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WWE is too fucking scared to keep a monster heel going for too long it seems, and they ruin it by turning monsters into cowards. See: Henry turning into a vag at the end.

Agreed, Henry would have been a great monster but WWE hasnt used him right his entire career. Monsters have to crush people, including fan favorites and guys who sell merchandise. WWE is scared to have guys like Cena, Sheamus, Punk get destroyed because they think it will hurt there drawing power. In reality if Cena got destroyed Sunday, stayed gone the rest of spring as Brock ran wild and kicked the shit out of everyone, and then Cena came back around Summerslam in a savior of the wwe role and went toe to toe with Lesnar it would do big buisness. Brock would have major heat and Cena would get a major boost from an opponent who is percieved as an unstoppable monster. This angle would make Cena and Brock hotter than ever with return matches people will pay to see.Instead we get heels whose major purpose is to get someone to drink liquor. What a fucking joke! If they really wanted to get Punk and Jericho over have Jericho beat up jobbers every week and send them to the hospital, make Jericho a threat instead of a joke. If they dont treat Brock as a monster I dont know if they will ever build another one. WWE seems obsessed with chickenshit heels like Miz, Bryan, Del Rio and Christian. How can fans respect a face who beats a heel who is never shown to be talented or dangerous but always shown as a pussy and a coward? WWE really needs to build some heels to bring back some legitimacy again, and monster heels would do the trick faster and more efficiently.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I hope Brodus Clay squashes Zack Ryder.

 

[IC_Champion]

Lawler isn't the problem. It's Cole.

Unfortunately, Cole is the new King (Attitude Era; Heel supporting commentator) and Lawler is the new JR

 

[G-Fex]

I hope Brodus Clay squashes Zack Ryder.

you'd know a lot about squashing.

Unfortunately, Cole is the new King (Attitude Era; Heel supporting commentator) and Lawler is the new JR

yeah the new "BAW GAWD" is now "Um......oh...oh my"

 

[bean breath]

I can't believe Laurinaitis left Lesnar out to dry like that.

Pick.
Up.
Your.
Fucking.
Mic.

I thought Mr. Excitement was at a point where he was comfortable doing promos but I guess not.

That segment was awful.

 

[IC_Champion]

I can't believe Laurinaitis left Lesnar out to dry like that.

Pick.
Up.
Your.
Fucking.
Mic.

I thought Mr. Excitement was at a point where he was comfortable doing promos but I guess not.

That segment was awful.

Yes sir, that was an awkward promo.

Spoiler

I was expecting that Johnny Ace and Otunga would be F5'd

.

 

[Conrad Link]

Well, at least D-Bry has had a slight step up in his heel role.

He got 1 week of sneaking away from the beat down in time before his token 1 week of 'looking like an actual threat, seriously guys please watch cause maybe he'll win lol not really' before jobbing to the boring face character at the PPV.

The only aspect I'm not sure where they're going with is AJ. In a perfect world she would cost Too Many Limes the title and they'd reveal it as a plan all along while going on to rule as an awesome bad guy duo.

Or they're just gonna make her turn on Bryan cause she's had enough of his shit girl power thing. Which wouldn't make much sense because its HER THAT KEEPS COMING BACK even though he asked her not to, she's bringing the pain and humiliation on herself by keeping on with it.

Or it will just go no where and be forgotten about in a few weeks. <- DING DING DING DING!



Oh well at least the PPV crowd will be fun to hear. Lobster Head is gonna get destroyed, YES! YES! YES!'s everywhere will be glorious.

 

[bean breath]

Did they give Otunga's job to Eve because of Jennifer Hudson's trial going on?

 

[Liquidsnake]

Wow I zipped through RAW in about an hours time on my DVR. That was weak.
First PPV since MITB I will not order. I hope Brock steamrolls Cena. The CM Punk segment was abysmal. How far we have fallen since June of last year.

I did get an old school feeling during the final segment, so that was nice. I like Brock, I always have. He is a different cat. I can dig that.

