shadyspace
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You guys ever really wanted to have kids out of nowhere. I've been getting that feeling lately and it's weird.
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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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yeah. for some reason I never really thought about it until after I split with my ex. it probably invades my mind because it's the most meaningful thing that could happen in my life at this point, I'm not gonna get rich and travel the world or whatever. but I don't know any girls I'd want to do that with and I'm pretty fucked up so I guess it's not worth thinking about right now.
Atramental
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Little shadyspaces, snugglers, and coldveins running around?
That's some surreal stuff right there.
edit: Aww shit. It's past 2 am...
Need to sleep.
That's some surreal stuff right there.
edit: Aww shit. It's past 2 am...
Need to sleep.
shadyspace
Banned
Guys do you all want to run an orphanage made up of our illegitamate children together
realistically it's only gonna happen if and when I get reckless and knock up some random girl. I'm more likely to end up six feet under by 30 then meet a chick I'd actually want to get pregz on purpose. such is life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6mtsMMPsKE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6mtsMMPsKE
shadyspace
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Hey guys can one of you murder me thnks
H.Protagonist
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Still alive with an apricot ale in hand. It's not as sweet as I imagined it would be. Can't speak for shadyspace, though.
If it's dark and brown, you're in cider town. If it's light and yellow, you've got juice there fella.
Also, fuck those Volkswagon Vans, I want a 6 door Buick
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Fuck, just woke up and im still drunk... had a beer to calm the spinning, im riding this fucker out..i hate puking
i probably b in town son.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
decided to just not give a single fuck
5 am, loading a bowl, just put on the OG dawn of the dead on blu ray
i hate chongin' in the morning, it makes me feel so rough
freenudemacusers
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I have a 1.5 year old. It's fun, they're like little drunk high people.
On the other hand I'm up at 6am on a Sunday.
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Deleted member 22576
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Yeah I'm up.
Passed out after 5 brown shuggas, but I completed the ratatouille bake and it was great. Got a heavy beer hangover and its super foggy.
Passed out after 5 brown shuggas, but I completed the ratatouille bake and it was great. Got a heavy beer hangover and its super foggy.
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Yeah I get stoned and jog all the time man it makes me feel good. I asol notice lots of ladies looking at my junk because I wear tiny shorts. I always think "if only she knew how high I am"
DangerStepp
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Fuckin' with Sailor Jerry?
Welcome aboard, matey!
Good to see you, too!
Also, good to see Atra got his pickle TICKLED!!!
I hit the Makers 46 pretty hard and ended up watching Big Trouble in Little China while taking out the rest of my white bean chicken chili.
Life doesn't get much better than that, boys.
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I'm inside my own mind right now
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=42947347
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=42947347
mobile site on desktop fuuuuuu
shadyspace
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This made me laugh so hard. I'm an idiot.
Wait, wait a minute? Atra got laid?
FUCK YOU I ALREADY SPENT THAT MONEY.
Also, when you've washed your hands like twice and there's only a hint of that smell wafting off, it kinda smells good. Rub your fingers all over your chest, it's like cologne that'll attract other women. Make sure you get some period blood all on you too next time.
FUCK YOU I ALREADY SPENT THAT MONEY.
Also, when you've washed your hands like twice and there's only a hint of that smell wafting off, it kinda smells good. Rub your fingers all over your chest, it's like cologne that'll attract other women. Make sure you get some period blood all on you too next time.
*applauds*
being covered in period blood sure does make you feel like a fucking SAVAGE. i dig it.
freenudemacusers
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Blood is just oxygen rich lube if you think about it.
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I like playing on a wet golf course
freenudemacusers
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I surf on the red tide
Atramental
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Last night before I feel asleep this "revelation" popped into my head that I and everyone here on earth are the products of many eons of fucking.
I'm like "Whoa... That's a lot of fucking."
I'm like "Whoa... That's a lot of fucking."
TOM f'N CRUISE
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so hung over im still drunk
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Still thinking about shannyn sossaman.
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Man.
So I went up to Whole Foods to grab some beer. As I'm crossing the street I see one of those easel shaped traffic warning things hurled out into traffic. I look and see these dudes brawling. So I kinda look for a while but then decide to mind my own business and just go into the shopping center. As I walk past the same gas station that I just recently pulled the active gas hose out of my car spewing gas EVERYWHERE. I see my dude Cameron in the window. I only know his name is Cameron because I asked after it became apparent he was going to clean up my mess. Anyway so he asks me whats up and I say its just some dudes fighting.
Well, as we're kinda chatting this kid probably 17 maybe walks past the guys.. nerdy looking kid is walking his dog. And both these dudes just start pushing him around. I see them push him on the ground and like a superhero Cameron goes "oh shit theyre fucking up a white guy" and just bails out of the gas station leaving it completely unattended. At this point my only choice is to either A.] join the fight or B.] go buy beer.
So I go and buy some beer.
10 minutes later on my way back theres a good crowd now. Like 12 people maybe. The two guys fighting had worked their way to the gas station and were making a HUGE scene. It looks like Cameron didn't take any punches and the guy with the dog is ok. They're both just kinda watching these dudes throw down. I tried to go talk to Cameron but he was SUPER fired up. He was definitely in lizard brain mode. So I kinda just walk off because I don't want to be a gawker like the rest of everyone. But as I'm just about to cross the street again a cop car shoots into the complex, I see everyone pointing at the two guys. Anyway, the second the cop gets out of the car one of the guys just takes a HUGE BRUTAL swing at the cop. Like just, the second the cops foot hit the asphalt this guy just went at him. I see the cop take him to the ground and everyone starts cheering.
