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Christina Aguilera has a little accident during Etta James funeral

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Rapstah

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don't apply 25 squirts of spray tan to your crotch area before going on stage, i guess.

I can picture her standing right off-stage as the artist before her finishes... She is holding a bottle of spray tan. She looks around. No one is looking. What the hell, why not.
 

Feature

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Its not red enough judging from the draculas ive perfomed. I agree with the guy that said its anal leakage from the pills shes taking. You see, the pills make you poop out some of the fat you consume, has a reddish brown color and looks like oil. Ive smelled a fat girl's oily butthole and kissed it so i can taste it just the tiniest bit. Depending on how clean she is it smells like the oil when youre frying chicken.

Poor Christina, she must be really be battling being fat. I can relate to that. This is a nightmare for her fame and I truly hope she and her carrer can get over it.

I love you... lol
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Closing this thread, I'm in my work canteen lolling like a little girl every few posts.
 

Jangocube

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People are still saying it's spray on tan shit? Hahahahhahahha

I will never understand psycho-obsessed pop star fans and their whiteknightiness when it comes to those they stalk. It's creepy, CREEEEEEEEPY.
 

akira28

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People are still saying it's spray on tan shit? Hahahahhahahha

I will never understand psycho-obsessed pop star fans and their whiteknightiness when it comes to those they stalk. It's creepy, CREEEEEEEEPY.

GirlGAF and GirlfriendGAF have stated it's spray on tan as well...that's the only thing giving me pause. Celeb fanatic opinions are automatically suspect.

edit: -10 pts for bad use of white knight term.
 
Its not red enough judging from the draculas ive perfomed. I agree with the guy that said its anal leakage from the pills shes taking. You see, the pills make you poop out some of the fat you consume, has a reddish brown color and looks like oil. Ive smelled a fat girl's oily butthole and kissed it so i can taste it just the tiniest bit. Depending on how clean she is it smells like the oil when youre frying chicken.

Poor Christina, she must be really be battling being fat. I can relate to that. This is a nightmare for her fame and I truly hope she and her carrer can get over it.

It was better when no one expected it. The gig is up
 
I walk in and see the picture. "ok so her cleavage is a little over exposed, trampy but not THAT bad."

I scroll down further, figure I must be missing something.

Oh how right and wrong I was.
 

commedieu

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Unfortunately, I think they might be right. Check this out:

http://www.spray-tan-byron-bay.com/scared-to-try-spray-tanning-again.html

The picture looks just like what happened in the OP.

Unless the woman just hopped out of a spray booth, [at the funeral] its blood or anus sauce. And either one I am perfectly fine with.

The link is about a terrible experience at a spray booth. Its not saying she was leaking spray tan the following day. She had a mark on her leg, not literal dripping of it.

Debunk DENIED.

Its more fun this way.
 

Grifter

Member
Its not red enough judging from the draculas ive perfomed. I agree with the guy that said its anal leakage from the pills shes taking. You see, the pills make you poop out some of the fat you consume, has a reddish brown color and looks like oil. Ive smelled a fat girl's oily butthole and kissed it so i can taste it just the tiniest bit. Depending on how clean she is it smells like the oil when youre frying chicken.

how does one submit entries for quote books?
 

SapientWolf

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Unless the woman just hopped out of a spray booth, [at the funeral] its blood or anus sauce. And either one I am perfectly fine with.

The link is about a terrible experience at a spray booth. Its not saying she was leaking spray tan the following day. She had a mark on her leg, not literal dripping of it.

Debunk DENIED.

Its more fun this way.
And if you look at the rivulets in the HD picture you can clearly see that one of them is not connected and has started independently on her lower leg.

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Myth busted.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34651655&postcount=230
 

Satch

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some of you guys still think it's blood?

if it was blood then it'd be red

period blood would only drip like that when it's red and "fresh"

if it was brown then it wouldn't be dripping like that at all because it'd be coagulating in her uterus

myth busted
 

Rapstah

Member
some of you guys still think it's blood?

if it was blood then it'd be red

period blood would only drip like that when it's red and "fresh"

if it was brown then it wouldn't be dripping like that at all because it'd be coagulating in her uterus

myth busted

So you're saying she's pregnant and I'm the father?
 

Jburton

Banned
10-15 years ago top was obese and bottom was fat.

That bottom picture ain't got fuck all to do with fat

That is a healthy,sexy woman in that pic.

That I would bang all day long ......... those skinny, built like boys, no hips, no tits, no ass women like keira knightley, well I wouldn't touch that shit with your dick.
 

Dr. Malik

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some of you guys still think it's blood?

if it was blood then it'd be red

period blood would only drip like that when it's red and "fresh"

if it was brown then it wouldn't be dripping like that at all because it'd be coagulating in her uterus

myth busted

HEY! Its better to think its blood and post a knee jerk reaction, get out with your logic
 
some of you guys still think it's blood?

if it was blood then it'd be red

period blood would only drip like that when it's red and "fresh"

if it was brown then it wouldn't be dripping like that at all because it'd be coagulating in her uterus

myth busted

I've seen period blood drip down a woman's leg..

Looked just like that picture.

It's a dark red.. how is that not a dark red? That's what period blood looks like.. dark red.. or reddish brown.

Are you expecting bright red? That is for really serious wounds.. not period blood, or even a normal cut.

edit: COULD IT be a spray tan? Sure... but it sure as hell looks just like period blood dripped down a leg.. this woman wouldn't be getting cheap-o spray tans.
 

commedieu

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I've seen period blood drip down a woman's leg..

Looked just like that picture.

It's a dark red.. how is that not a dark red? That's what period blood looks like.. dark red.. or reddish brown.

Are you expecting bright red? That is for really serious wounds.. not period blood, or even a normal cut.

edit: COULD IT be a spray tan? Sure... but it sure as hell looks just like period blood dripped down a leg.. this woman wouldn't be getting cheap-o spray tans.

I trust this man.
 

Satch

Banned
I've seen period blood drip down a woman's leg..

Looked just like that picture.

It's a dark red.. how is that not a dark red? That's what period blood looks like.. dark red.. or reddish brown.

Are you expecting bright red? That is for really serious wounds.. not period blood, or even a normal cut.

edit: COULD IT be a spray tan? Sure... but it sure as hell looks just like period blood dripped down a leg.. this woman wouldn't be getting cheap-o spray tans.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

edit: i clearly couldn't possibly have any idea of what im talking about
 
you do get bright red blood on your period

she's wrong

You also get dark red blood on your period...

You gonna pretend you don't? She's not the one who told me the bright red thing.. that's something I've been told: that if a wound bleeds bright red it's generally dangerous. I could easily be wrong about that.. but suggesting you also don't get dark red blood on your period is ignorant.

If you don't, then well.. you certainly don't speak for all women.. as I've seen plenty of dark red period blood.. and even.. dripping down a leg.
 
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