WWE please stop burying Ziggler.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

you'd know a lot about squashing.

Post Mortem was a joke in Hollywood's eyes.

 

[IC_Champion]

Did they give Otunga's job to Eve because of Jennifer Hudson's trial going on?

I believe so. Since the last RAW show or two ago, the trial had started and Otunga was still working instead of being with his wife. Now it's at the ending phase.

 

[G-Fex]

Post Mortem was a joke in Hollywood's eyes.

your nads say otherwise

 

[Jamie OD]

I hope all of the staff went home tonight wondering if they forgot to do something. Then one of them wakes up in the middle of the night and says "Oh crap, we left Paul Bearer in the freezer!" Then he shrugs and goes back to sleep.

 

[Plywood]

HOW DO YOU GUYS WATCH THIS SHIT?

 

[Conrad Link]

HOW DO YOU GUYS WATCH THIS SHIT?

VERY CAREFULLY

 

[G-Fex]

HOW DO YOU GUYS WATCH THIS SHIT?

oh it's mister "Too good for wrasslin i'm watching crown jewels show" Plywood.

 

[British Monsoon]

Raw was painful to endure. Next time I waste my time staying up to watch that nonsense, I'm just going to remind myself that I could be watching big Japanese dudes beat the crap out of each other;

AJPW - 04/21/12 - Champion Carnival 2012: Day One

Also, anyone watch AAW? Check out their most recent show over on www.smvod.com;

http://smvod.com/premium-video/aaw-march-16-2012-epic-berwyn-il

The main event is a pretty good brawl, with Jimmy Jacobs & Arik Cannon defending the tag titles against The Irish Airborne, while elsewhere there's a good SHIMMER 6-woman tag match with MsChif, Athena & Von Eerie vs Del Rey & The Canadian Ninjas, a fun comedy match between Cabana & Cameron Skyy, and Michael Elgin defending the Heritage title against J Miller. Well worth $10.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

your nads say otherwise

You're an evil evil man. I had to buy the biggest bags of ice for my grapefruits.

 

[billy beane]

So what happened on Raw tonight?

 

[Professor Beef]

So what happened on Raw tonight?

I seriously cannot remember.

 

[G-Fex]

So what happened on Raw tonight?

and look who showed up after the show to say happy b-day to Cena

 

[DMczaf]

I seriously cannot remember.

Have you been drinking?

Wrassle GAF bylaws state that any participants in Wrassle GAF are prohibited from consuming alcoholic beverages 12 hours before posting.

 

[mechashiva]

I do believe the above mentioned would be true.

How awesome is Ultra Mantis Black? This awesome.

This Party needs some Abra Cadaver.


Also, here's my managing debut, behold "The Golden Boy" B-Arthur as I walk out my client B-Rabbit.

 

[Plywood]

oh it's mister "Too good for wrasslin i'm watching crown jewels show" Plywood.

Saving you from yourselves.

 

[G-Fex]

Saving you from yourselves.

go watch your wizard show

 

[billy beane]

I just saw that the Miz is challenging Santino Sunday in a match that'll be on YouTube. Why is a title match regulated to a dark match, especially when you only have five announced matches?

My god this company just does not give a fuck.

Thank god I don't watch this show anymore.

 

[bean breath]

So what happened on Raw tonight?

 

[abstract alien]

"This feeling that you are feeling is real because I can feel it." ~ Brock

 

[Radec]

Beth looked like really hurt.

:/

 

[Kyoufu]

HOW DO YOU GUYS WATCH THIS SHIT?

I don't. I think I come in here to bitch and moan more than actually watch the product.

This shit is so bad... lol

 

[G-Fex]

Beth looked like really hurt.

:/

Yup. It broke my heart, I love Beth.

Who shall we hate now? THE BELLAS!

 

[DiscoJon]

Just watched RAW.

The Kofi/Jericho match was pretty damn good.

