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[kaiju]

Ouch.

An American man is recovering in the intensive-care unit of a Spanish hospital after a bull gave him the 'biggest goring wound' the doctor who performed emergency surgery on him had ever seen.

Benjamin Miller of Georgia underwent a three-hour operation to repair damage to his thighs, sphincter and back muscles after being tossed and gored by a bull.

Miller had one wound that measured 40 centimeters. The bull gored him through the thigh of the left leg. His sphincter was also quite damaged and suffered numerous hemorrhages .

He reportedly came to Carnaval del Toro with a group of American students.

Surgeon Enrique Crespo was called to operate on Miller after he was injured on the first day of the annual festival.

Crespo said: 'It's not the worst injury I've seen, but it's the biggest goring wound I've ever had to operate on.'

Video in the link:http://news.yahoo.com/american-youth-gored-bull-spain-intensive-care-093830781.html

Stampede if old...

 

[Dalek]

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[Mammoth Jones]

Sometimes the bull gets you...

 

[El Daniel]

Is this the one where the leg looks like a pizza?

Edit:

Ah, it isn't. Is it against the rules to post pizzaleg guy?

 

[Dragoon En Regalia]

And participating in the Running of the Bulls can straight-up get you killed, too. I wonder if this represents other Spanish festivals or just what news outlets want us to assume.

 

[Kraftwerk]

What does it say on his underwear?

 

[Zombine]

This is one of those times where the phrase "torn a new asshole" is literal.

 

[Ferrio]

Ole!

His sphincter was also quite damaged and suffered numerous hemorrhages .

OLE!

 

[SomedayTheFire]

Eejit.

 

[djplaeskool]

Mess with the bull, you get...well...you know...

 

[Turbowaffles]

Seems pretty fair to me.

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[SimleuqiR]

America! Fuck y...aaaaaahhhhhhhhH!

 

[I H8 Memes]

I bet he shit himself too.

 

[norm9]

That bull will be hearing from the man's lawyers.

 

[esms]

Brutal.

 

[Fox318]

This should be an ad for Under Armour

 

[ntropy]

*adjusts seat position*

can't be the biggest gore wound. that happened in 2000

 

[Jarrod38]

The first picture I'm sure he is thinking to himself I made a huge mistake.

 

[Kiever Sher]

He's doing it wrong, you always take the bull... by the horns

I'll show myself out.

 

[Akuun]

I'm not sure what part of fucking with a bull is supposed to be considered festive.

 

[AlteredForms]

On one of the pictures it looks like the horn went right through his ass cheek. Ouch.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

When you mess with the bull....

 

[Ferrio]

On one of the pictures it looks like the horn went right through his ass cheek. Ouch.

It went through his asshole according to the article.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

I wouldn't wish this on my worse enemy.... I mean it ruptured what I assumed is his anal sphincter with its horn.

 

[freenudemacusers]

It went through his asshole according to the article.

good to see American men being a little more progressive in their sexuality.

 

[air jordans for dogs]

Gonna have to go with the schadenfreude for this one

 

[Majestad]

He's doing it wrong, you always take the bull... by the horns

I'll show myself out.
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Somebody should slap the brazzers logo on that.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

It went through his asshole according to the article.

 

[Beefy]

It went through his asshole according to the article.

He could come on GAF and compare how he felt when it happened with the various people making threads about things going up their arse holes.

 

[whitehawk]

Yeah, I'm never running in one of these things. They must be fun if you don't get hurt, but the risk is too high and it's not nice to the bulls.

 

[Vastag]

sphincter

ouch indeed.

 

[Floridian]

That looks mighty painful.

 

[esms]

good to see American men being a little more progressive in their sexuality.

 

[Phat Michael]

Pointless. What's the point of even doing this?

 

[ItIsOkBro]

why does his pants seem to be down pre-gore?

 

[highrider]

It's not as dumb as the guy that lights his pants on fire and jumps off buildings, but I can't feel bad for him.

 

[Escape Goat]

It's not as dumb as the guy that lights his pants on fire and jumps off buildings, but I can't feel bad for him.

liar, liar pants on fire? Did he hang them from a telephone wire?

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

wrong thread.

 

[BobLoblaw]

What does it say on his underwear?

Dumbass

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Run with bulls breh

 

[Netherscourge]

Considering what will happen to the bull later, everyone deserves to get gored by it.

ZERO sympathy. In fact, it's justice.

 

[Spaghetti]

not surprising but i think the guy straight up shit his pants

 

[Escape Goat]

Does this mean the guy has achieved thigh gap?

 

[highrider]

liar, liar pants on fire? Did he hang them from a telephone wire?

It's Russia, anything goes.

 

[moggio]

I applaud the bull.

 

[Soph]

Too bad he didn't die, this will just lead to nothing getting done at all against these barbarous games.

 

[iNvid02]

yess, remember that searing pain motherfucker.

 

[iceatcs]

American again, near every year.

Almost like local gave them a false tip, "run to bull, not away"

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Butt gored by a bull.jpg