Support NeoGAF

[Professor Beef]

I couldn't begin to imagine what monster lurks in Cyno's deck of gifs

I have a Millennium Eye, and even I don't know.

 

[G-Fex]

I think I better withdrawl, it's overwhelming..

 

[pestul]

If she's sweating that much 'up there' she's fucking disgusting. I still think she shat herself.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I think those Gaga gifs have scarred me mentally.

 

[Demy]

Tina's leakage was the main topic of the table at an inter-club luncheon today. As esteemed president of my college's math club, I blurted out, "Why the blue fuck didn't anyone tell her. Man, that shit is rude."
Tanning oil? I'd like to see the entire thing reenacted, like when your movement makes a fart noise and you redo it to clear your name.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

dat google search for "Christina"

 

[Always-honest]

Never mind the sweaty cunt or the river of monthly blood. The true horror was her performance of that great song.
Josh Krajcik's audition version would have been a far better tribute imo.

 

[crazygambit]

I just went through all 14 pages and all I can say is that this thread delivered.

 

[Jake Tower]

To Christina, with love.

I almost posted a screen of that woman holding up her "diagram," but decided that *might* be ban worthy . . .

 

[Liquidsnake]

This has been a thread that has entertained me to no end.

Thank you to all who contributed.

 

[Phonomezer]

Holy shit @ those Gaga gifs.

BURN IT!

 

[fbi]

So it's been confirmed that the leak on her leg was tan spray after all.







it's as if this post wasn't enough.



But I knew what this thread was and how you juveniles would make it turn out.



regardless

hahhaha What do you think the spin doctor is going to say.

I have it "confirmed" that it's anal leakage from an insider. She's obviously desperate to lose weight and has been taking that Alli medicine. 2+2 = I shat myself.

 

[Cynosure]

hahhaha What do you think the spin doctor is going to say.

I have it "confirmed" that it's anal leakage from an insider. She's obviously desperate to lose weight and has been taking that Alli medicine. 2+2 = I shat myself.

Us magazine has no affiliation with Christina, so it doesn't make sense that they would favor her over any other celebrity to cover for her like that.


And again,

Unfortunately, I think they might be right. Check this out:

http://www.spray-tan-byron-bay.com/scared-to-try-spray-tanning-again.html

The picture looks just like what happened in the OP.

and also,

And if you look at the rivulets in the HD picture you can clearly see that one of them is not connected and has started independently on her lower leg.

http://i.minus.com/jbv03VFztC1Lav.jpeg[/img

[img]http://i.minus.com/j0xABnbc9DkSf.jpg[/img

Myth busted.

[url]http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34651655&postcount=230[/url][/QUOTE]




And that's the last I will say about that.



[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Kb5lH.gif

 

[Cynosure]

Then maybe you should just have to deal with it instead of trying to dictate which threads should exist.

I try to make time for gaf/internet, but like most adults, I'm burdened with responsibilities.
And in my open time, I'd much rather not be part of Xtina bashing/women ridiculing.

Besides the weight wank, I like the other Christina thread simply titled Christina Aguilera. We can talk about in there how Christina is practically guaranteed to perform an Amy Winehouse tribute at the Grammys. Salivating at the thought of her doing Back To Black

I think those Gaga gifs have scarred me mentally.

 

[Rocket Punch]

The truth is finally out.

Our leak from inside Christina Team explains the incident is due to the pop idol's new diet from her new endorsement deal. She is extremely proud of her heritage and takes great pride in sharing it with her fans. The leak is quoted as saying: "Christina is a consummate performer and hopes this small accident won't stop her fans from trying out her new food product"

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

lol taco bell offends my hispanic heritage and I'm not even hispanic

 

[Styles]

Stay pressed Cyno. Christina even has her own box of reductive tacos.

 

[lethial]

Holy crap at all the gifs.

 

[Derrick01]

hahhaha What do you think the spin doctor is going to say.

I have it "confirmed" that it's anal leakage from an insider. She's obviously desperate to lose weight and has been taking that Alli medicine. 2+2 = I shat myself.

It was spray tan....period spray tan. She used so much of it that her body replaced all of her various fluids with it. So everyone was right

 

[Cynosure]

Stay pressed Cyno. Christina even has her own box of reductive tacos.

Madonna has her own crypt of reductive fallen stars.

 

[Good Job Bob]

This thread needs to be nuked from orbit.

 

[RBH]

This thread needs to be archived.

Fixed.

 

[G-Fex]

Cyno you single handedly jumped the shark. Even me with my yugioh nonsense hasn't gone this far.

No mind crush in the world could fix your "problem"

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Wow this thread is brutal.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Wow this thread is brutal.

Not as brutal as pooping yourself at a funeral.

 

[Cynosure]

Cyno you single handedly jumped the shark. Even me with my yugioh nonsense hasn't gone this far.

No mind crush in the world could fix your "problem"

I don't even know what you're trying to say.

but I feel you should know that whatever it is, compliment or not, I don't give a fuck.

 

[royalan]

Madonna has own crypt of reductive fallen stars.

Oh my God. This is one of the best Counter-Gifs I've ever seen. I laughed for 5 minutes straight.

Cynosure, I bow to your stanning skills.

 

[Jo Shishido's Cheeks]

The reason I'm still reading GAF at 2:31am?
This legendary thread, holy shit!

Spoiler

the funniest part is none of these women make good music anymore!

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Didn't Madonna kiss Christina as well? Did even her stans forget?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Not as brutal as pooping yourself at a funeral.

lol oh lawd

 

[Anticitizen One]

The truth is finally out.

ROFLMAO your killing me here

 

[Koodo]

Didn't Madonna kiss Christina as well? Did even her stans forget?

The cameras were not even there for that kiss. They panned to Justin Hollywood Timberlake's face.

 

[TheSeks]

I love Mariah, but come on gurls: She's a Lisa Frank binder with her glitter and unicorns and stuff.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

The cameras were not even there for that kiss. They panned to Justin Hollywood Timberlake's face.

omg you're right

 

[Cynosure]

Didn't Madonna kiss Christina as well? Did even her stans forget?

No

and I didnt want to post it for obvious reasons.




I guess you can say the effects of Madonna's kiss caught on later for her because....well you know why

Not as brutal as pooping yourself at a funeral.

 

[coldvein]

cynosure, she pooped herself. in what world does someone poop themself at a funeral and not give a fuck

 

[Grinchy]

Wow this thread is brutal.

It's viscous, that's for sure.

 

[Koodo]

Madonna should kiss Rihanna.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

And Katy Perry, while she's at it.

 

[Cynosure]

cynosure, she pooped herself. in what world does someone poop themself at a funeral and not give a fuck

 

[PudgyBunny]

Pure. Amazeballs.

 

[Styles]

And Katy Perry, while she's at it.

Make them the next Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

 

[mysticwhip]

Fuck this thread.

this pop star shit is worse than console wars.

close this shit up

 

[DJMicLuv]

But who's better...Tiffany or Debbie Gibson?

 

[Dr. Malik]

Madonna should kiss Rihanna.

And Katy Perry, while she's at it.

u mad?

 

[Koodo]

And Katy Perry, while she's at it.

No need. Perra can't rely on Dr Luke anymore, that ship has capsized.

 

[Cynosure]

But who's better...Tiffany or Debbie Gibson?

inb4 macuser1of5 forms his opinion


him and his taste for ancient has-beens predating dinosaurs/Madonna

 

[Kinyou]

 

[Baconsammy]

The insider was inside her. It was poop.

 

[Dead Man]

Having enough spray tan on that it runs down your fucking legs is not exactly a victory.