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Dating Age |OT$6| Just ask her out already

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Peltz

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LookAtMeGo said:
Haha fuuuuck. Yeah you probably right. I have lots of relationship experience and I know how to make them work. This is just my first time in a situation like this and I just dont know how to handle it.

I guess I'll get back out there and meet some new ones. I was thinking about it all night and today and I feel kinda pathetic for how much effort I have been putting in trying to fix things instead of just manning up and accepting that I fucked it up. At least I can say I tried even though a little too late.

Definitely learned a new lesson from this. And I thought I knew it all. I thought if I showed her I can be the guy she wanted me to be in the first place that she would come back. Instead I probably just look sad in her eyes. Motherfucker.

It is what it is I guess. Just fucking sucks for sure. Funny how the tables turned the way it did with her putting in all the effort and me not giving a fuck to the exact opposite.

Welp. I know how she felt anyway.

To Tinder!!
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I've been there too man. Don't be too hard on yourself. You have the right attitude and the past is the past.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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My friend volunteered to be sitting nearby, and if I text him a codeword, he will find a way to destroy the date.

I'm slightly terrified at what he may do, but it may be the best course of action.

ALternatively, I'll just check out dude's asses the entire date, she'll think I'm gay, and I'm free!

ANd if she tells her parents, and they tell my parents, I'll just go "She is high, I ain't gay."
 
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Messofanego

Banned
gaiages said:
Horse Detective and InfiniteBento are a couple, but I don't think they've come to this thread.

Honestly a lot of women don't come to this thread.

But online community love is kind of a sketchy topic to tread in general.
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Especially if they break up, and there have been a couple of GAF breakups so I guess they don't want to advertise their relationship status here too much. Same with YouTube couples, their relationships have been documented for public consumption so when it goes kaput, there is more stress.
 
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timetokill

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
My friend volunteered to be sitting nearby, and if I text him a codeword, he will find a way to destroy the date.

I'm slightly terrified at what he may do, but it may be the best course of action.

ALternatively, I'll just check out dude's asses the entire date, she'll think I'm gay, and I'm free!

ANd if she tells her parents, and they tell my parents, I'll just go "She is high, I ain't gay."
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I was gonna offer similar services, good friend you got.

My offer was gonna be amazing texts. You basically leave your phone on the table, go to the bathroom for 5 minutes, by the time you get back I guarantee* she will never want anything to do with you.

*or your money back


NotTheGuyYouKill said:
It has been suggested to me if I upfront ask if she is willing to take it in the butt, that'll kill the date right there and then, but she'd be unable to say that I said that to her parents, so she'd just go "I don't like him"
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Nice man

Honestly I'm sort of jealous, it would be fun to just go ham on trying to blow up a date
 
Ray Wonder

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
Do this

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
My friend volunteered to be sitting nearby, and if I text him a codeword, he will find a way to destroy the date.

I'm slightly terrified at what he may do, but it may be the best course of action.

ALternatively, I'll just check out dude's asses the entire date, she'll think I'm gay, and I'm free!

ANd if she tells her parents, and they tell my parents, I'll just go "She is high, I ain't gay."
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Is he going to emerge from the bushes, screaming ruuun?
 
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JadedWriter

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
It has been suggested to me if I upfront ask if she is willing to take it in the butt, that'll kill the date right there and then, but she'd be unable to say that I said that to her parents, so she'd just go "I don't like him"
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Too bad you just can't be honest. Could always show up wearing a Zentai suit or dressed up as Judy Hopps.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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Ray Wonder said:
Do this




Is he going to emerge from the bushes, screaming ruuun?
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I think his plan was to come wearing a mesh tanktop and asking why I'm cheating on him with some floozie with a vagina.

That's what he actually said.

JadedWriter said:
Too bad you just can't be honest. Could always show up wearing a Zentai suit or dressed up as Judy Hopps.
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Honesty has gotten me nowhere in life, and believe me, I've tried.

I'll come dressed as Batman.

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"I live my life as my lord and savior does"
 
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timetokill

Banned
Ray Wonder said:
Is he going to emerge from the bushes, screaming ruuun?
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Friend walks up. "Hey man, been looking for ya. Got that stuff you wanted."
NTGYK: "Huh?"
Friend: "The stuff man, you asked me for it last week."
NTGYK: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Friend: (looks around as though there are eyes everywhere) "Oh... riiiiight. Right. Okay man, we'll trade later. Yo, this that girl you been talking about?"
NTGYK: "Uhh..."
Friend: "Hey, I'm not trying to pry, but nice man, you weren't lying, super fuckable. Let me know if it doesn't work out, k? Haha man ok I'll hit you up later." (walks away)
 
Ray Wonder

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I think his plan was to come wearing a mesh tanktop and asking why I'm cheating on him with some floozie with a vagina.

That's what he actually said.
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He sounds like a great friend.

