck Berry]

This game is going straight into my ass