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[KraftyKrankins]

"I’ve been able to do something that I never thought I had the ability to do. I’ve been able not to watch or read things that aren’t pleasant," he said, maintaining that he no longer watches CNN or MSNBC. "And it keeps you young."

Well too late for that, motherfucker!

 

[BatDan]

It's basically a Xanatos Gambit now.
No matter what Trump does, Colbert wins.

I mean Trump could start doing good things and act like a President, but we know that's not happening.

 

[tuxfool]

Im still waiting for Nipper to come back with a reply.

Too busy messing with the dials of his oven.

 

[Stinkles]

I don't give a shit aboit this and I'm not doing what your saying. I said I don't want to hear about his ass constantly and see people being a dick to others constantly. I am not agreeing with anything trump unless of course I do, but that's hardly much.

Some of you guys swirly get off saying fuck trump, orange twat etc, a lot of you are a lot like Trump with some different views but still atleast act similar with being dicks to others. Dog pilers. It goes far beyond trump and politics when assholes are assholes, and this board is not short of its fair share of assholes


I think the issues is in how people treat each other period, this has nothing to do with trump but is definitely an issue of cultural tendencies that make people gossip and treat people like crap. Nothing to do with anything on trump as far as that goes.

Who is forcing you to read this thread or watch this show?

Is this a signal for help?

 

[DrArchon]

Holy crap at this part:

I like the implication that all he cares about is getting more than everyone else. If everyone else got 2 scoops, he'd want 3. If they got more sauce, he'd want even more. It's not enough to get something, it has to be better than everyone else.

Madness.

 

[charsace]

I don't give a shit aboit this and I'm not doing what your saying. I said I don't want to hear about his ass constantly and see people being a dick to others constantly. I am not agreeing with anything trump unless of course I do, but that's hardly much.

Some of you guys swirly get off saying fuck trump, orange twat etc, a lot of you are a lot like Trump with some different views but still atleast act similar with being dicks to others. Dog pilers. It goes far beyond trump and politics when assholes are assholes, and this board is not short of its fair share of assholes


I think the issues is in how people treat each other period, this has nothing to do with trump but is definitely an issue of cultural tendencies that make people gossip and treat people like crap. Nothing to do with anything on trump as far as that goes.

Like all Trump supporters you don't have the heart to support your King out in the open. All you can try to do is ruin the thread by spouting off stupid nonsense, pretending to be something you obvious aren't.

You think you're smart,but you're not. People aren't falling for it.

 

[Brandon F]

I like the implication that all he cares about is getting more than everyone else. If everyone else got 2 scoops, he'd want 3. If they got more sauce, he'd want even more. It's not enough to get something, it has to be better than everyone else.

Madness.

Well he is the leader bean...

 

[Ithil]

This demented apricot's obsession with "THE HIGHEST RATINGSSSS!!!!" is sad.

 

[Alcotholic]

I’ve done his show. … But when I did his show, which by the way was very highly rated. It was high—highest rating. The highest rating he’s ever had.

Holy shit.

 

[Christian]

Out of all the "Colbert goes off on Trump" clips that have been posted on NeoGAF, this is far and away my favorite. Just good, witty stuff in there that you know will drive Trump nuts. But I have so little faith in the esteemed president's intelligence, I really wonder if some of the stuff, like ratings college, wouldn't go over his head. I still loved the segment.

 

[Storytime]

This is what America voted for, someone who transparently only cares about his own personal fame, a petulant child who primarily wanted the position in the first place to bask in the celebrity factor of it all.

 

[Nibel]

Colbert has reached god-tier level during the past months

 

[DarkKyo]

What with satire being much harder today(due to how fucking ridiculous our situation actually is), how do you think the Report would have done during this presidency? I want to say Colbert(person and character) would have found a way to make it work, but it's just hard to imagine!

 

[RedAssedApe]

All comedians should just have a day where they roast trump. He'd be livid.

 

[The Kree]

All comedians should just have a day where they roast trump. He'd be livid.

It should be a 24-hour marathon charity event with comedians roasting him around the clock nonstop. Live stream that bitch on every platform. Do it on his birthday.

All proceeds go to Planned Parenthood or something.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Colbert has reached god-tier level during the past months

He's the silver surfer on a bigly orange wave.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

 

[jiggle]

Lol
That was an amazing response from Colbert

 

[Lord Frieza]

What with satire being much harder today(due to how fucking ridiculous our situation actually is), how do you think the Report would have done during this presidency? I want to say Colbert(person and character) would have found a way to make it work, but it's just hard to imagine!

I've thought about that myself. It would probably be pretty epic.

 

[Slayven]

This demented apricot's obsession with "THE HIGHEST RATINGSSSS!!!!" is sad.

Funny how anything he is involved with is the best, but anyone against him is the worst

 

[RinsFury]

Colbert obliterated that carrot stained fuck.

 

[RedAssedApe]

 

[Dehnus]

Great segment, but Trevor Noah's impersonation is better.


Haven't heard this one before!!

I don't care (if you were sarcastic there I mean . I have a broken sarcasm detector in my brain, sorry, it doesn't work ), I'll keep calling him Trumpaloompa for as long as I am able too or he is President .

The guy doesn't deserve to be called anything else above that, anything below that is fine .

Surprised nobody posted that one yet .

 

[PandaPandaPanda]

I like the implication that all he cares about is getting more than everyone else. If everyone else got 2 scoops, he'd want 3. If they got more sauce, he'd want even more. It's not enough to get something, it has to be better than everyone else.

Madness.

for him it always has to be bigger than the next person

see the fuss he made about the "biggest inauguration crowds" which we know is a big fat lie

 

[Xe4]

I love how Colbert gets under the fuckers skin. I hope he causes Trump to loose sleep at night.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

This demented apricot's obsession with "THE HIGHEST RATINGSSSS!!!!" is sad.

