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Denmark-GAF | OT | Happiest Country in the World

Drazgul

Member
Unlike the other nordics, Denmark cannot into metal so of course they're happier. You need that certain GRIMDARK quality to be able to conjure the dark arts from your guitar.
 
"Mest glade land" i verden min bare røv.

"Mest glade ALKOHOLIKERE på international plan" er nok mere præcist.

Jeg siger det bare, don't hate. :p
 
Well it sucks, as I eventually would have to move to Sweden and I love being in Copenhagen, it's my backyard.

The same thing happened with my best friend. He was forced to move to Malmø because he married a Brazilian woman. He lived there for 5 years before he was able to move back to Denmark again. It´s ridiculous and feels like the government is exiling its people for falling in love and marrying women from other nationalities.

"Mest glade land" i verden min bare røv.

"Mest glade ALKOHOLIKERE på international plan" er nok mere præcist.

Jeg siger det bare, don't hate. :p
No hate, fordi det er rigtigt :D
 

Pachimari

Member
The same thing happened with my best friend. He was forced to move to Malmø because he married a Brazilian woman. He lived there for 5 years before he was able to move back to Denmark again. It´s ridiculous and feels like the government is exiling its people for falling in love and marrying women from other nationalities.
I guess the national rules says that I can move, marry and settle in Sweden for 5 months and then freely move back to Denmark, or I might have exchanged that with the EU rules. Anyway, that would be my plan I guess.
 

Sethos

Banned
*klink*

Arbejder du i regeringen? Jeg ser potentiale for en ny spindoctor.

Jeg tænker mere forsvarsadvokat.

- "Tiltalte er beskyldt for at have haft sammenleje med pigen, samt givet hende flere knytnæve slag i både hoved og mave"

- "I får det til at lyde så negativt, skål."

Den kan bruges overalt.
 
It amazes me that i can read danish just fine, but can understand a word if a dane reads it out loud.

fööörhelvede preeben spåtta ud pöölsen när du taler.
 

Pachimari

Member
What do you guys think about the ongoing gang war / conflict? I'm honestly uneasy about it when stories pop up every single day about people getting stabbed and shot at. Just recently, a witness were stabbed at Christiania, another one stabbed at Mjølnerparken after shopping and a 17 year old innocent boy shot at from a drive-by near a restaurant. I sure am happy the police is paying attention to it and trying to fight it. I never thought I would see such a conflict break out here in Denmark.
 

Forsete

Gold Member
Denmark, a shining beacon of inspiration for the nordic region. Cheap beer for all. <3

What do you guys think about the ongoing gang war / conflict? I'm honestly uneasy about it when stories pop up every single day about people getting stabbed and shot at. Just recently, a witness were stabbed at Christiania, another one stabbed at Mjølnerparken after shopping and a 17 year old innocent boy shot at from a drive-by near a restaurant. I sure am happy the police is paying attention to it and trying to fight it. I never thought I would see such a conflict break out here in Denmark.

Never heard of it. :/ Who is doing the fighting?
 

Sappy113

Member
Ah, jeg har ventet på denne tråd. Jeg er ikke helt sikker på hvorfor, men det virker bare rigtigt, at når Sverige har en tråd, bør vi da også ha' en.
 

Pachimari

Member
Denmark, a shining beacon of inspiration for the nordic region. Cheap beer for all. <3



Never heard of it. :/ Who is doing the fighting?
There's around 5 gangs fighting for territory and some are pissed at each other. It have really escalated and somebody is either getting shot or stabbed every single day. Sometimes related to the gang war, sometimes not. I'm just scared that weapons are so widespread here now, truly terrible. It would also be one of those things that could push me toward Sweden now that I'm contemplating moving there anyway.

Ah, jeg har ventet på denne tråd. Jeg er ikke helt sikker på hvorfor, men det virker bare rigtigt, at når Sverige har en tråd, bør vi da også ha' en.
Snakkede faktisk med en moderater om at oprette tråden for et halvt år siden, nu da Sverige netop har deres egen ja, men viste aldrig, hvordan OPen skulle skrives, så fyrede bare op så vi kunne komme i gang. :)
 

Corky

Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference.
Ah, jeg har ventet på denne tråd. Jeg er ikke helt sikker på hvorfor, men det virker bare rigtigt, at når Sverige har en tråd, bør vi da også ha' en.

What is this norwegian witchcraft?!
 

Knugen

Member
Greetings fellow neighbors/half brethren I'm a Skåning so every other swede consider me half danish.

But I sill can't understand a word you say.

