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Historic Neogaf moments

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Grisby

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shadyspace said:
Gillian's possum thread is the king, bar none.
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This is a good one, as well as the guy who had the praying mantis pet thread. It was named Captain Kill-something if I remember correctly.

I also personally liked the 360 topic where the guy complained the light on the controller was too bright.
KillerMan91 said:
Definitely FFXIII going multi thread. It was amazing.
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Yeah, on the gaming side this was a big one.
 
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LeleSocho

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Please someone link the super ps3 thread the one where an user modified his ps3 saying he got benefits on textures and other stuff.
 
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toxicgonzo

Taxes?! Isn't this the line for Metallica?
Tracetronic's thread about the older woman, which I thought was a hoax, is turning out really interesting now that he has provided proof.
 
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IGotBillySoSpooked

Low moral character
That Beyblades one is kind of depressing. I tried to go to his MySpace and YouTube pages and they are nowhere to be found. He's like vanished from the internet, scarred from the fallout of his GAF beyblades thread.

The dude was just enthusiastic about beyblades. Cut him some slack!
 
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J-Rod

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The one where some guy proposed to his girlfriend and she came clean about being a masseuse that gives happy endings. Turns out she also kept a blog about it along with her friend that introduced her to it. It had nutty stories of clients like one guy yelling, "it's just like a porno!" as he finished, and gaffers were flooding the blog with comments, some pretending to be riskychris.

It was actually kind of sad, because the op started the topic under the ruse that his ex-gf became a whore and he "tricked" her into admitting it, when really he was mindfucked about what truly happened. It wasn't until later in the thread that the truth became apparent, but still most posters never really put it altogether to realize it.

Edit: link http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=392892
 
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Timo

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J-Rod said:
The one where some guy proposed to his girlfriend and she came clean about being a masseuse that gives happy endings. Turns out she also kept a blog about it along with her friend that introduced her to it. It had nutty stories of clients like one guy yelling, "it's just like a porno!" as he finished, and gaffers were flooding the blog with comments, some pretending to be riskychris.

It was actually kind of sad, because the op started the topic under the ruse that his ex-gf became a whore and he "tricked" her into admitting it, when really he was mindfucked about what truly happened. It wasn't until later in the thread that the truth became apparent, but still most posters never really put it altogether to realize it.
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Does anyone know the blog? Tell me someone knows.
 
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Mattlikewhoa

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World Cup 2010 thread was a great one for me...That and JBaird craziness.

J-Rod said:
The one where some guy proposed to his girlfriend and she came clean about being a masseuse that gives happy endings. Turns out she also kept a blog about it along with her friend that introduced her to it. It had nutty stories of clients like one guy yelling, "it's just like a porno!" as he finished, and gaffers were flooding the blog with comments, some pretending to be riskychris.

It was actually kind of sad, because the op started the topic under the ruse that his ex-gf became a whore and he "tricked" her into admitting it, when really he was mindfucked about what truly happened. It wasn't until later in the thread that the truth became apparent, but still most posters never really put it altogether to realize it.
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Whoa...wait what?!?! How the hell did I miss this?!!?

Link!?
 
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Az

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J-Rod said:
The one where some guy proposed to his girlfriend and she came clean about being a masseuse that gives happy endings. Turns out she also kept a blog about it along with her friend that introduced her to it. It had nutty stories of clients like one guy yelling, "it's just like a porno!" as he finished, and gaffers were flooding the blog with comments, some pretending to be riskychris.

It was actually kind of sad, because the op started the topic under the ruse that his ex-gf became a whore and he "tricked" her into admitting it, when really he was mindfucked about what truly happened. It wasn't until later in the thread that the truth became apparent, but still most posters never really put it altogether to realize it.

Edit: link http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=392892
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That one was a good one :)
 
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windowlurker

Banned
User MikeTyson created the "Regarding the women's eyebrows.."

