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[J 0 E]

I've been waiting for this more than the game itself

https://youtu.be/7KWkao73HuU

If you EVER thought of purchasing Andromeda... DON'T WATCH THIS!!!

This is catastrophic in a lot of regards specially the writing + motion

Issues like the poor writing can't be fixed by a patch ... it's an embarrassment


I laughed very hard at 11:40

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Finally.

I was expecting this.

 

[alexbull_uk]

20 minutes! Where's the popcorn?

 

[Crossing Eden]

Ok I gotta ask, where did people get the $40 million budget number from?

 

[Wishmaster92]

Oh god there's the video!

 

[Spring-Loaded]

 

[J_Viper]

I've been waiting for this

EDIT: Beaten

 

[JimJamJones]

4 1/2 minutes in and this is perfection.

 

[Warnen]

 

[GravityInsanity]

 

[ultracal31]

I've been waiting for this

 

[Mahonay]

Opening is already great.

 

[Griss]

I knew he'd start with Bioware's awful dev-narrated marketing. 'How far will we go?' Hate that kind of pretentious shit. Rope for them to hang themselves with, in the end.

A few minutes in and to be honest there's not much new for Crowbcat to pick over here, because everyone got there first. Good lord, whatever about the faces, the cutscene direction and voice acting is atrocious, though.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Yasssss cat queen!!

 

[SmackAttack]

Wondering if I should watch or not as I just got the game. Love his videos.

 

[Kaako]

Opens link...20 minutes! Yesss, I've been expecting this.

 

[What did he mean by this?]

Whens there gonna be a DunkeyCrow collab

 

[VeryGooster]

Roman Reigns level selling at 3:45

 

[Anung]

Yes! Mass Effect being a bit of mess is almost worth it for this stuff.

 

[Griss]

Wow, the airlock scene really demonstrates everything that appears to be wrong with the storytelling. Lack of a genuine human reaction to events, substituted with 'funny' banter, thereby completely robbing the scene of any dramatic tension or believability.

 

[Anth0ny]

 

[rashbeep]

omg here we go

 

[-shadow-]

 

[Kuraudo]

This romance dialogue. What happened to BioWare?

 

[7DollarHagane]

The video this man was born to make.

Do we know who crowbcat is? I wonder if they want to stay anonymous to avoid any trouble with publishers.

 

[Nielm]

 

[VeryGooster]

I'm sure people would have noticed things like bad textures and weird faces and the bugs but that the some of that dialogue and VO work in some parts is just goddamned terrible really exacerbates that.

 

[Violent_Shin]

 

[JCH!]

I was waiting for this

 

[pbayne]

Fuck "just do it" Krogan made me stop the video. I can't breath atm.

 

[SgtCobra]

Those last seconds hahaha oh man not like this

 

[dzelly]

Spoiler

I haven't played the game, so all I have to go on are impressions/footage

I just can't believe how terrible everything seems to be. The animation jank is one thing, but the bugs seem to be terrible. I've heard the writing was not great as well.

It'll be interesting if we ever get the full picture as to what happened during production.

 

[Run-M-Run]

Those animations are insanely bad....

 

[xam3l]

I'm afraid. I get triggered by this guy a lot, but its also so much fun xD

 

[Professional Enthusiast]

Only made it halfway through before I shut it off. They ruined one of my favorite franchises with this buggy and poorly written shit.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

I just died with this moment

 

[tim.mbp]

Whens there gonna be a DunkeyCrow collab

I hope not. Crowbcat seems more mean spirited to me at times, especially his Minecon videos.

 

[Zackat]

here we go

 

[Nielm]

What the hell is happening at 4:15..

 

[Button]

Great, another glitch compilation by this guy. Isn't he a genius!

 

[GravityInsanity]

Man...

 

[haikira]

Could maybe do with a spoiler warning. Yeesh...

EDIT: Tend to find that when a game isn't beloved, people take a lot less care with spoilers, but you should still think of people who're enjoying it.

The game is only just out for goodness sake.

 

[Mr. Smiley]

Jesus christ that Krogan doing the Shia Lebouf. The entire video chould be just that on loop.

 

[funkystudent]

I feel like we have been hearing stories out of anonymous EA developers that frostbite was giving them trouble for years.

I wonder if all that talk came from this team because outside of the BF4 bruhaha frostbite has been solid as a rock then along comes this train wreck.


Havent seen texture streaming that bad since early UE3

 

[SmugFox]

Holy shit that ending.

 

[nynt9]

This game deserves the Crowbcat touch of death more than anything in recent memory.

 

[SlipperyFishes]

Fuck that last ten seconds you know it's gonna happen

 

[Icolin]

This is high art.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Oh this gonna be good

 

[Mahonay]

I just died with this moment

Yup. That got me too.