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[Keyser Soze]

It amazes me the #brownosers on here seem to have less class than the man himself. I thought that would be hard to do, but you seem like you are up to the task.

 

[Steelrain]

It amazes me the #brownosers on here seem to have less class than the man himself. I thought that would be hard to do, but you seem like you are up to the task.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Chris Brown must have a fucking GIANT wang.

there are pics, some people even speculated that he leaked the pics.

 

[FStop7]

Jesus christ I feel like I've wandered into the Smash Hits forum circa 1991.

I love that you lot take this stuff so seriously.

diva gaf has run away with the title of creepiest gaf faction.

 

[G-Fex]

diva gaf has run away with the title of creepiest gaf faction.

I think Diva/pop gaf ranks up there with pony gaf now...

it's in a special place..

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I think Diva/pop gaf ranks up there with pony gaf now...

it's in a special place..

At least our posts are intelligible.

 

[G-Fex]

At least our posts are intelligible.

you're right my bad. I retract my answer.

it's something else completely.....

 

[freenudemacusers]

there are pics, some people even speculated that he leaked the pics.

but is he a grower or a shower

 

[Kabuto]

so for someone who somewhat likes the song, can gaf suggest any similar songs?

 

[Lunchbox]

so for someone who somewhat likes the song, can gaf suggest any similar songs?

check this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zdpTIIgUjw&feature=related

 

[Cynosure]

so for someone who somewhat likes the song, can gaf suggest any similar songs?

Rihanna's whole inspiration for Birthday Cake

 

[YoungHav]

 

[freenudemacusers]

lol

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Damn. And Birthday Cake is horrible.

 

[PhoenixDark]

So will this actually hurt Rihfund's career? I kind of doubt that. The demographics she dominates probably listen to Brown's music anyway. I seriously doubt teenage girls are going to be burning her CDs in mass

The older, more traditional folks concerned about this aren't fans. She had a chance to expand her demographics but instead decided to dial up the sleaze factor to 11

 

[Kyon]

The Dream is speaking out about his friend Rihanna saying it was her idea to add Chris Brown to the "Birthday Cake (Remix)". He added that if she has forgiven him, so should everyone else. Get the deets inside....

The Dream has spoken out to Billboard about Rihanna's controversial "Birthday Cake Remix" saying,

"For me, it's just music -- two talented people doing a record together, doing two records together, and that's what it was. It wasn't about an incident that happened. The true thing really is to forgive, and… you want to believe in people."

He added,

"It was Rih's idea. Not only do we work together, but [Rihanna] is a friend of mine. And it's like, 'You wanna do something? Then cool, let's do it.' I don't know how she got the logistics and how it happened -- maybe she'll talk about it one day. I showed up at the studio, and it was like, 'All right, cool, let's finish this record,' which we probably should have finished the first time we did it."

All in all, he ended by saying, "Because this is about her, if she can forgive, that's where she is mentally. As a friend, it's like, 'Okay, cool. Let's roll.'"

So it seems like many folks are moving on from the Chris Brown incident from a few years ago. On forgiving Chris, he said,


"I think [the topic] that should be more on the tongues is: how do we proclaim to be a nation of forgiving, and we go by all of these rules and everything, but we can't actually do it? It actually makes you look weaker than your adversary -- if you don't have the power to forgive, but you lie and say that you did.

Clocked all the tea yasssss.

http://theybf.com/2012/02/22/birthday-cake-remix-producer-the-dream-dishes-on-rihanna-chris-brown-says-rihanna-has-for

the actual Billboard article link
http://www.billboard.com/column/the-juice/the-dream-speaks-on-rihanna-chris-brown-1006254752.story#/column/the-juice/the-dream-speaks-on-rihanna-chris-brown-1006254752.story

 

[Dyno]

Fighting over pop stars is ridiculous. 90% of them change every two years.

This stan talk is also weak as fuck! Men should never sound like spoilt bitches.

Rihanna get beat so bad she look like coco b ware ass.