 

[Striker]

Didn't watch the show, but I did turn on the USA channel before I left to work. I saw Brodus Clay dancing up the ramp with dipshit Hornswaggle. Judging by the posts, he squashed Dolph Ziggler again. What an embarrassing group of writers (and Vince). Hope this show dips in the 2's for a while.

 

[Morgadeth]

I like how they kept showing Brock beating TNA guys.

 

[Dead Man]

Raw was painful to endure. Next time I waste my time staying up to watch that nonsense, I'm just going to remind myself that I could be watching big Japanese dudes beat the crap out of each other;

AJPW - 04/21/12 - Champion Carnival 2012: Day One

Dat faceplant.

 

[Khrno]

+The Bellas were so hot last night.
Funny enough AJ not being a lumberjill just reinforces her position as main eventer (you know like Punk and Jericho not going out to stop Lesnar from killing Cena).

+Ref Bryan: YES! YES! YES!

+Evil Kane.

+And the highlight of the show: EDGE

It could have been a fantastic show, but it had like 2 and a half hours worth of filler shit.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Punk dropped the 'F' BOMB!

 

[Khrno]

Punk dropped the 'F' BOMB!

F for filler.

He should go back to the pipebombs or the SES bombs, singing happy birthday and stuff. Current Punk is boring.

 

[DKehoe]

Also, here's my managing debut, behold "The Golden Boy" B-Arthur as I walk out my client B-Rabbit.

The suit is fantastic, you look like you will be great at being a manager. Keep us updated on how it goes.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

3 Hour RAWS. Why was this a 3 hour RAW?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!

 

[Nocturnowl]

3 Hour RAWS. Why was this a 3 hour RAW?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!

So they could fit all those Brock Lesnar promo videos into the show?

 

[Entropia]

Okay guys

1) Why was Edge there?
2) What happened to Beth?

 

[Htown]

Daniel Bryan part was easily the best part of the show last night.

Screaming yes during the yes lock had me legitimately laughing.

 

[Htown]

Okay guys

1) Why was Edge there?

Came out to the ring to tell Cena to man the fuck up.

2) What happened to Beth?

Hurt her ankle jumping down off the apron

 

[plagiarize]

As far as we know the bellas are still leaving soon right? Was that title change improvised after Beth got hurt? Presumably eve will give herself a title match soon and get the belt.

 

[DKehoe]

As far as we know the bellas are still leaving soon right? Was that title change improvised after Beth got hurt? Presumably eve will give herself a title match soon and get the belt.

Apparently Kharma is going to come back and destroy the Bellas.

 

[British Monsoon]

Presumably Beth will sell the injury for a while and then return to feud with Kharma.

 

[plagiarize]

Apparently Kharma is going to come back and destroy the Bellas.

That works quite nicely.

 

[krae_man]

How are they plants if they pay for their own tickets and expenses to the shows just like everyone else?

You think for one second they get front row for every show they attend by coincidence?

I saw this one guy with Carlito hair with front row tickets every Toronto show I've ever attended. I've seen him in the crowd in multiple PPV's and when Cryme Time sold off Carlito's hammock he was the one who bought it. Face it dude they're plants.

Him doing the Brock shuffle twice on camera was 100% staged.

 

[DKehoe]

Presumably Beth will sell the injury for a while and then return to feud with Kharma.

Yeh, the idea is that Kharma didn't beat Beth for the title so Beth will be the only one who has a chance against her when she returns after Kharma dominating the division for a while.

You think for one second they get front row for every show they attend by coincidence?

I saw this one guy with Carlito hair with front row tickets every Toronto show I've ever attended. I've seen him in the crowd in multiple PPV's and when Cryme Time sold off Carlito's hammock he was the one who bought it. Face it dude they're plants.

Him doing the Brock shuffle twice on camera was 100% staged.

I think there are just fans who are ridiculously dedicated about attending. I remember hearing that Sign Guy (guy with the red hat and blue shirt thats at loads of shows) built up a huge amount of debt by going to so many shows.