Seriously one of the best threads I've seen on GAF in a while - the lolz are awesome (I almost spit out my drink all over my laptop when I saw the /v sings Snake Eater).
I was listening to the soundtracks of Bit.Trip Beat, Core, and Flux while driving today, and besides thinking "damn, these are so good", I also thought they'd be good for sex.
Coin block would be better. The noise of Mario bouncing a shell against a block repeatedly would be the best especially if it turns into the 1-up sound near the end.