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[SnakeSlashRO]

Spanish woman admits she slept with a dwarf stripper on her hen night after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism

A Spanish woman has been forced to confess to cheating on her husband-to-be on her hen night with a dwarf stripper after she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism.
Her husband believed the baby was his and that it had been conceived during the honeymoon but his wife confessed to the infidelity after he repeatedly questioned doctors as to how the baby could have been born with dwarfism.
The woman has not been named, but according to local reports she felt compelled to tell her husband after questions were raised by friends who had accompanied her on the hen night, which took place at the beginning of the year.
Spanish website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened. "As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave. "But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism." It is not unusual for dwarfs to be hired as entertainers at hen and stag parties in Spain and several websites offer the services of "miniboys" as they are known in Spain.

 

[AkuMifune]

So Little Man is real. Other thread redeemed.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916708

 

[airmangataosenai]

Calling it the "Hen Night", I've never heard that term before and yet I somehow feel like it might have sexist connotations. I dunno, it seems like an odd choice of words to me.

 

[studyguy]

Never heard the term Hen Night.

 

[thechristoph]

Calling it the "Hen Night", I've never heard that term before and yet I somehow feel like it might have sexist connotations. I dunno, it seems like an odd choice of words to me.

Is the groom's equivalent, the stag night, also sexist?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Regardless of how it happened, what guy wouldn't want a little squirt?

 

[Sheroking]

Calling it the "Hen Night", I've never heard that term before and yet I somehow feel like it might have sexist connotations. I dunno, it seems like an odd choice of words to me.

That bugged me too, although I'm not sure why.

Just call it a bachelorette party.

 

[Vesmir]

It was a tiny mistake.

 

[Slayer-33]

It was a tiny mistake.

lol

 

[Pbae]

And I just saw Me,Myself, and Irene...

 

[IdreamofHIME]

I knew when I read the title, it would be derailed with confused people asking what hen night it.
Hen Night = bachelorette party,
Stag Night = bachelors party

 

[FinalStageBoss]

wow smh

 

[Dizzy]

So she confessed because it had dwarfism....I wonder if she would have kept the lie going forever if she could.

 

[Ventara]

Title cracked me up. I mean, it's do ridiculously outrageous. But this must really suck for the dude. Can't believe she screwed up so close to her wedding.

 

[maquiladora]

Calling it the "Hen Night", I've never heard that term before and yet I somehow feel like it might have sexist connotations. I dunno, it seems like an odd choice of words to me.

Its the common term in the UK for that type of party.

 

[SmokyDave]

Woah. Bet that was awkward.

Calling it the "Hen Night", I've never heard that term before and yet I somehow feel like it might have sexist connotations. I dunno, it seems like an odd choice of words to me.

Woman = Hen night.
Man = Stag night.

S'always been that way.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Calling it the "Hen Night", I've never heard that term before and yet I somehow feel like it might have sexist connotations. I dunno, it seems like an odd choice of words to me.

It's well known term in the UK. The male equivalent is a Stag Night.

 

[Fusebox]

You guys really haven't heard of Hens Night?

 

[Richfield]

Calling it the "Hen Night", I've never heard that term before and yet I somehow feel like it might have sexist connotations. I dunno, it seems like an odd choice of words to me.

Called Hens Nights in Australia, pretty common term.

 

[tcrunch]

Is the groom's equivalent, the stag night, also sexist?

Well hens are associated with being cowardly and noisy, and women talking or complaining have been dismissed as "clucking hens", while stags are associated with being awesome and getting hit by cars. So you tell me

 

[Moral Panic]

Calling it the "Hen Night", I've never heard that term before and yet I somehow feel like it might have sexist connotations. I dunno, it seems like an odd choice of words to me.

C'mon dude. Is google really such a foreign concept to you? I mean I can understand to a point but before you claim something has sexist connotations you should at least do due diligence and look it up.

 

[studyguy]

Woah. Bet that was awkward.


Woman = Hen night.
Man = Stag night.

S'always been that way.

Stag Party is what I've normally heard.
More commonly just Bachelor/bachelorette party

 

[Josh with a J]

Never heard of a hen or stag party

 

[jasonng]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't get past "hen night."

 

[lastplayed]

Calling it the "Hen Night", I've never heard that term before and yet I somehow feel like it might have sexist connotations. I dunno, it seems like an odd choice of words to me.

Tis a common term round these parts.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

You guys really haven't heard of Hens Night?

A regional term not universally recognized?

I'll applaud that.

 

[Paches]

If the husband wanted an annulment/divorce, would he be on the hook for the kid? Disaster for him.

 

[SnakeSlashRO]

So Little Man is real. Other thread redeemed.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916708

*Dead*

 

[SporeCrawler]

If the husband wanted an annulment/divorce, would he be on the hook for the kid? Disaster for him.

why would he? its not his son.

 

[SmokyDave]

Stag Party is what I've normally heard.
More commonly just Bachelor/bachelorette party

To be totally accurate, it's normally referred to as a 'stag do' or 'hen do', but I didn't want to complicate things further.

 

[kehs]

Husband got cockolded.

 

[zruben]

If the husband wanted an annulment/divorce, would he be on the hook for the kid? Disaster for him.

yes.

She would have to contact the dwarf stripper for child support and such.

 

[dejay]

She only cheated a little.

Shocked more that people were thrown by hen night. "Sexist OMG!"

 

[Incandenza]

 

[Ferrio]

why would he? its not his son.

Unfortunately doesn't always work that way.

 

[terrisus]

"Hen night?"

Would that make the male version a "Cock night?"

 

[SporeCrawler]

Unfortunately doesn't always work that way.

I have no knowledge in spanish family law but?? if he aint the father he does not have the obligation to support that kid.

 

[Paches]

why would he? its not his son.

I have heard crazier divorce stories.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

If the husband wanted an annulment/divorce, would he be on the hook for the kid? Disaster for him.

Why would he be on the hook for the kid? It's not his biological child?

Maybe I'm missing something here, but all of this is on the wife LOL

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

Paternity test every time!

 

[thechristoph]

Well hens are associated with being cowardly and noisy, and women talking or complaining have been dismissed as "clucking hens", while stags are associated with being awesome and getting hit by cars. So you tell me

I have never heard that before. Not sure if joking.

 

[entremet]

You guys really haven't heard of Hens Night?

It's not common in America, bro.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Wasn't this confirmed as fake?

 

[Ferrio]

??

Don't have any sources on me. But I've read stories in the past that husband has had to pay for child support since he was initially the one raising the child as his own.

 

[studyguy]

To be totally accurate, it's normally referred to as a 'stag do' or 'hen do', but I didn't want to complicate things further.

The hell is a do?
Where are you guys from?

 

[CF_Fighter]

 

[Bo Knows GAF]

Took long enough

 

[entremet]

I can only imagine how many grooms or brides to be fucked their strippers before going down the aisle.

 

[lastplayed]

"Hen night" shouldn't be completely unrecognizable in the US:

Prior to its usage as a term for a pre wedding party "hen party" was used in the United States as a general term for an all female gathering usually held at a hostesses residence. In 1897 The Deseret News noted that "hen party" was a "time honored idea that tea and chitchats, gossip smart hats, constitute the necessary adjuncts to these particular gatherings". In 1940 Eleanor Roosevelt was described as hosting a Christmas time "hen" party for cabinet wives and "ladies of the press"

 

[SmokyDave]

The hell is a do?
Where are you guys from?

Just another word for party. Usually for obligatory formal stuff like a stag do, the office christmas do, or a leaving do.

England here.