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[Nobody_Important]

I'm stuck waiting on DoorDash to bring me my high brow high class meal of Jack-in-the-Box while coming down off of my vodka fueled night of Gloomhaven with friends. But in this moment of intoxicated impatience I am wishing for a better way.


What is your "I'm drunk, I don't care, and I wanna eat" meal if there were no limitations on price or time of day?


Mine would be a giant ass pile of Chicken Wings I think.

 

[BadBurger]

Chicken bulgogi with white rice on the side and all the typical nibbling foods they bring out in a Korean restaurant. No question.

The country boy in me wants to say chicken fried steak over mashed potatoes with lots of white gravy and corn. Close second.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Chicken bulgogi with white rice on the side and all the typical nibbling foods they bring out in a Korean restaurant. No question.

The country boy in me wants to say chicken fried steak over mashed potatoes with lots of white gravy and corn. Close second.

God that sounds great actually. I've seen that on the menu at my local Korean place. I may need to try it.


But you are right. It's hard to beat some good old comfort food like Chicken Fried Steak and Mashed potatoes.

 

[Doczu]

I'm a simple man. Just give me a beef döner wrap consisting of meat and fries, or as we call it here American Wrap.
No greens, i don't want to rainbow puke in the morning.

 

[BadBurger]

God that sounds great actually. I've seen that on the menu at my local Korean place. I may need to try it.


But you are right. It's hard to beat some good old comfort food like Chicken Fried Steak and Mashed potatoes.

Get ready for some heat. If they make it right it should have a good amount of spicy oil and make you sweat. Like, you should want them to turn up the A/C by the third bite.

 

[Nobody_Important]

Get ready for some heat. If they make it right it should have a good amount of spicy oil and make you sweat. Like, you should want them to turn up the A/C by the third bite.

Fuck.

Yes.

 

[GymWolf]

Fried mini calzones that my mother prepared for my birthday when i was a child.

 

[Doczu]

Fried mini calzones that my mother prepared for my birthday when i was a child.

You gonna eat your memories?

That's some dark shit right here man

 

[Nobody_Important]

Fried mini calzones that my mother prepared for my birthday when i was a child.

Not gonna knock you for a nostalgic choice. I'd sell my goddamn soul for some original chocolate chip cookies that my Great-Grandma made when I was a kid. Not even playing off the old "grandma recipe" nonsense she literally had a recipe she used since 1956 when she made the official recipe. She left the recipe behind after she passed, but despite 6 tries so far based on her own hand written recipe it doesn't quite match the original and I can't tell if that is my nostalgic brain fucking with me or if there really is some kind of magic missing from the final product.


I wanna believe my Grandma Francis is up there looking down like "god damn it just do *insert*...........oh for fuck sake!"

 

[Doczu]

Not gonna knock you for a nostalgic choice. I'd sell my goddamn soul for some original chocolate chip cookies that my Great-Grandma made when I was a kid. Not even playing off the old "grandma recipe" nonsense she literally had a recipe she used since 1956 when she made the official recipe. She left the recipe behind after she passed, but despite 6 tries so far based on her own hand written recipe it doesn't quite match the original and I can't tell if that is my nostalgic brain fucking with me or if there really is some kind of magic missing from the final product.


I wanna believe my Grandma Francis is up there looking down like "god damn it just do *insert*...........oh for fuck sake!"

Visual representation of your grandma adding the secret ingredient (it wasn't the Power of Love):

 

[MrMephistoX]

God that sounds great actually. I've seen that on the menu at my local Korean place. I may need to try it.


But you are right. It's hard to beat some good old comfort food like Chicken Fried Steak and Mashed potatoes.

Korean fried chicken gets you the Korean side dishes too.

 

[DGrayson]

Seattle style teriyaki chicken bowl.

 

[FunkMiller]

Extra large chicken doner with extra chillis.

 

[Edmund]

A good bowl of chicken soup. When you're tired, you want something nourishing and simple to eat.
And then straight to bed after that.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

As Louis C.K. and his brother would say, it's time for a bang-bang: Taco Bell + Jimmy John's.

If only ordering from one place, get yourself the greasiest pizza that'll deliver

 

[gow3isben]

Doner Kebab is great if I was in Germany or an italian beef from chicago.

In regards to chain food can't go wrong with Halal guys.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My favorite drunk food was probably Pad Thai or pizza.

 

[Valedix]

Supreme pizza (no pineapple) with anchovies and carbonara pasta

 

[OZ9000]

Extra large chicken doner with extra chillis.

Chicken donor or chicken shawarma is my go to cheat meal.

If I was a prisoner on death row, I'd request 3x extra large chicken shawarmas and I'd die a happy man.

