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Lissar

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Recently my days feel like this.
 

Jintor

Member
I gotta go back to japan

to live for a bit

teach english or something, i don't know

first: get law degree. Then: get the fuck outta here
 
Gah... put me on the spot... now I have to make up one on the spot and like the last page, I'll be called a racist...

So...

Jesus walks into a black bar, but being fictitious no one can see him. He overhears a white guy and a black guy arguing over whether or not Jesus was a black guy or a white guy. Both are very convinced they, themselves are right. So the black guy finally calls up into the air and yells "Jesus, are you black or are you white?". Jesus musters all his power and booms in his voice "I am, what I am".

A few minutes of silence goes by and the white guy finally speaks up and says "See, I told you". The black guy turns around and says "How do you figure?" so the white guy says "If he was black, he would have replied, "I is what I is"

no, I didn't make that up, altered it to fit my needs, and no, I do not think its funny

See, now, all you had to say was this -

Jesus walks into a black bar.

It hurt.

EDIT: Man, working on Saturday is boring. Especially when you get stuck and there's noone who can help. Because there are only 2 people here.
 

Lissar

Reluctant Member
I actually have a staircase like that... minus the books. That kind of staircase is AWFUL and I don't recommend it. Always feel like I'm going to fall to my death.
 
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Hey, guys! Thanks to CrudeDiabtribe (whom you should be showering with compliments, gifts, and possible sexual favors depending on sobriety), the database we're using for Secret Santa is finally up. So here's the registration URL:

http://realgafsanta.lonelyfridge.com/registration.php

This is for Real-GAF only, this is not a GAF-at-large Secret Santa. Not anything against anyone else, that would just be too big and unmanageable. So if you're not part of this community, exercise your best judgment. Similarly, don't join if you don't think you can recirporcate presents - this is a big circle of gift-giving to people you hopefully consider friends. We don't want anyone stiffed on this.

OKAY THAT'S ALL THE BAD STUFF OUT OF THE WAY. If you haven't clicked the URL yet, here's what you'll need to be inputting: Your GAF name, your Real Name, your e-mail (don't put a fake one, it is how you will get your Santee information), your address, and any notes and Game Systems you want to add. Try using the last area to put, say, Steam names or what you would like.

The registration will officially close on November 10th, midnight eastern standard time, so you have that long to register. After that, e-mails will be disbursed and everyone will find out who they are buying for. Crude and I will be looking over everything to make sure there are no issues and everyone has a merry Christmas.

But everyone lives in weird places!

Kind of! Luckily, there are options. If you have someone on Steam, you can purchase through there for international people (note that there are rare game exceptions, such as Dead Rising 2: Off the Record, that will not boot up from IPs in Germany, so make sure you double-check on that sort of thing). There are several countries that have their own Amazon delivery, so barring maybe a phone call from your bank, that is a good way to get items to someone.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?ie=UTF8&docId=487250 - International hubs for Amazon

Usually you can just google "Amazon (country name)" and find what you're looking for and sometimes bigger Amazon hubs may ship to neighboring countries for cheap. So those are your best bets for buying those things for people.

If none of those options work, well...shipping options exist and they might not be TOO expensive. But hopefully it won't come to that. If there is a big problem that just can't be worked around, PM me and I'll see what we can figure out. It will probably involve me talking to the Santee to see what can be done.

But I'm awful at buying presents!

Probably! Most people are! But that's okay! Steam has a wishlist feature if you're going that route. If not, there's a notes section in the registration where hopefully your santee has decided to put what they wanted. And if that doesn't pan out, maybe look through their GAF post history and try and get a feel for what they might want.

And for all the santees, don't be a jerk! People are doing their best to shop for you, so don't get mad if you don't get exactly what you want. We're all friends here, so let's act like it. The important thing is to have fun with it!

Edit: After thinking about it, cap is $75, minimum is $10.
 