Well, thats the story of how I bought some beer. Trying to decide if its appropriate to bring Cameron a joint or something. He was super cool about when I spilled gas everywhere and apparently is more of a "man" than I am because I wouldn't have instinctually dropped everything to go pull that guy up off the ground like he did. But its also his place of employment, etc.. I'm not sure he would appreciate that.
So I went up to Whole Foods to grab some beer. As I'm crossing the street I see one of those easel shaped traffic warning things hurled out into traffic. I look and see these dudes brawling. So I kinda look for a while but then decide to mind my own business and just go into the shopping center. As I walk past the same gas station that I just recently pulled the active gas hose out of my car spewing gas EVERYWHERE. I see my dude Cameron in the window. I only know his name is Cameron because I asked after it became apparent he was going to clean up my mess. Anyway so he asks me whats up and I say its just some dudes fighting.
Well, as we're kinda chatting this kid probably 17 maybe walks past the guys.. nerdy looking kid is walking his dog. And both these dudes just start pushing him around. I see them push him on the ground and like a superhero Cameron goes "oh shit theyre fucking up a white guy" and just bails out of the gas station leaving it completely unattended. At this point my only choice is to either A.] join the fight or B.] go buy beer.
So I go and buy some beer.
10 minutes later on my way back theres a good crowd now. Like 12 people maybe. The two guys fighting had worked their way to the gas station and were making a HUGE scene. It looks like Cameron didn't take any punches and the guy with the dog is ok. They're both just kinda watching these dudes throw down. I tried to go talk to Cameron but he was SUPER fired up. He was definitely in lizard brain mode. So I kinda just walk off because I don't want to be a gawker like the rest of everyone. But as I'm just about to cross the street again a cop car shoots into the complex, I see everyone pointing at the two guys. Anyway, the second the cop gets out of the car one of the guys just takes a HUGE BRUTAL swing at the cop. Like just, the second the cops foot hit the asphalt this guy just went at him. I see the cop take him to the ground and everyone starts cheering.
Well, thats the story of how I bought some beer. Trying to decide if its appropriate to bring Cameron a joint or something. He was super cool about when I spilled gas everywhere and apparently is more of a "man" than I am because I wouldn't have instinctually dropped everything to go pull that guy up off the ground like he did. But its also his place of employment, etc.. I'm not sure he would appreciate that.
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Yeah it kinda choked me up for a second. But I'm also one of those people that will just spontaneously cry a few times a day so its not really that notable. Just super intense. I'm nearly positive the guys were completely completely out of their minds on drugs. I also just have this crazy intense respect for Cameron now. Its really funny, my and my dudelady joke about Cameron all the time ever since I spilled gas everywhere. I want to be his friend.
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I've got a problem. This isn't a swingin' dick contest its a legitimate problem that is affecting my happiness. The girl I hang out with is too cute. Shes not beautiful, shes not hot or gorgeous. Shes cute. Too cute. I find myself letting her get away with murder. And I'm ok with this. Which is the problem. My last "seriously serious I'm gonna marry you" relationship was with a lady [not a women or girl] that was in the gorgeous category. Scouts honor, at some point in her life she will have a magazine cover. It might be a crappy Portland CraftArt-Zine cover, but a cover nonetheless.
Anyway. 85% of the time we are in complete sync.. and its just like its supposed to be. But when we're out of sync I find myself making concessions I've never made before. Its not quite "how high should I jump" levels, but in the same ball park. And I don't know why I do this, other than she is just such a fucking cutie. It makes me feel less valuable when it does happen, but on the other side it also makes me feel so good watching her smile. I look at most relationships as super long term. I'm just that type of personality, I'm not really a one night stand type of guy. And I've known this girl for about two years now.. but neither of us will commit. And I'm starting think its not going to happen, true committment, that is. We spend weekends together, we go on small excursions, we do projects... but when it gets down to I gotta fold your underwear and oh yeah theres no food around here so we have to go shopping type of stuff it gets kinda........ distant. Its just leaving me very confused.
Anyway. 85% of the time we are in complete sync.. and its just like its supposed to be. But when we're out of sync I find myself making concessions I've never made before. Its not quite "how high should I jump" levels, but in the same ball park. And I don't know why I do this, other than she is just such a fucking cutie. It makes me feel less valuable when it does happen, but on the other side it also makes me feel so good watching her smile. I look at most relationships as super long term. I'm just that type of personality, I'm not really a one night stand type of guy. And I've known this girl for about two years now.. but neither of us will commit. And I'm starting think its not going to happen, true committment, that is. We spend weekends together, we go on small excursions, we do projects... but when it gets down to I gotta fold your underwear and oh yeah theres no food around here so we have to go shopping type of stuff it gets kinda........ distant. Its just leaving me very confused.
shadyspace
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Sounds like she's not relationship material.
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I think this is the very tough and painful realization I'm slowly coming to.
You think girls squirting is gross?
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