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April Wrasslin |OT| D.Brine collects his P45
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SquashMatch
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Well shit.......I deserve that. Vince could print money off this angle, have a big guy as the main guy(which everyone who knows Vince knows that is his preference), have a guy with mainstream noteriety lead the charge for a full year, and bring back the fans who are sick of fart segments and Super multi colored Cena being shoved down our throats. Because it makes sense to do this and the IWC likes it Brock will get murdered on Sunday, be paired with Natalya who will fart on him in vignettes leading Sable back to the WWE for a Gas-X on a pole match at Summerslam. Brock will then form a tag team with Brodus Clay and win squash matches. A month before Wrestlemania Vince will realize he wasted Lesnar and try to make him a badass again a month before Mania, which will not work and Vince in his fit of rage will blame Ziggler and Ryder and feed them to Hornswoggle as enhancement talent. At Extreme Rules next year Ryder, Ziggler, and D-Bry(and Swagger) will be punished for the poor Wrestlemania buyrate with a jobber on a pole match. The winner will be promised one televised win every 6 months to avoid jobber status. After D Bry wins HHH will come down in a suit, pedigree all of them, and future endeavor them the next day, including Daniel Bryan, and will try to paint it as the new montreal screwjob. Vince will sit in his chair, drink his scotch, and tell himself the fans are idiots and only he knows what fans really want. This my friends is not fantasy booking, this is the Vince Mcmahon way.
BoboBrazil
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Damn Miz wrestled on Superstars. The mighty have fallen.
Now you're speaking my language.
SquashMatch
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Miz is a shitty heel. He does not have the physical presence to be a monster, he hasnt shown he can be a diabolical sadistic type, he is OK as a chickenshit but not great. He could get over as an underdog babyface, when he ran back to the ring at MITB last year after it looked like he was really hurt, the crowd went nuts for him. Him being a heel is an absolute waste. I still cant believe that Miz vs. John Cena was the MAIN event at Wrestlemania. And of course it went on to be the worst main event in the history of the event.
He's also wrasslin Santino in the Extreme Rules preshow on youtube!
BoboBrazil
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BoboBrazil
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How pathetic was it that Hawkins and Reks couldn't even get that #savereksandhawkins hashtrag trending after planning this for a week? Noone gives a shit about those guys.
SquashMatch
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Besides Cena absolutely no one works harder doing promotional work than the Miz. He is constantly doing interviews, radio shows, charity events ect., (another reason why he should not be a heel) If Vince fired him after the massive effort he has put in to the company than Vince would truly be the biggest dickhead in the world. It is Vince though so it would not shock me.
BoboBrazil
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Yeah, this is the main reason I doubt they would fire him. He's probably not happy always being away from Maryse though(or maybe he is?) I noticed his work started slipping a little around the time she requested her release. He really should do a face turn and re-team with Truth. That was a great tag team.
SquashMatch
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NXT, why does it exist? Surely they dont make any money off of it? I was reading NXT results and I have no idea who any of these guys are. If they are about to do cuts than keep Kidd, and one or two others and cut the rest of them. With WWE stock the price of a fast food meal maybe they will consider it.
BoboBrazil
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NXT is like a death sentence to these guys. It's good in a way that they go and get some seasoning in the ring and some of them have improved, but after being on NXT they are all going to be labelled jobbers if they ever do come up to the main roster. Supposedly it still airs and they get money for it in international markets, so that's why it's still going. Also they were planning on having it for the network, but now that it got delayed until Fall/Winter there is no point.
Two parts of it are. Besides that, not really.
Does one of those parts include the former Dr. Issac Yankem?
BoboBrazil
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Really nothing worthwhile on Raw. Maybe the contract signing ending. Only worthwhile thing on the entire show.
BoboBrazil
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I just don't have the same love for Kane. Seeing Percy Pringle was cool though. He used to live pretty close to me.
Not the same love, but still love, right?
Best part of the CM Drunk sobriety test: knowing I had about three full pages of WrassleGAF taking a shit on the segment waiting for me to read.
Worst part of RAW: realizing that WrassleGAF is at least 70% of the actual entertainment value of an average episode of RAW.
Random thoughts:
- DORITOS DORITOS DORITOS TACO BELL
- Abraham Washington causing an undervalued minority wrestler uprising... I bet this won't get racist!