Danskjävlar <3
 
What do you guys think about the ongoing gang war / conflict? I'm honestly uneasy about it when stories pop up every single day about people getting stabbed and shot at. Just recently, a witness were stabbed at Christiania, another one stabbed at Mjølnerparken after shopping and a 17 year old innocent boy shot at from a drive-by near a restaurant. I sure am happy the police is paying attention to it and trying to fight it. I never thought I would see such a conflict break out here in Denmark.

A Polish guy was murdered 5 minutes away from me. It´s really disturbing, but it was a directed hit.
 

Pachimari

Member
A Polish guy was murdered 5 minutes away from me. It´s really disturbing, but it was a directed hit.
What's scaring me is that in recent weeks innocent people are also being targeted because the gangs think they're someone else or has a connection. A guy were shot in the head in his car 5 minutes away from me too but he survived against all odds but that was a year ago.
 
What do you guys think about the ongoing gang war / conflict? I'm honestly uneasy about it when stories pop up every single day about people getting stabbed and shot at. Just recently, a witness were stabbed at Christiania, another one stabbed at Mjølnerparken after shopping and a 17 year old innocent boy shot at from a drive-by near a restaurant. I sure am happy the police is paying attention to it and trying to fight it. I never thought I would see such a conflict break out here in Denmark.

Denmark catches up with the rest of the West in gang warfare.

That and PET and law enforcement concentrated too much on countering the jihadist threat.
 
What's scaring me is that in recent weeks innocent people are also being targeted because the gangs think they're someone else or has a connection. A guy were shot in the head in his car 5 minutes away from me too but he survived against all odds but that was a year ago.
Scary shit.
Denmark catches up with the rest of the West in gang warfare.

That and PET and law enforcement concentrated too much on countering the jihadist threat.
PET are doing nothing :(
Something the Danes will really appreciate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3LHa5ym2Pw

First read the title.

Then listen to what she says, carefully.

Then listen to the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zlpPCr-p1E
Read the first comment :)

We were doing a pædagog opgave and we suddenly stumped upon this. So much laughter. Poor kids who heard her sing it.
 
The gang wars are fucking ridiculous, can't believe that innocent people have to fear being attacked now. And just how stupid are the gang members to target innocent victims which will only make the police come harder at them.
 

Pachimari

Member
Any of you watching the SAS Ligaen? Screw me, Brøndby IF is doing bad, really sad. =(
I'm really not watching Danish football anymore but is it just me or are BIF always having new sponsors on their shirts?

Ugh, a taxi went on fire this morning in Copenhagen, poor guy:

3watMIul.jpg
 

Majine

Banned
Denmark, can you please just drop your numbering system? What the fuck is a halvfems? Ten, Twenty, Thirty etc. Simple.
 

Pachimari

Member
Ti = 10
Tyve = 20
Tredive = 30
Fyrre = 40
Halvtreds = 50
Treds = 60
Halvfjerds = 70
Firs = 80
Halvfems = 90
Hundrede = 100

And then you just say:

Hundrede + og + ti = 110
Hundrede + og + tyve = 120
Hundrede + og + tredive = 130

etc.

It's actually not that easy as you say. ^_^
 
What's scaring me is that in recent weeks innocent people are also being targeted because the gangs think they're someone else or has a connection. A guy were shot in the head in his car 5 minutes away from me too but he survived against all odds but that was a year ago.

By coincedence I ran into an aquaintance today, and we had a quick chat. He mentioned he was stabbed a couple of weeks ago on Strøget and had a 13% chance of survival/recovery. Its a miracle he's even alive. Fast recovery and crazy genetics. He's part polish, part iranian - or persian, I'm not sure.

But when he said that, it did not fill me with confidence going out to the city at night. The night life in Cph is starting to seem unsafe.
 

Pachimari

Member
Well, the night life still seems alright to me, at least at Strøget (walking street) at all the bars and whatnot. I walked past there at 3 at night alone but I wasn't that comfy heh. But yeah, I read about someone getting stabbed there at Strøget some days ago though:

A 17 year old stabbed at Strøget on March 28 2013

Are there anyone from Austria here? Are they talking about the missing Dane Olivia Østergaard in the media there?

10 specialists are looking for Olivia in Zug

Also, get these 2 guys and the 4 Filipinos back to Denmark:

SZpgapil.jpg


I can not fathom that they have been held hostage for more than 800 days and our Prime Minister haven't said a thing since January 2012, while our Minister of Foreign Affairs have been silent since last summer.
 
Well, the night life still seems alright to me, at least at Strøget (walking street) at all the bars and whatnot. I walked past there at 3 at night alone but I wasn't that comfy heh. But yeah, I read about someone getting stabbed there at Strøget some days ago though:

A 17 year old stabbed at Strøget on March 28 2013

Haha! Thats him!

