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[NYCmetsfan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcN7lHSD5Y

I'm hoping this is just viral marketing for Planet of the Apes because we're screwed otherwise

Send me before the orangutans if old


Also, don't look at the comments

 

[WorldStar]

someone needs to teach him how to make smores

 

[EdibleKnife]

 

[injurai]

he thinks he's huuman

 

[eliza0224]

Yeah, we're already dead.

 

[Reversed]

Give him a Gaf account.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Apple to expand iPhone sales to a whole new audience

Why'd you think iPhone 6 has a bigger screen option? It's not for us

 

[Mistel]

Life finds a way.

 

[dekline]

Using matches is cheating.

Spoiler

humans are finished

 

[Cheesemeister]

 

[FTF]

SMMMOOORRRESSS!

 

[Konka]

I don't think matches count as from scratch.

 

[akira28]

bonobos are the good ones though. It's the chimps who go for the balls first and then the eyes.

Bonobos are the peaceful hippie apes. We should teach them how to smoke pot.

edit: oh god. watched the video. someone get that ape some weed, stat. I would smoke dope with good guy kanzi.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Give him a Gaf account.

probably would improve discourse IMO

 

[TAJ]

The ape in this video also understands the mechanics of Pac-Man.

 

[Windam]

Welp. We had a good run.

 

[antonz]

They are intelligent animals. Its a shame that Chimps are so mean though and have been learning the wrong stuff. Chimps have learned how to make spears and kill with them.

 

[Courage]

Are bonobos the ones that look each other in the eyes while fucking?

 

[akira28]

Are bonobos the ones that look each other in the eyes while fucking?

yeah, the females run the society, and they have more of a sex based social economy than anything.

 

[Hellsing321]

At least its Bonobos so we just have to worry about them having lot and lots of sex with us, and not eating our faces off like Chimps.

 

[Cerity]

This particular bonobo has been doing it for a few years now.

They interact with their handlers through a touch interface using pictograms. Earlier on in that particular episode, the bonobo tells George what fruits/veggies to bring with him from the fridge through facetime on an ipad.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Are bonobos the ones that look each other in the eyes?

 

[Dryk]

I don't see the problem, bonobos just want to chill and spread free love. Chimps are the ones to worry about.

 

[Delta Assault]

Using a match? I thought he was gonna do the whole Tom Hanks Cast Away thing.

 

[blame space]

bonobos are people

 

[TAJ]

yeah, the females run the society, and they have more of a sex based social economy than anything.

So it really is the oldest profession?

 

[EBE]

animatronics and men in suits.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

yeah, the females run the society, and they have more of a sex based social economy than anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82GUjPConiE

So it really is the oldest profession?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_among_animals

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

This is cheating

Using a match doesn't count

 

[Yagharek]

I was expecting a fire started from scratch.

 

[TAJ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_among_animals

Damn... I heard about the penguin thing but I thought it was just penguin simping.
themoreyouknow.gif

This is cheating

Using a match doesn't count

People a century ago would consider a lot of what you do cheating.

 

[Lamel]

If you go back 5 million years or so, this is probably what our ancestors were doing, sans matches.

 

[BlueMagic]

To make a fire from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

 

[Dead Man]

I see no invention of the universe there. Harumph.

Seriously though, chimps and bonobos are scary smart.

To make a fire from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Damn... I heard about the penguin thing but I thought it was just penguin simping.
themoreyouknow.gif

I actually stumbled upon that while reading about bonobos a few weeks ago. Really crazy stuff

 

[sikkinixx]

Slaughter all the apes. Fuck any risk to humans.

 

[dekline]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82GUjPConiE

Look at those huge sacks!

This video is great

 

[kess]

To make a fire from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Not, from scratch, he used a match!

 

[Valtýr]

The look of disappointment on my face when the box of matches showed up is palatable.

 

[ChainedMaster]

This is cheating

Using a match doesn't count

They don't have the dexterity to start a fire from scratch. Check your privilege, human scum.

 

[TAJ]

The look of disappointment on my face when the box of matches showed up is palatable.

Still smarter than my boss's 4yo.

 

[Eyeh4wk]

Well, he lighted that match in one go. That's already better than me.

 

[adamsappel]

The look of disappointment on my face when the box of matches showed up is palatable.

Palpable.

 

[Winterfang]

We killed the Neanderthals. We can kill some hippie monkeys

 

[NYCmetsfan]

If planet of the apes ever happens are we gonna have to rename Homosexual and Pansexual?

 

[doctorcdcs]

those youtube comments....


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[akira28]

Palpable.

no, he was expecting face eating chimps, rubbing two sticks together. he means the look on his face was palatable.

 

[EloquentM]

Cheating cause we taught them

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Cheating cause we taught them

is that gonna matter when they rise up?