You thought you're being clever, but he actually used that line already.
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Donald Trump to declare January 20th as National Day of Patriotic Devotion
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You thought you're being clever, but he actually used that line already.
THE SEVEN COMMANDMENTS
1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.
It was very neatly written, and except that friend was written freind and one of the Ss was the wrong way round, the spelling was correct all the way through. Snowball read it aloud for the benefit of the others. All the animals nodded in complete agreement, and the cleverer ones at once began to learn the Commandments by heart.
Now, comrades, cried Snowball, throwing down the paint-brush, to the hayfield! Let us make it a point of honour to get in the harvest more quickly than Jones and his men could do.
But at this moment the three cows, who had seemed uneasy for some time past, set up a loud lowing. They had not been milked for twenty-four hours, and their udders were almost bursting. After a little thought, the pigs sent for buckets and milked the cows fairly successfully, their trotters being well adapted to this task. Soon there were five buckets of frothing creamy milk at which many of the animals looked with considerable interest.
What is going to happen to all that milk? said someone.
Jones used sometimes to mix some of it in our mash, said one of the hens.
Never mind the milk, comrades! cried Napoleon, placing himself in front of the buckets. That will be attended to. The harvest is more important. Comrade Snowball will lead the way. I shall follow in a few minutes. Forward, comrades! The hay is waiting.
So the animals trooped down to the hayfield to begin the harvest, and when they came back in the evening it was noticed that the milk had disappeared.
1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.
It was very neatly written, and except that friend was written freind and one of the Ss was the wrong way round, the spelling was correct all the way through. Snowball read it aloud for the benefit of the others. All the animals nodded in complete agreement, and the cleverer ones at once began to learn the Commandments by heart.
Now, comrades, cried Snowball, throwing down the paint-brush, to the hayfield! Let us make it a point of honour to get in the harvest more quickly than Jones and his men could do.
But at this moment the three cows, who had seemed uneasy for some time past, set up a loud lowing. They had not been milked for twenty-four hours, and their udders were almost bursting. After a little thought, the pigs sent for buckets and milked the cows fairly successfully, their trotters being well adapted to this task. Soon there were five buckets of frothing creamy milk at which many of the animals looked with considerable interest.
What is going to happen to all that milk? said someone.
Jones used sometimes to mix some of it in our mash, said one of the hens.
Never mind the milk, comrades! cried Napoleon, placing himself in front of the buckets. That will be attended to. The harvest is more important. Comrade Snowball will lead the way. I shall follow in a few minutes. Forward, comrades! The hay is waiting.
So the animals trooped down to the hayfield to begin the harvest, and when they came back in the evening it was noticed that the milk had disappeared.
Note, there are dozens of observances already.
In which case, we already have Loyalty Day, we don't need two.
In which case, we already have Loyalty Day, we don't need two.
Goro Majima
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_observances_in_the_United_States_by_presidential_proclamation
Did some digging and it already sounds kinda similar to May 1st "Loyalty Day" to be honest
edit: beaten!
Did some digging and it already sounds kinda similar to May 1st "Loyalty Day" to be honest
edit: beaten!
Trumps perversions would make Cali blush
WaterAstro
Member
Is there some rule on this shit? Maybe no one will care and let it die.
UberTag
Member
Bannon threw that one out. He didn't want to come out of the gates looking TOO obvious.
He appeased Donny by saying it would be renamed to Trump Day to kick off his second term.
Also, it will supercede MLK Day on years where they would conflict. MLK Day in 2020 is being moved to the week prior.
No, let it fucking happen.
We will protest loud and in his face each and every year on this day. Fuck him.
SenjutsuSage
Banned
This reads like something out of some brutal dictatorship. Is he fucking for real? How fucking full of himself can he honestly be? This man really does believe he wields ultimate power. I'm actually now starting to think he just might be crazy enough to use a nuke.
Frozenprince
Banned
This legitimately sounds like what totalitarian states name a holiday.
How long until his name is attached to the day itself?
How long until his name is attached to the day itself?
DontBeThatGuy
Member
Nah.
More_Badass
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Sgt. Kabukiman
Banned
He was born a parody of himself.
True that. Hope ya'll like your bald eagles everywhere.
TrojanBlade
Member
Do we get a day off? If so great! Otherwise don't care! lol
Crazy ~4 years ahead
Crazy ~4 years ahead
WiiredShawn
Member
I'll get us started:
Hey how you doin lil Donnie?
Lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got tiny ass hands and your hair looks soft
Mind if I touch it and see if its soft
Y'know I'm just playing unless you say I can
Putin said that you're a real nasty man...
UberTag
Member
Well, that would give Vince an excuse to sign Bobby Lashley to a new contract...
Darth Pinche
Member
LiquidSword
Member
The kind of people who say, "Why don't they teach patriotism in school anymore?!?"
How can you be a devoted patriot if you aren't working?
lastplayed
Member
This is where we smile and slowly back away from America.
Don't call us, we'll call you. Good luck!
Don't call us, we'll call you. Good luck!
It's too late in a year. We need him out of office NOW.
Climate change doesn't wait.
DREAMERS and Muslims cannot live in fear.
NATO allies shouldn't be questioning US backing.
Women cannot lose their rights.
Hell, for all we know, we might be in a war with Iraq to "take their oil" in a year.
TheOfficeMut
Unconfirmed Member
Stop speaking to them. They're brainwashed assholes devoid of rationality.
I agree
UberTag
Member
The pledge of allegiance is getting rewritten to include a loyalty pledge to be nice to Donny... because he can't stand it when you're mean to him. It's demoralizing!
So if he works to have this re-registered every year, making 1/20 always "National Day of Patriotic Devotion", what does that do to "Inauguration Day" every 4 years?
One step in a long line of steps to eliminate inaugurations? To eliminate elections?
"Why are we having another election? The people already spoke, right?"
One step in a long line of steps to eliminate inaugurations? To eliminate elections?
"Why are we having another election? The people already spoke, right?"
Well, terrible things happened on both dates
Exactly, real Americans have jobs!!
Caligula became paranoid after he thought to be poisoned, the beginning of his reign was actually pretty decent. Trump is rather Commodus.
WiiredShawn
Member
"We can't interrupt people's patriotic devotion with things like inaugurations! For the good of the public, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, am formally halting all future presidential elections."
I originally saw this mentioned
went to the .gov site
read the PDF
and was like "Wow somebody doing some high-tier trolling here."
and now you're telling me this shit is real?
This is gross. You don't get to paste over the division in the country by creating unity day and pretending everyone backs you.
went to the .gov site
read the PDF
and was like "Wow somebody doing some high-tier trolling here."
and now you're telling me this shit is real?
This is gross. You don't get to paste over the division in the country by creating unity day and pretending everyone backs you.
Dylan Sexbang
Banned
So every Inauguration Day henceforth will be this bullshit patriotic day? Don't we already have the 4th and Presidents' Day and Veterans Day?
Intheflorsh
Banned
Happy belated Trump Day I guess
Peter Ian Staker
Member
Don't be silly.
bggrthnjsus
Member
even the name sounds fascist
SenjutsuSage
Banned
Yes, he did.
onadesertedisland
Member
Yeah, he can go shove this up his fat, orange ass. And take Columbus Day with it.
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