 

[nightmare-slain]

when i'm drunk i always seem to order chinese food. so chips, curry, fried rice, and chicken balls. if i'm feeling like a really greedy bastard then i'll get a chicken curry, salt & chilli battered chips. or maybe a king prawn chow mein and pancake rolls. mmmmmm

sometimes i'd order a sausage or hamburger supper with fritters OR a doner kebab. prices are fuckin extortionate now. £8 for a fucking susage supper? fuck off lol. i remember they were like £2-3. a chicken curry is like £9-10 now and it used to be £5-6!

can you tell i'm a fat bastard? lol

 

[22:22:22]

Pussy and asscracks.

Chinese is good. So is Döner and pizza.

Oh yes pasta as well...

If I ever arrive on death row they'll gonna need lots of patience. Choice paralysis at MAX lvl.

 

[22:22:22]

when i'm drunk i always seem to order chinese food. so chips, curry, fried rice, and chicken balls. if i'm feeling like a really greedy bastard then i'll get a chicken curry, salt & chilli battered chips. or maybe a king prawn chow mein and pancake rolls. mmmmmm

sometimes i'd order a sausage or hamburger supper with fritters OR a doner kebab. prices are fuckin extortionate now. £8 for a fucking susage supper? fuck off lol. i remember they were like £2-3. a chicken curry is like £9-10 now and it used to be £5-6!

can you tell i'm a fat bastard? lol

Food = Good

Also vietnamese spring rolls...

 

[22:22:22]

A good bowl of chicken soup. When you're tired, you want something nourishing and simple to eat.
And then straight to bed after that.

You're correct though.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Indian food.

 

[22:22:22]

I'm a simple man. Just give me a beef döner wrap consisting of meat and fries, or as we call it here American Wrap.
No greens, i don't want to rainbow puke in the morning.

No no no no noooo

A wrap?

Döner goes OR in a pita style bread OR in a Turkish pizza:

 

[Rush2112]

Fried chicken waffles with fries on the side.

 

[Dark Star]

lots of doner kabob lover itt i see

i'm more of filet mignon chunks or koobideh and seasoned rice kind of guy. i ate at a really good Turkish resturant that did that.

I like Iranian/persian food too when drunk/high lol. its the best

 

[22:22:22]

MidGenRefresh

 

[Thaedolus]

God I dunno man I haven’t had drunk/high jack in the box in so long that sounds glorious all on its own. Ultimate cheeseburger and curly fries fuckin rule. Alas, the closest one is 300 miles away.

 

[22:22:22]

God I dunno man I haven’t had drunk/high jack in the box in so long that sounds glorious all on its own. Ultimate cheeseburger and curly fries fuckin rule. Alas, the closest one is 300 miles away.

That's quite the bicycle ride indeed.

We don't have Jack in the box, Taco Bell, Wendy's etc etc etc.

A blessing and a curse I reckon.

 

[Doczu]

No no no no noooo

A wrap?

Döner goes OR in a pita style bread OR in a Turkish pizza:

I'm sorry, but i'm drunk/high tired and ready to commit cultural appropriation.

 

[22:22:22]

Say what?

And cultural appropriation doesn't exist.

 

[Punished Miku]

Egg breakfast tacos with hot salsa. Chips and white queso.

 

[LordCBH]

Waffle House All-Star Special + a chocolate chip waffle

 

[BadBurger]

Egg breakfast tacos with hot salsa. Chips and white queso.

This man hangovers

 

[Doczu]

Say what?

And cultural appropriation doesn't exist.

Tell that to the Turkish dude who invented dönner while i'll order mine in a Mexican tortilla wrap, just meat and French fries, call it "American" and if possible (yes, some dönner places give a big selection of sauses) Japanese teryiaki sauce.

Now i want one, i'm actually two beers in and i'm going for a food run.

 

[22:22:22]

Yeah I dont think we interpret cultural appropriation in the same way.

Godspeed Doczu

 

[Spukc]

 

[Doczu]

Yeah I dont think we interpret cultural appropriation in the same way.

Godspeed Doczu

Rembember the [CURRENT YEAR] tactics - interpretation and facts is or losers, it's what you feel that's important. And i feel i'm 5 minutes away from fat heaven.

 

[22:22:22]

Rembember the [CURRENT YEAR] tactics - interpretation and facts is or losers, it's what you feel that's important. And i feel i'm 5 minutes away from fat heaven.

Yeah. Get used to it.

 

[22:22:22]

Boerenkool met worst


U trollin'

 

[Doczu]

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Stamppot boerenkool with a nice sausage in it. My Dutch grandpa, may his soul rest in peace, always made Stamppot zuurkool when autumn came. Damn now i'm sad, cause in all those years i can't replicate his recipe, even though i asked him to write it down for me. Nobody_Important i do believe that there are forces beyond our comprehension and our grandparents cooking is living proof of it.

 

[Spukc]

Boerenkool met worst


U trollin'

 

[Amory]

Chicken korma and some samosas from this amazing Indian place I used to order from all the time when I lived in the city

 

[22:22:22]

 

[Doczu]

Broodje worst?

 

[Vyse]

In my younger days growing up in NY, it was always White Castle.

 

[sono]

Rhubarb crumble and custard, made proper

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[PuffyCan]

Poutine is the best drunk food