Me, Nob, Togglesworlh, Rac, and some 5th guy can take you! Oh sure, Nob will likely loose connection 4 times in the game, Rac will declare it a lost 10 minutes into the game, Toggles will do nothing that is both amusing and noteworthy, I will manage to have the worst possible timing on the one clutch skill 4/5 times, and the 5th person (Likely Termyte, but if given more time to get keys we could toss Joefu into the 5th spot, who actually posts on gaf) will somehow get 'stuck' in lane with me yet again, and complain for a solid 10 to 15 minutes about every little mistake or perception of a mistake.
But we can take you! TF2 Gaf is up for any game about two teams fighting for vague reasons and arbitrary objectives!