Telling you, just whip out a fidget spinner

timetokill said:
Friend walks up. "Hey man, been looking for ya. Got that stuff you wanted."
NTGYK: "Huh?"
Friend: "The stuff man, you asked me for it last week."
NTGYK: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Friend: (looks around as though there are eyes everywhere) "Oh... riiiiight. Right. Okay man, we'll trade later. Yo, this that girl you been talking about?"
NTGYK: "Uhh..."
Friend: "Hey, I'm not trying to pry, but nice man, you weren't lying, super fuckable. Let me know if it doesn't work out, k? Haha man ok I'll hit you up later." (walks away)
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The weed dealer just seems like a dickhead. I could see this being a minor hitch.
 
Ray Wonder

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
timetokill said:
Doesn't have to be weed.

After the guy leaves, NTGYK says: "So, unrelated question, what do you think of meth?"
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"I told him to pick me up this new ceramic bearing, large button, machined, and perfectly balanced fidget spinner. He just didn't want to embarrass me"

EDIT: I'm done talking about fidget spinners

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
It has been suggested to me if I upfront ask if she is willing to take it in the butt, that'll kill the date right there and then, but she'd be unable to say that I said that to her parents, so she'd just go "I don't like him"
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What if she's like "Fuck yeah I am"
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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Ray Wonder said:
"I told him to pick me up this new ceramic bearing, large button, machined, and perfectly balanced fidget spinner. He just didn't want to embarrass me"

EDIT: I'm done talking about fidget spinners



What if she's like "Fuck yeah I am"
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I'll rethink my stance and just how desperate she really is
 
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Gotdatmoney

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Past experience of saying no directly always winds up being awful for me. When the girl says no, it's still awful, but substantially less awful cause I can go "Shrug, I tried"
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I dunno. Just take the timw you sink into getting her to not like you + the awful time and compare to the very awful time. I bet you if you just say naw it will be less of a time sink.
 
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Ledbetter

Member
ZackieChan said:
I actually made a digital nomad OT a few years back. Seek it out!
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I'll check it out. Programming might be one of the easiest jobs to work with that lifestyle, but I'm in my last semester of college so I think being that inexperienced might make things harder. Good thing that I won't have to pay any loans when I get out (thanks public cheap education!).

Also I can't imagine how awesome it'd be to know (and date, of course) people from other cultures. Where I'm from everything feel so homogeneous.
 
artsi

artsi

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Tonight's date was way uhh... more rounded than she looked in photos.

Sunday is date with the 14 years older woman, tomorrow is officially my day off from dating.
 
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JadedWriter

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artsi said:
Yeah and it's not just selfie angles that fooled me but girl had been putting on some serious weight after her most recent full body shots.
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Jeez. I hate the old pic trap...granted I need new pics myself. The things I hate the most are no full body's and no given height. Kind of just becomes a dice roll at that point. I can kind of tell just through overall face roundness, but it's not always an exact science.
 
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Megalosaro

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I have a question about whether or not I was a piece of shit hypocrit last night. There are some details though, so I'm not sure you guys wanna hear them on here.

I guess it boils down to this.

We were making out. There was some over the shirt action happening. I went for the under the shirt, but she stopped me which was cool. I get it.

During break, she said she wasn't quit ready to go too far. I said that's fine, I want her to feel respected and comfortable. We talked for an hour more.

Then we started making out again after a while of talking.

I went for the under the shirt again. This time she didn't stop me. She seemed to enjoy it a lot, but at the same time.. I dunno, I feel kind of bad. She had just said she wasn't ready not too much earlier. But I pushed. I'm hoping she didn't feel pressured.

Should I bring it up to her?
 
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artsi

Member
The older woman asked to see me already tomorrow, so date has been moved forward I guess.

Megalosaro said:
I went for the under the shirt again. This time she didn't stop me. She seemed to enjoy it a lot, but at the same time.. I dunno, I feel kind of bad. She had just said she wasn't ready not too much earlier. But I pushed. I'm hoping she didn't feel pressured.

Should I bring it up to her?
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I think it's cool man, don't sweat it.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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Megalosaro said:
I have a question about whether or not I was a piece of shit hypocrit last night. There are some details though, so I'm not sure you guys wanna hear them on here.

I guess it boils down to this.

We were making out. There was some over the shirt action happening. I wentered for the under the shirt, but she stopped me which was cool. I get it.

During break, she said she wasn't quit ready to go too far. I said that's fine, I want her to feel respected and comfortable. We talked for an hour more.

Then we started making out again after a while of talking.

I went for the under the shirt again. This time she didn't stop me. She seemed to enjoy it a lot, but at the same time.. I dunno, I feel kind of bad. She had just said she wasn't ready not too much earlier. But I pushed. I'm hoping she didn't feel pressured.

Should I bring it up to her?
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You don't. You're fine. She got more comfortable with you after the hour of talking
 
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GKnight

Banned
this isn't about dating in anyway, just socializing. But since I can't make a thread and couldnt think of anywhere else to put this, here it goes.