Davedough

Member
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Hey, guys! Thanks to CrudeDiabtribe (whom you should be showering with compliments, gifts, and possible sexual favors depending on sobriety), the database we're using for Secret Santa is finally up. So here's the registration URL:

http://realgafsanta.lonelyfridge.com/registration.php

This is for Real-GAF only, this is not a GAF-at-large Secret Santa. Not anything against anyone else, that would just be too big and unmanageable. So if you're not part of this community, exercise your best judgment. Similarly, don't join if you don't think you can recirporcate presents - this is a big circle of gift-giving to people you hopefully consider friends. We don't want anyone stiffed on this.

OKAY THAT'S ALL THE BAD STUFF OUT OF THE WAY. If you haven't clicked the URL yet, here's what you'll need to be inputting: Your GAF name, your Real Name, your e-mail (don't put a fake one, it is how you will get your Santee information), your address, and any notes and Game Systems you want to add. Try using the last area to put, say, Steam names or what you would like.

The registration will officially close on November 10th, midnight eastern standard time, so you have that long to register. After that, e-mails will be disbursed and everyone will find out who they are buying for. Crude and I will be looking over everything to make sure there are no issues and everyone has a merry Christmas.

But everyone lives in weird places!

Kind of! Luckily, there are options. If you have someone on Steam, you can purchase through there for international people (note that there are rare game exceptions, such as Dead Rising 2: Off the Record, that will not boot up from IPs in Germany, so make sure you double-check on that sort of thing). There are several countries that have their own Amazon delivery, so barring maybe a phone call from your bank, that is a good way to get items to someone.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?ie=UTF8&docId=487250 - International hubs for Amazon

Usually you can just google "Amazon (country name)" and find what you're looking for and sometimes bigger Amazon hubs may ship to neighboring countries for cheap. So those are your best bets for buying those things for people.

If none of those options work, well...shipping options exist and they might not be TOO expensive. But hopefully it won't come to that. If there is a big problem that just can't be worked around, PM me and I'll see what we can figure out. It will probably involve me talking to the Santee to see what can be done.

But I'm awful at buying presents!

Probably! Most people are! But that's okay! Steam has a wishlist feature if you're going that route. If not, there's a notes section in the registration where hopefully your santee has decided to put what they wanted. And if that doesn't pan out, maybe look through their GAF post history and try and get a feel for what they might want.

And for all the santees, don't be a jerk! People are doing their best to shop for you, so don't get mad if you don't get exactly what you want. We're all friends here, so let's act like it. The important thing is to have fun with it!

Awesome stuff. What's the spend limit?
 

Davedough

Member
You know what, I don't even know why I'm interested. I cant participate this year, as much as I'd like to. I just bought a house and will be moving in at that time. I need all my money for not only my family to have a christmas but to turn on utilities, moving expenses, etc... I'm friggen broke until February. Sorry Real-Gaf.
 
You know what, I don't even know why I'm interested. I cant participate this year, as much as I'd like to. I just bought a house and will be moving in at that time. I need all my money for not only my family to have a christmas but to turn on utilities, moving expenses, etc... I'm friggen broke until February. Sorry Real-Gaf.

Bless you and your family.
 

Ezalc

Member
Can't participate in secret santa gaf to due my perpetual poverty. I feel like that picture lied to me though, I saw sex on a poster and was extremely disappointed.
 

leadbelly

Banned
Why would you ruin books?

Maybe I enjoy it. Maybe I take pleasure in books being ripped page by page in front of me. Maybe I like the sound of paper being torn to shreds. :O

Curse you and everything you love. :eek:

But it might save your life lissar! :O

If they're badly damaged you could build a book shrine to them to commemorate this sacrificial act.

"Oh great paperback books! No longer will I be able to browse your pages. No longer will I be able to smell the sweet scent of your paper. On this day you have left me, but you will always be in my heart. I will remember the sound of your pages as they turned for evermore"
 
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