Team Breezy deserve the aids.

HAHA! You tell em' Sheik! That's how it's done! English as a second language no less.

http://www.jetlifebeats.com/2012/02...mes-in-on-chris-brown-x-rihanna-relationship/

 

[Kyon]

Fighting over pop stars is ridiculous. 90% of them change every two years.

This stan talk is also weak as fuck! Men should never sound like spoilt bitches.





HAHA! You tell em' Sheik! That's how it's done! English as a second language no less.

http://www.jetlifebeats.com/2012/02...mes-in-on-chris-brown-x-rihanna-relationship/

Who? Oh how cute another turtle neck has been trying it for an extra 15. Not here for these flops. Call Us when someone relevant tries it because then we will clock some tea. Otherwise the Non Factor Wrestling Industry can sit their dusty, busted, and rusted asses all the way down and keep it cute. Aint Nobody here for wrestling and the ratings don't lie gurls. Clocked Premium Jasmine Chai x2. Next flop wanna try it? Dismissed.

 

[Dyno]

Who? Oh how cute another turtle neck has been trying it for an extra 15. Not here for these flops. Call Us when someone relevant tries it because then we will clock some tea. Otherwise the Non Factor Wrestling Industry can sit their dusty asses all the way down and keep it cute. Aint Nobody here for wrestling and the ratings don't lie gurls. Clocked Premium Jasmine Chai x2. Next flop wanna try it? Dismissed.

The final stages of AIDS can cause severe mental breakdown as witnessed above.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Who? Oh how cute another turtle neck has been trying it for an extra 15. Not here for these flops. Call Us when someone relevant tries it because then we will clock some tea. Otherwise the Non Factor Wrestling Industry can sit their dusty asses all the way down and keep it cute. Aint Nobody here for wrestling and the ratings don't lie gurls. Clocked Premium Jasmine Chai x2. Next flop wanna try it? Dismissed.

Read this post aloud to yourself.

 

[Kyon]

The final stages of AIDS can cause severe mental breakdown as witnessed above..

SMH I wasnt speaking to you, i was speaking about Shiek. But its cool if you wanna diss me. It wont stop this song from happening.

 

[Dyno]

Read this post aloud to yourself.

Flip flops camomille starched and button-flys? Get messed haberdasher.

It's cool Cheeze, I got this.

 

[MThanded]

Who? Oh how cute another turtle neck has been trying it for an extra 15. Not here for these flops. Call Us when someone relevant tries it because then we will clock some tea. Otherwise the Non Factor Wrestling Industry can sit their dusty asses all the way down and keep it cute. Aint Nobody here for wrestling and the ratings don't lie gurls. Clocked Premium Jasmine Chai x2. Next flop wanna try it? Dismissed.

 

[Alucrid]

Who? Oh how cute another turtle neck has been trying it for an extra 15. Not here for these flops. Call Us when someone relevant tries it because then we will clock some tea. Otherwise the Non Factor Wrestling Industry can sit their dusty asses all the way down and keep it cute. Aint Nobody here for wrestling and the ratings don't lie gurls. Clocked Premium Jasmine Chai x2. Next flop wanna try it? Dismissed.

Can someone please call ja ru-satchwar so I can make sense of this

 

[Cynosure]

 

[Kyon]

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Holy shit its in tune with the actual song *__________________________*

 

[Cynosure]

 

[Kyon]

^^^^^^^ whats hilarious about that interview is that its Def Jam talking in that interview not Rihanna.

 

[G-Fex]

Who? Oh how cute another turtle neck has been trying it for an extra 15. Not here for these flops. Call Us when someone relevant tries it because then we will clock some tea. Otherwise the Non Factor Wrestling Industry can sit their dusty asses all the way down and keep it cute. Aint Nobody here for wrestling and the ratings don't lie gurls. Clocked Premium Jasmine Chai x2. Next flop wanna try it? Dismissed.