- Three hours of RAW, yet it took me the same amount of time to watch it on DVR that a normal two hour ep takes. Rofl.
- They aired the same Lesnar promo, what, three times?
- Stop making Mark Henry eat that fucking kick to make Sheamus look bad ass
- On that note, fuck Sheamus
- Lesnar plant is awesome
- "John Cena's a bitch"
At least the PPV will be awesome. The crowd will be insane, and that's what matters. Granted I'll hit a bar in NYC for it and not pay $49.95, but it counts for something.
Worst part of RAW: realizing that WrassleGAF is at least 70% of the actual entertainment value of an average episode of RAW.
Random thoughts:
- DORITOS DORITOS DORITOS TACO BELL
- Abraham Washington causing an undervalued minority wrestler uprising... I bet this won't get racist!
assuming he doesn't disappear in three weeks because lol @ continuing story lines
- They aired the same Lesnar promo, what, three times?
- Stop making Mark Henry eat that fucking kick to make Sheamus look bad ass
- On that note, fuck Sheamus
- Lesnar plant is awesome
- "John Cena's a bitch"
At least the PPV will be awesome. The crowd will be insane, and that's what matters. Granted I'll hit a bar in NYC for it and not pay $49.95, but it counts for something.
SquashMatch
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I have always had a soft spot for Kane. Absolutely loved him when he didnt talk and just kicked ass. I absolutely hated it when he took off the mask. Without the mask he is just too normal. I like the look he has now with the welders mask on his entrance and the fact he "grew his hair back". That being said his feuds have sucked this year. The Cena feud was terrible and you could tell WWE saw it as filler before wrestlemania and treated it as such. The Orton feud was illogical as well but is getting better. A good brawl segment is never bad. Having Kane run away like a pussy was crap. Kane should always be booked as a monster.
WWE is too fucking scared to keep a monster heel going for too long it seems, and they ruin it by turning monsters into cowards. See: Henry turning into a vag at the end.
BoboBrazil
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Hey I was into Kane when he debuted and afterwards for a year or two. All the crazy shit Russo was booking him to do was entertaining and when he debuted against Undertaker I marked out. But this is 2012. 14 years later. I don't need or want to see Kane ever again until he goes into the Hall of Fame.
All I got out of that is that you think Kane is a future Hall of Famer. I agree, Kane is great.
BoboBrazil
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It's not like they are very picky on who they put in the Hall of Fame.
You're right, only the best.
bean breath
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Not a bad idea.
1. Blow your unemployment check on a $600 iPad.
2. Play Domino's app and get a job making pizzas.
3. End the recession.
bean breath
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Can't wait until they break out Sheamus' IRA gimmick.
BoboBrazil
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That would be cool so WWE won't do it.
bean breath
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You've heard Regal on commentary, right? It's like The King's Speech 2: Revenge of the Stutter.
HarryDemeanor
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Except it's a much better movie.
BoboBrazil
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Lawler isn't the problem. It's Cole.
bean breath
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I was expecting them to come out with tacos in their hands.
Remember when it was Miz putting over junk food on Raw?
Now he's on Superstars and Youtube pre-shows. Can't even sell tacos!
Professor Beef
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You're calling Subway junk food?
bean breath
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a secret-boss
Banned
Monday Night Raw starring Brock Lesnar Sponsored by Taco Bell: Live Mas
Officerrob
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Brodus Clay debuted as the Funkasaurus on January 9th and he has still yet to be in a feud or have more than 90 seconds of ring time in a match.
He needs to leave and go away for like...ever.
I didn't like this Raw very much.
Why is Zack Ryder still around?
bean breath
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Brock feels the vibration?
Come on, come on
Feel it, feel it
It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweeeeeeet sensation!!!
Come on, come on
Feel it, feel it
It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweeeeeeet sensation!!!
Conrad Link
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I like Josh Mathews on commentary, if they keep ignoring the obvious HoF'er Tony Schiavone then I wish JM would get the top spot.
He just does his job, or at least tries to.
He just does his job, or at least tries to.
Officerrob
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The roster is crazy thin and Ryder is a warm body to throw in the ring without any thought put into his character what so ever.
Blargh