I am in a dorm for a few more months..
I suck at dorm stuff, making friends, being social, basically everything.
But I am not like one of those people who doesn't care about it, I want people to enjoy my company.
I have been trying hard to talk to people and stuff but it just feels so draining.
Is it not supposed to get easier?
I feel like I can spend hours and hours with a group of people one day, but then if I see them the next day I am super shy, have nothing to say and am socially useless again. No matter how much work I put in to making friendships with people, they always feel like complete strangers.

I literally hung out with 4 or 5 people all weekend, then on Monday when the rest of the class who didnt go home came back, I felt like those people were strangers again. I don't feel welcomed most of the time even though I probably am.

What is my problem psych gaf, and is there a better thread for this?
i just figrued social stuff kind of precedes dating (although I am engaged) so I put this here.
Any advice would be worth considering.
 
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Subpar Scrub

Banned
NTGYK tell her that you can fit 5 whole fidget spinners in your butt.

Edit: boy howdy there sure are a lot of people talking about NTGYK's dong and butt.
 
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Starlightmuse

Member
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
My friend volunteered to be sitting nearby, and if I text him a codeword, he will find a way to destroy the date.

I'm slightly terrified at what he may do, but it may be the best course of action.
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Nothing too fancy, he should just come out of the brushes and politely tell her "you're a lucky woman, I'm aware that your date has a nice juicy cock".

And it's over.
 
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JadedWriter

Member
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Fuck, things are going the opposite way I expected.
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Just show her some Sahara Knite piss porn or Wenona bondage porn or Japanese puke porn. You're done.
So I got a pair of these: http://www.colehaan.com/mens-grandpro-stitchlite-tennis-sneaker-magnet-knit-optic-white/C26625.html?dwvar_C26625_color=Magnet%20Knit-optic%20White&dwvar_C26625_width=#cgid=mens_newshoes&start=9
and these: http://www.colehaan.com/mens-grandpro-tennis-sneaker-cordovan-nubuck/C24769.html?dwvar_C24769_color=Cordovan%20Nubuck
I'll get some shoe shoes later, but these are a clear step up from these:
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since they look like shit.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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Subpar Scrub said:
NTGYK tell her that you can fit 5 whole fidget spinners in your butt.

Edit: boy howdy there sure are a lot of people talking about NTGYK's dong and butt.
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Well, I'm working on the butt, but I've been told it's a nice enough dong.

Starlightmuse said:
Nothing too fancy, he should just come out of the brushes and politely tell her "you're a lucky woman, I'm aware that your date has a nice juicy cock".

And it's over.
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He agreed.

always crazy bacon said:
The more he pushes her away, the more she wants him. Its like a sitcom.
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I never imagined I'd be in this situation.

JadedWriter said:
Just show her some Sahara Knite piss porn or Wenona bondage porn or Japanese puke porn. You're done.
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To top it off, I'll throw up on her
 
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JadedWriter

Member
"Baby I'd really like to be with you, but...in order for this to work I have to inform you that I can only get off if you pee in front of me and if you allow me to throw up on the back of your neck."
 
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timetokill

Banned
NTGYK just text her saying "... well?"

Then when she asks what, just say: "this dick ain't gonna suck itself"

boom, done

worst case scenario you get a blowjob
 
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Deitus

Member
Ugh, it's supposed to rain tomorrow, and there's a heat advisory. Guess I need to plan something indoors for my date tomorrow.

Edit: Looks like we're doing dinner and a movie. Not necessarily in that order, since we haven't nailed down a time to meet yet.
 
Ray Wonder

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
Messofanego said:
Dude, you trying to get NTGYK laid? Cause this girl thirsty.
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I say fuck it, go for it. At this point lol

Gotdatmoney said:
Not really dating related but ya boys officially 25 wooo.
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Happy birthday playa!!

Deitus said:
Ugh, it's supposed to rain tomorrow, and there's a heat advisory. Guess I need to plan something indoors for my date tomorrow.

Edit: Looks like we're doing dinner and a movie. Not necessarily in that order, since we haven't nailed down a time to meet yet.
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I wanna hear how that goes. I've never done dinner and a movie
 
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Deitus

Member
Ray Wonder said:
I wanna hear how that goes. I've never done dinner and a movie
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Well, the premise seems simple enough, so I don't imagine there I'll have anything revolutionary to report, but I'll let you know how it goes. We're going to see Alien and then get dinner afterward. I guess I should come up with something to do after dinner if it goes well. It's our second date, and we've been texting constantly for the last two weeks pretty much, so I'm pretty confident that it will go well, but we shall see.
 
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Subpar Scrub

Banned
Deitus said:
Well, the premise seems simple enough, so I don't imagine there I'll have anything revolutionary to report, but I'll let you know how it goes. We're going to see Alien and then get dinner afterward. I guess I should come up with something to do after dinner if it goes well. It's our second date, and we've been texting constantly for the last two weeks pretty much, so I'm pretty confident that it will go well, but we shall see.
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I much prefer dinner after a movie date because it lets you instantly have something relevant and on-topic to talk about that sort of breaks the ice on the dinner conversation, If that makes sense.

Other than that, yeah it'll go well dude. Have fun!
 
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