 

[Rocket Punch]

Who? Oh how cute another turtle neck has been trying it for an extra 15. Not here for these flops. Call Us when someone relevant tries it because then we will clock some tea. Otherwise the Non Factor Wrestling Industry can sit their dusty asses all the way down and keep it cute. Aint Nobody here for wrestling and the ratings don't lie gurls. Clocked Premium Jasmine Chai x2. Next flop wanna try it? Dismissed.

Kyon broke the thread. It's broken.

 

[Parallax]

what the hell does namedropping tea do?

 

[Maleficence]

I will PG Tips your Earl Gray ass!

 

[CrazyDogg77]

what the hell does namedropping tea do?

Tea means gossip I believe.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Setting a great example for all the young girls looking up to you, Rihanna.

 

[Kyon]

^^^^Rihanna's songs about sex, and her raunchy shows certainly raised girls right. Point is she is a grown woman and she never wanted to be a role model, she's gonna do what she wants to do. People need to stop wanting celebs to raise their kids. Thats the parents job not theirs.

Tea means gossip I believe.

gossip/the topic. clocked=addressed and dealt with

 

[Weemanply109]

I love both remixes, I don't appreciate Chris Brown that much, but I can't deny a good track when I hear one.

 

[Parallax]

Tea means gossip I believe.

that doesnt seem to make sense in the context listed.

gossip/the topic. clocked=addressed and dealt with

ok, that makes sense. but its still insane to talk like that.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Fighting over pop stars is ridiculous. 90% of them change every two years.

This stan talk is also weak as fuck! Men should never sound like spoilt bitches.

We will talk however the hell we want and you will deal, sit

 

[G-Fex]

that doesnt seem to make sense in the context listed.

dude just no..

 

[DMeisterJ]

"Clocked Premium Jasmine Chai x2"

This thread continues to make me happy and continually give me life. There is nowhere else I'd rather be. I'm so glad #CAKE brought Pop- and Wrassle-GAF together. Two of my favorite GAFs.

Edit: I heard #CAKE on the radio today. Amazing song while driving. The beat is out of control.

 

[Weemanply109]

Fighting over pop stars is ridiculous. 90% of them change every two years.

This stan talk is also weak as fuck!

I actually agree with this part. I hate stan talk and fighting over pop stars is pathetic.

 

[Kyon]

I love both remixes, I don't appreciate Chris Brown that much, but I can't deny a good track when I hear one.

Thats how i feel about celebs i dont like that have good songs aka Katy Perra lolz. BTW FLAWLESS avatar.

 

[freenudemacusers]

#rhianus trying too hard to be the bad girl of pop

 

[Weemanply109]

BTW FLAWLESS avatar.

Thanks. I feel like one a minority when I say I actually enjoy Katy Perry's music, however I'm not too keen on her personally, she tried too hard to beat Michael Jackson's record for #1's, it was kinda pathetic and desperate.

 

[Kyoufu]

CM Punk is just ripping him apart on every media outlet.

Too bad Chris Brown won't fight a man.

 

[Dr. Malik]

I actually agree with this part. I hate stan talk and fighting over pop stars is pathetic.

well when your fave is

the amount of clocked tea served unto you might make you go crazy

 

[Cynosure]

I hate stan talk and fighting over pop stars is pathetic.

Katy Perry tried too hard to beat Michael Jackson's record for #1's, it was kinda pathetic and desperate.

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

 

[Kyon]

Thanks. I feel like one a minority when I say I actually enjoy Katy Perry's music, however I'm not too keen on her personally, she tried too hard to beat Michael Jackson's record for #1's, it was kinda pathetic and desperate.

That's your stanhood talking sis lol

EDIT: Dammnit Cyono beat me to it

Spoiler

cue the bolding of beat. lord i shouldnt have typed it

 

[G-Fex]

CM Punk is just ripping him apart on every media outlet.

Too bad Chris Brown won't fight a man.

Well he could always take on Kharma then.

 

[Kyoufu]

Well he could always take on Kharma then.

Kharma doesn't hit boys.