Holy shit. I know him. But yeah he's fine, a very intelligent and ambitious young dude to add. I do not want to disclose much, given this situation, but it seemed like he wasn't even struck.
 
Hvor mange danskere er vi oppe på..? 6-7 stk. .?

Jeg talte 8. Men jeg tror også at Bjealke og NeXuS er dansk dynamite - selvom de ikke er dukket op i tråden endnu.

Jeg tænker mere forsvarsadvokat.

- "Tiltalte er beskyldt for at have haft sammenleje med pigen, samt givet hende flere knytnæve slag i både hoved og mave"

- "I får det til at lyde så negativt, skål."

Den kan bruges overalt.

Lyder godt nok meget praktisk. Skal nok lige huske den når jeg starter på Jura studierne til næste år.

100 retsager, en mand, en sætning. ;-)
 

Pachimari

Member
Så er der kæmpe snebyger uden for igen... Men det er vist ikke den slags, der ligger sig. ;)

Er der nogle der ser Big Brother? Jeg gør ikke, men plejede at spille over Xbox Live med ham Dennis i Splinter Cell og Rainbow Six. Alligevel lidt sjovt at se en man har spillet sammen med i nogle år på TV.
 
Der må da også være nogle spil udviklere fra PlayDead, IO samt anmeldere fra GR som gemmer sig et eller andet sted.

Så er der kæmpe snebyger uden for igen... Men det er vist ikke den slags, der ligger sig. ;)

Har lige lagt mærke til det. Hvorfor skal det altid sne så meget på Amager.
 

Ty4on

Member
Kult å se hvor mange dansker det er. Strengt tatt ikke dansk, men har dansk mor og heter Flemming så alle tror jeg heter Henning i Norge.
 

Forsete

Gold Member
Funny story.

A few of my workmates who used to work for Bombardier Transportation were down in Denmark repairing trains.
The Danes called them "the polacks of norden" (nordens polacker). Compared to danes they were paid much less and travel all over the place for work, so I guess it is correct. :p
 
Funny story.

A few of my workmates who used to work for Bombardier Transportation were down in Denmark repairing trains.
The Danes called them "the polacks of norden" (nordens polacker). Compared to danes they were paid much less and travel all over the place for work, so I guess it is correct. :p

Palestinians like you?
 
Jeg har lige købt årskort til Zoologisk museum og Statens museum for kunst. Overvejer at købe et til den blå planet og Glytoteket. Er der nogen her som er museums typer? Kunne være spændende at lave en udflugt en gang.
 
Jeg er skam også pære dansk.

Og jo jeg skal helt sikkert ind og se den blå planet (er sammen med en biolog på 8. år nu), men det bliver ikke i en weekend med 1½ times kø...

Sidst jeg var i zoo for at se det nye isbjørne anlæg var det sjoveste helt klart da den store han isbjørn rejste sig op mod en af glasruderne, hvorpå den slog med fuld styrke på ruden for at få ram på en lille pige der sad på sin mors skuldre o_O. Jeg er sikker på at hvis jeg stod i blandt den gruppe mennesker ville jeg kunne have lugtet en skrækbæ eller to, omend min egen...
 
Jeg er skam også pære dansk.

Og jo jeg skal helt sikkert ind og se den blå planet (er sammen med en biolog på 8. år nu), men det bliver ikke i en weekend med 1½ times kø...

Sidst jeg var i zoo for at se det nye isbjørne anlæg var det sjoveste helt klart da den store han isbjørn rejste sig op mod en af glasruderne, hvorpå den slog med fuld styrke på ruden for at få ram på en lille pige der sad på sin mors skuldre o_O. Jeg er sikker på at hvis jeg stod i blandt den gruppe mennesker ville jeg kunne have lugtet en skrækbæ eller to, omend min egen...

Mon ikke den lille pige tømte lidt blæren på mor's skulder... :eek:

Zoologisk museum har en fascinerende udstilling om edderkopper lige pt. Den er lidt lille, men Zoologisk have's tropiske afdeling med edderkopper er ikke meget større af hvad jeg har hørt. Jeg vil stadig anbefale den.

Jeg tror jeg køber årskortet til den blå planet i næste uge. Så kunne vi måske finde ud af noget på et tidspunkt.
 
Der må da også være nogle spil udviklere fra PlayDead, IO samt anmeldere fra GR som gemmer sig et eller andet sted.

Mindes da at have set en GR gut herinde før, men kan ikke huske hans nickname. Gik I skole med en som blev hyret af playdead sidste år lidt efter Limbo blev udgivet, men som en talentløs 3d college dropout kan jeg ikke prale af selv at gøre det.

Jeg melder mig under fanen som dansker.. og idiot, men tag jer ikke af det.

Det kendetegner os alle.
 
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