No "high highest rating" he had to figure out how to go over highest

 

[Acorn]

I think his obsession with gold, larger than everything for everything pretty much confirms he has a tiny cheeto.

 

[Volimar]

Lost it at Ratings College.

 

[Brunire]

What with satire being much harder today(due to how fucking ridiculous our situation actually is), how do you think the Report would have done during this presidency? I want to say Colbert(person and character) would have found a way to make it work, but it's just hard to imagine!

I think he would have gone all in and made the character an over-the-top Trump fanboy.

 

[Blablurn]

Never watched colbert until some months ago. But i like what i see.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

I don't care (if you were sarcastic there I mean . I have a broken sarcasm detector in my brain, sorry, it doesn't work ), I'll keep calling him Trumpaloompa for as long as I am able too or he is President .

The guy doesn't deserve to be called anything else above that, anything below that is fine .

Surprised nobody posted that one yet .

Nope, was being genuine! I think it's a hilarious nickname!

 

[Dehnus]

Nope, was being genuine! I think it's a hilarious nickname!

Thanks, .

 

[enzo_gt]

Colbert has reached god-tier level during the past months

Yeah I was hesitant when his show started but the sheer consistency and wittiness of him and his writing team has put him on another level.

This is truly a great time for late night comedy, in part thanks to Trump, but the jokes, while about his stupidity, have been keeping pace and are still as entertaining as ever.

 

[Majine]

All comedians should just have a day where they roast trump. He'd be livid.

That's... every day.

 

[Izayoi]

"President Trump finally got around to addressing one of the biggest threats to America: Stephen Colbert."

The video description is just perfect.

 

[DangerMouse]

Holy shit.

Yup, knew he couldn't resist his "bestest" tagline.

for him it always has to be bigger than the next person

see the fuss he made about the "biggest inauguration crowds" which we know is a big fat lie

Yup.

What? No. His impersonation is way too whiny. He's the only late night comic who's Trump I really dislike.

That's not really possible since Trump is a whiny baby.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

I don't give a shit aboit this and I'm not doing what your saying. I said I don't want to hear about his ass constantly and see people being a dick to others constantly. I am not agreeing with anything trump unless of course I do, but that's hardly much.

Some of you guys swirly get off saying fuck trump, orange twat etc, a lot of you are a lot like Trump with some different views but still atleast act similar with being dicks to others. Dog pilers. It goes far beyond trump and politics when assholes are assholes, and this board is not short of its fair share of assholes


I think the issues is in how people treat each other period, this has nothing to do with trump but is definitely an issue of cultural tendencies that make people gossip and treat people like crap. Nothing to do with anything on trump as far as that goes.

Well aren't you a damn saint.....


We hate trump because he is screwing over everyone. We hate trump because he is gonna get people killed with his horrible acts and his disgusting administration. And everytime he fucks up and his horrible laws are shut down or he decides to make himself look even more stupid, that's a victory for a brighter tomorrow and we are gonna enjoy it. So yeah, we'll be assholes to Trump because he FUCKING DESERVES IT, thank you very much. You don't like it, I got three words for you:

TOO GODDAMNED BAD.

 

[Lord Frieza]

That's... every day.

I think he's talking like a 24 hour telethon type of thing, which would be...pretty amazing honestly. I'm pretty sure Trump would crash twitter on such a day.

 

[HariKari]

I don't give a shit aboit this and I'm not doing what your saying. I said I don't want to hear about his ass constantly and see people being a dick to others constantly. I am not agreeing with anything trump unless of course I do, but that's hardly much.

Some of you guys swirly get off saying fuck trump, orange twat etc, a lot of you are a lot like Trump with some different views but still atleast act similar with being dicks to others. Dog pilers. It goes far beyond trump and politics when assholes are assholes, and this board is not short of its fair share of assholes

A+ thread whining. Were you somehow deceived by the title?

 

[Holy Order Sol]

I don't give a shit aboit this and I'm not doing what your saying. I said I don't want to hear about his ass constantly and see people being a dick to others constantly. I am not agreeing with anything trump unless of course I do, but that's hardly much.

Some of you guys swirly get off saying fuck trump, orange twat etc, a lot of you are a lot like Trump with some different views but still atleast act similar with being dicks to others. Dog pilers. It goes far beyond trump and politics when assholes are assholes, and this board is not short of its fair share of assholes


I think the issues is in how people treat each other period, this has nothing to do with trump but is definitely an issue of cultural tendencies that make people gossip and treat people like crap. Nothing to do with anything on trump as far as that goes.

lol

 

[uncelestial]

I think the issues is in how people treat each other period

You're talking about a guy who has admitted to sexual assault and makes fun of disabled people on national television. Spare us your crocodile tears.

 

[Beerman462]

Fucking love it, Colbert went all in once again.

https://youtu.be/_wMvItIDMPU

 

[Volimar]

That's the largest, highest quality gif of that I've ever seen.

 

[Rhaknar]

that fucking high quality version of that gif holy shit

 

[HariKari]

Video is getting brigaded pretty hard in the comments, wasn't there last night.

 

[victreeb3l]

Fucking amazing. "Ratings college" slayed me.

 

[Aaronology]

"Terrible approval numbers. I hear they're thinking about switching your timeslot with Mike Pence."

I said goddamn. Had to pause the video to laugh.

 

[SoulUnison]

HA! COOOOLDBLOOOOODEEEED!!

Every time I hear this I cringe so hard I end up changing the channel.

John Batiste may be a fantastically talented musician and band leader, but his on-stage presence as a comedic wingman is unwatchable.