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[Skilotonn]

Oh man, it's already that time of year.

Brazilian women just drive me crazy, and I have to go to the Rio Carnival, or just Brazil in general at some point in my lifetime. Shit.

 

[Beaulieu]

I hate carnival, but you know nothing about carnival in rio. the parade is just a part of it.

I also hate salvador from deep inside my guts

well you dont sound biaised at all

 

[Platy]

More pics of the floats (and I'm not talking about the fake tatas).

Rio

São Paulo

also ... wtf xD

 

[Amir0x]

My God Brazil, why do you have so many beautiful women

y...you guys can't possibly require that many beautiful women

 

[dragonlife]

Where are the slutty men? Someone satiate my curiosity.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

Where are the slutty men? Someone satiate my curiosity.

What, you don't like the Gokus?

SMH

 

[skybaby]

well you dont sound biaised at all

No im just not stupid

 

[dragonlife]

What, you don't like the Gokus?

SMH

I want to see more of this, but from good angles:

 

[ColossalLazy]

Where are the slutty men? Someone satiate my curiosity.

Here it is.

 

[dragonlife]

Haha. That's awesome. Where can I look through these pictures on my own?

Should have left it big

 

[FStop7]

To go with the theme of the thread I present...

Aryane Steinkopf in Carnaval

Again and again and again until exhaustion or death.

 

[Platy]

I want to see more of this, but from good angles:

here

edit :

Haha. That's awesome. Where can I look through these pictures on my own?

Brazilian sites are not very english friendly (and most of the pics are random brazilian celebrities drinking and watching)... but

http://carnaval.uol.com.br/2013/rio-de-janeiro/fotos/
http://carnaval.uol.com.br/2013/sao-paulo/fotos/
http://carnaval.uol.com.br/2013/salvador/fotos/
http://carnaval.uol.com.br/2013/recife-e-olinda/fotos/

First 2 have the floaters (focus on the word "Desfile"), last 2 is street party

 

[ColossalLazy]

Haha. That's awesome. Where can I look through these pictures on my own?

Should have left it big

The groups of the first day on Sapucai. NSFW of course.

Salgueiro

Unidos da Tijuca

Portela

Mocidade Independente de Padre Miguel

Ilha do Governador

Inocentes de Belfordo Roxo

 

[Plywood]

Since when did Goku rock a dragon ball chain in the vein of Flava flav?

 

[The Last One]

Basically, haha.

I never liked the costumes and the parades thing, to be honest, but there's nothing like a bateria.

Mangueira got 2 baterias this year. That's impressive.

 

[bud]

i swear almost every other brazilian model i google has fake breasts.

 

[IceCold]

Watch these pics while listening to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_I2TRyDMvo

 

[GK86]

Seriously, those floats are god like.

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

also ... wtf xD

Why can't we have floats like that in the states?

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Why can't we have floats like that in the states?

Copyright infringement?

 

[Technosteve]

i swear almost every other brazilian model i google has fake breasts.

I like looking at the fake asses more

 

[Fantasmo]

what does all this T & A have to do with Jesus?

I don't know but all of a sudden I'm feeling pretty religious.

 

[beat]

How much of Brazil's GDP goes into Carnaval?

 

[Fivefold]

I like looking at the fake asses more

Honestly those are really really rare here, as a brazilian I have first-hand experience.

Fake boobs are a sad reality, but fake asses are pretty much sacrilege.

 

[Escape Goat]

How much of Brazil's GDP goes into Carnaval?

50 goes into soccer, 50 goes into breeding beautiful women.

 

[Fivefold]

How much of Brazil's GDP goes into Carnaval?

About 0,00033%.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

i swear almost every other brazilian model i google has fake breasts.

Fake breasts, fake asses. The real ladies are hard to come by.

Edit:

I'm not one of those natural or no sale people. If you have the body type to carry the augmentation, great. You don't come across examples where the implants look outrageous for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Salvadora]

How can you tell a fake ass? I thought Brazilians just had big ones.

 

[Ezalc]

Honestly those are really really rare here, as a brazilian I have first-hand experience.

Fake boobs are a sad reality, but fake asses are pretty much sacrilege.

I'm doing my best to spread the gospel against fake breasts. Natural is best.

 

[Fivefold]

How can you tell a fake ass? I thought Brazilians just had big ones.

Yeah this is a very body conscious country and pretty much all gyms have ass-focused workouts.

Gringos just jealous with their beanpole women.

 

[The Last Wizard]

Oh man, it's already that time of year.

Brazilian women just drive me crazy, and I have to go to the Rio Carnival, or just Brazil in general at some point in my lifetime. Shit.

I feel the same way, I'd love to go in 2016.

 

[red13th]

Where are the slutty men? Someone satiate my curiosity.

Sadly the men don't usually parade around almost naked.
They do walk around shirtess on the beaches though, something like this:

 

[Rookje]

Is that gaga?

 

[Escape Goat]

Sadly the men don't usually parade around almost naked.
They do walk around shirtess on the beaches though, something like this:

Even the guys look fake. Bad, Brazil. Muy mal.

 

[Anth0ny]

 

[alejob]

I see Bill Russell is impressed.

 

[Nilaul]

Im disappointed.. didn't they use to wear no bra and wear those special strings that go inside the front hole with no strap?

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

The crowd cheering and the smiles on their faces only fills the temporary void in their miserable lives. In the end, they go back to slums, only to continue to fill the void through drinking and steeling.

/Max Payne

 

[LuuKyK]

God Sabrina Sato is such a goddess.

Wait, they built a stadium for the parade route? Damn.
What do you call it? Parade Stadium? Route Spectacular? Siphonic Alley? Route 96?

Yep, they are huge.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

I love my Japanese Brazilians. BrasilGAF that is the woman t I will marry!!!! Best of both worlds knowing Japanese and Brazilian Portuguese

 

[Platy]

Yep, they are huge.

If anyone is curious, Streetview has a view on the inside ... but without anyone =P

 

[number47]

I don't know but all of a sudden I'm feeling pretty religious.

Carnival is a week party to get all your sin out before lent starts. Ash Wednesday

 

[Fivefold]

Dunno if the link is available to viewers outside Brazil, but there's an online feed here:

http://g1.globo.com/rio-de-janeiro/carnaval/2013/desfile-apuracao/cobertura/

Can't say I'm the biggest fan of carnaval but we're having amazing floats and costumes this year.

 

[rvy]

So that's where Fry is. I forgot this was even a thing.

 

[dragonlife]

Sadly the men don't usually parade around almost naked.
They do walk around shirtess on the beaches though, something like this:

My god. Those bodies.

The one on the far right is cute.

 

[SpartanForce]

Sério que vocês curtem carnaval? Eu acho uma merda. Só vale pelo feriado.

 

[rvy]

Sério que vocês curtem carnaval? Eu acho uma merda. Só vale pelo feriado.

Gajas também.

 

[TheKaeptain]

My God Brazil, why do you have so many beautiful women

y...you guys can't possibly require that many beautiful women

#1 in plastic surgery.

 

[Verano]

Sério que vocês curtem carnaval? Eu acho uma merda. Só vale pelo feriado.

its not complete shit...women thus far makes it decent

 

[Dai101]

#1 in plastic surgery.

And ???