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[Silky]

wel lokit that

OH GOD

 

[Loris146]

Ahahahaha lol.

 

[Aliand]

wel lokit that

Haha, nailed by the CBOAT !

 

[Freki]

wel lokit that

When can we expect the assstorm?

 

[Raiku]

wel lokit that

Marry me

 

[krypt0nian]

#DEAD

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Thread about to explode

 

[ekim]

wel lokit that

Deer mstier inncnotinetia bottucks,

Hewn acn wii expckt te sastsorm U metinioend?

 

[SEGAvangelist]

Deer mstier inncnotinetia bottucks,

Hewn acn wii expckt te sastsorm U metinioend?

Seriously. Bring on the ass storm. I'm tired of waiting.

 

[Guymelef]

Oh God, Cboat has broken tomorrow's embargo for Battlefield 4!!!

 

[Dynedom]

Hilarious thread title change incoming?

 

[BLACK AMERICAN PSYCHO]

hahahahahahaha
This reminds me of that glorious thread bump after the Wii U launch where the guy posted the .gif of someone a stick figure pile driving another.

link?

 

[jordan0386]

He post three days in a row?

Storm is hours away or is he fully confident he wont get caught anytime soon?

Maybe both...

 

[Netherscourge]

Like all the E3 demos, it was a MOCK-UP of the XB1 hardware on PC hardware.

 

[Dreamgazer]

Deer mstier inncnotinetia bottucks,

Hewn acn wii expckt te sastsorm U metinioend?

Seriously. Bring on the ass storm. I'm tired of waiting.

Relax, it can wait.

 

[ElTorro]

What is happening here?

 

[DBT85]

Can someone explain. I'm typically very good at translating Buttocks but I'm struggling with the chain of events here.

 

[PBY]

oh god here we go again

 

[danwarb]

It probably was running on Xbox One that early, at 720p, if they said so. You do see keyboard prompts in ports to console until they're replaced.

Like all the E3 demos, it was a MOCK-UP of the XB1 hardware on PC hardware.

Except we know that isn't true. Especially for the Ryse demo, and Forza 5.

 

[Dahaka]

Can someone explain. I'm typically very good at translating Buttocks but I'm struggling with the chain of events here.

cats might get strangled. :[

 

[TheJollyCorner]

lol CBOAT resurrects the dead just to glove-slap Krilekk.
Love it.

 

[SEGAvangelist]

Relax, it can wait.

Not for those on the edge of keeping/cancelling their pre-orders. lol

 

[Dictator93]

link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44564426&postcount=1908

 

[George Claw M.D.]

Hilarious thread title change incoming?

With the way things have been trending, I expect a thread closure before a title change.

 

[Dreamgazer]

Can someone explain. I'm typically very good at translating Buttocks but I'm struggling with the chain of events here.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=62398696&postcount=32

->

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=62398696&postcount=68

->

PARTY TIME

 

[Daffy Duck]

Oh dear.

Shit storm inbound.

 

[quickdevilred]

So now that we know this is running on X1 at 60 FPS, what is CoD's excuse for looking so bad? This was one of the stunners of the conference IMO.

I personally don't feel cod has looked good for the times since call of duty 2...

 

[Netherscourge]

It probably was running on Xbox One that early, at 720p, if they said so. You do see keyboard prompts in ports to console until they're replaced.



Except we know that isn't true. Especially for the Ryse demo, and Forza 5.

From E3 or TGS?

I'm getting my gaming expos confused now.

:/

 

[Bundy]

wel lokit that

 

[dragonflys545]

OH snap!!! CBOAT's here! lol that's funny.

 

[TheOctodad]

This is a week to remember here folks.

 

[Kazuma Kiryu]

Poor Krilekk.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Ha, that poster was trying to stir up stuff last night too.

 

[NoMoreTrolls]

Well, that's that.

 

[SHADES]

wel lokit that

And that was that folks!

 

[N7Commander95]

I am now legit confused. What is going on here

 

[Metalmurphy]

It probably was running on Xbox One that early, at 720p, if they said so. You do see keyboard prompts in ports to console until they're replaced.



Except we know that isn't true. Especially for the Ryse demo, and Forza 5.

The Forza E3 "demo" wasn't running in real time on any X1s.

 

[phosphor112]

Bahahaha.

 

[DR3AM]

here we go again ...

 

[Mpl90]

Ok, seriously. This time I don't understand cboatese. Someone explain it to me, and all the others confused, please!

 

[N7Commander95]

The Forza E3 "demo" wasn't running in real time on any X1s.

Yeah it was. Eurogamer said as much.

 

[astraycat]

Is this a lead-up to tomorrow's BF4 direct feed footage? I'm guessing cboat's implying a significant difference between what was shown at E3 and what will be shown tomorrow?

cats might get strangled. :[

Jeez I hope not!

 

[CitizenCope]

Wow I still don't get it.
?

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Ok, seriously. This time I don't understand cboatese. Someone explain it to me, and all the others confused, please!

referencing the demo was running on a devkit. Not X1 hardware.

 

[Metalmurphy]

Yeah it was. Eurogamer said as much.

I bet it was Leadbetter.

But, No, it wasn't.

 

[S1kkZ]

Yeah it was. Eurogamer said as much.

they also said ki was running in 1080p native.

 

[Off-Kilter]

Oh shit son

 

[Kane1345]

lol CBoat laying down the law. All hail the buttocks!

 

[Crackbone]

wel lokit that

 

[Freki]

Yeah it was. Eurogamer said as much.

Then Eurogamer is/was wrong:

hey Krilokek your iconthin is acrow

nummuy nummies

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