A 2 x 5 is a measure of wood. Gamers "wood" like to play Half-Life 3.
Sega to publish Half-Life 3 on Dreamcast 2.
Valve (5 letter word) X Sega (2 for second life) for a new console.
10 times more powerful than any existing PC, yet slim like a macbook air. It is self-sufficient and doesn't need power because it runs on its own energy reactor.
HL3 and TF3 with tons of Sega related hats at launch. Everyone is dead because of hype OD and global tsunamis of semen.