Made for some good quotes:

Instead of women plucking and drawing them back on like some courtroom artist, they should shave them off and write "eyebrows" in place.
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While we're talking about women, is it, the wider hoop earrings the wider the vagina?
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My friend and her girlfriend had intercourse in front of me and every three seconds she would place her long nails right near the piss hole stroking it, almost digging in.

Would explain why it always eludes me.
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Responses are hilarious. Shame MikeTyson is perma banned.
 
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SolsticeZero

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I'd have to nominate jbaird, but PossumGaf is pretty far up there.

J-Rod said:
The one where some guy proposed to his girlfriend and she came clean about being a masseuse that gives happy endings. Turns out she also kept a blog about it along with her friend that introduced her to it. It had nutty stories of clients like one guy yelling, "it's just like a porno!" as he finished, and gaffers were flooding the blog with comments, some pretending to be riskychris.

It was actually kind of sad, because the op started the topic under the ruse that his ex-gf became a whore and he "tricked" her into admitting it, when really he was mindfucked about what truly happened. It wasn't until later in the thread that the truth became apparent, but still most posters never really put it altogether to realize it.

Edit: link http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=392892
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I figured this would pop up. Back when I was on a steady diet of alcohol and not much else. A mental breakdown did ensue, and not something that should be done when drunk. Not one of my better moments, unfortunately.
 
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J-Rod

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Damn, I thought you were banned in that. If I had known I wouldn't have brought it up. Sorry man.

Really thought that thread went longer than it should have been allowed to. I thought a lot of people got away with doxxing or fishing for info to do it.
 
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echoshifting

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You know what's always a little surreal? Seeing something in one of these gaf-history threads that sounds interesting (and that I've never heard of before), perusing the thread in question...and finding my own post(s), right there. No memory of the event, and yet there it is - physical evidence that I was actually "there." Surely I can't be the only one who experiences this.
 
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Jamie OD

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soultron said:
WC2010 was such an awesome time on GAF, you're right.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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The thread became so big it was single handedly tearing the site apart and sadly had to be completely wiped out. If Euro 2012 is even a quarter as enjoyable to follow here as World Cup 2010 then it will be good times.
 
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Icicle

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Very recent thread. OP creates thread asking if the internment of Japanese-Americans was the biggest failure of American "justice," adding that he was Japanese, but had just moved to the US last year.

GAF detectives prove that he is just a sad weeaboo, but the OP denies all proof until the very end.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=461869
 
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Cronen

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The Lips photoshop thread.

There was also a thread about a guy struggling to understand why his HDTV had black bars when he's playing games, which involved some very badly drawn pictures in Paint? I've tried looking for the thread since but have had no luck! Anyone know what I'm on about?
 
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Poyunch

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That jbaird thread moved way too fast. I only caught glimpses of it here and there when things started to catch up. One day I'll read through the whole thing.
 
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TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
SephCast said:
When the NBA thread got locked and literally changed the landscape of NeoGAF.
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Just a repeat of Rock Band OT. "Too big." "Too insular." Deja vu.

Help Me! said:
That was Dyack, right? For Too Human. Funny shit.

Rock Band Thread was crazy, as well. Costanza didn't get the thread nuked. It was Space Cadet and his stupid ass spamming.
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Yeah, Space Cadet having a meltdown over some then-recent bans was definitely the main cause.
 
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zomaha

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Poyunch said:
That jbaird thread moved way too fast. I only caught glimpses of it here and there when things started to catch up. One day I'll read through the whole thing.
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I just finished it now, and it reads almost like a novel.

It's really interesting to see people start to catch on early before it all starts going crazy.
 
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pirata

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The Konami time loop was fucking amazing. I spent hours pouring over the JBaird thread, playing Phoenix Wright music on loop. PossumGAF was also a relatively-recent fun thread. Unfortunately, the marijuana thread (which was about way more than weed) got thrown into the abyss as the result of the Google thing. I really wish someone would have made an archive of it, but there was no way of knowing that it would be deleted before it happened. C'est la vie.
 
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