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[Mmmkay]

so let me get this straight

That's about the short and the long of it.

Sometimes GAF makes me want to throw my PS3 at a wall.

 

[AniHawk]

That's about the short and the long of it.

Sometimes GAF makes me want to throw my PS3 at a wall.

Yeah, but then there'd be a PS3-shaped hole through your wall.

 

[Razoric]

:lol :lol

f*ck it, im just playing... this thread is a goddamn disaster. we should all be ashamed.

hall of shame this shit after EDGE gives lair a 4

 

[Oblivion]

That's about the short and the long of it.

Sometimes GAF makes me want to throw my PS3 at a wall.

Don't do it. Walls are expensive to replace.

 

[sphinx]

that's the creepiest thing I've seen at neogaf.

 

[FrankT]

Yeah, but then there'd be a PS3-shaped hole through your wall.

:lol

 

[Tobor]

:lol :lol

f*ck it, im just playing... this thread is a goddamn disaster. we should all be ashamed.

hall of shame this shit after EDGE gives lair a 4

There is a black mark on my soul. In short ugly scratches, a word has been etched. The word is...LAIR

 

[ari]

the wall! SERIOUSLY! They are arguing with their inner demon or some shit.

<Inner Demon> Buy a 360.
<Sonyfan> OH GOD NO! STAY WAY, BLASPHEMER!
<Inner Demon> Fine I'm off to play Bioshock *runs*

so all sony fans have inner demons that want to play bioshock and buy a 360, but they don't want to because of there loyalty of there sony products?

you open my eyes amirox.

 

[Amir0x]

you open my eyes amirox.

ew, i don't want to open them. you can't make me.

 

[meltpotato]

did the ban function get broken and go out of commission?

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

Have you not read any of Darji's and Tideas's posts? That pretty much sums it up.

darji is canceled out by his second cousin ari though, so he's effectively a non-factor. Where the hell did arias go though? And doesn't that kind of rhyme with... Tideas?

 

[Quazar]

darji is canceled out by his second cousin ari though, so he's effectively a non-factor. Where the hell did arias go though? And doesn't that kind of rhyme with... Tideas?

wtf :lol :lol

 

[Tobor]

darji is canceled out by his second cousin ari though, so he's effectively a non-factor. Where the hell did arias go though? And doesn't that kind of rhyme with... Tideas?

Whoever is the ultimate culprit, it's like a monkey ****ing a football in here.

 

[Tideas]

darji is canceled out by his second cousin ari though, so he's effectively a non-factor. Where the hell did arias go though? And doesn't that kind of rhyme with... Tideas?

It's a conspiracy theory. lol, and anyway, amirox, the same thing you wrote could be said of all the people that goes in and say yeah they didn't expect much from lair in the first place, and agreeing with EGM.

Streets goes both way

 

[ari]

ew, i don't want to open them. you can't make me.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

not like that silly.

 

[Tobor]

It's a conspiracy theory. lol, and anyway, amirox, the same thing you wrote could be said of all the people that goes in and say yeah they didn't expect much from lair in the first place, and agreeing with EGM.

Streets goes both way

No, these people would be called correct.

 

[Duke Togo]

This thread reminds me of a group of people assessing the damage they've done to a hotel room the day after a drunken, cocaine fueled party.

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

darji is canceled out by his second cousin ari though, so he's effectively a non-factor. Where the hell did arias go though? And doesn't that kind of rhyme with... Tideas?

I think GAF broke the time/space continuum when they brought in this latest batch of members.

 

[Bearillusion]

I propose that the person that starts a thread with '9 out of 10 Edge score for Lair confirmed...' only to open the topic and read '......to be fake. 4 out of 10 lololololololo'.

 

[Amir0x]

This thread has reminds me of a group of people assessing the damage they've done to a hotel room the day after a drunken, cocaine fueled party.

cocaine sounds good right now. brb

 

[sphinx]

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PEOPLE, IT'S JUST LAIR!

Lair on PS3 = Geist on Gamecube

confirmed!

 

[Darji]

No, these people would be called correct.

sure. Sorry forgot its on PS3 so it must be bad....

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

It's a conspiracy theory. lol, and anyway, amirox, the same thing you wrote could be said of all the people that goes in and say yeah they didn't expect much from lair in the first place, and agreeing with EGM.

Streets goes both way

What about the very reasonable people who don't expect much from Lair, but expect even less from EGM?

 

[Amir0x]

sure. Sorry forgot its from FACTOR 5 so it must be bad....

fix'd

 

[ari]

darji is canceled out by his second cousin ari though, so he's effectively a non-factor. Where the hell did arias go though? And doesn't that kind of rhyme with... Tideas?

yes, you like my puppets...soon i'll have neogaf turned into neofaqs soon enough

muwhahaahahahah

 

[MirageDwarf]

Isn't it funny, how the issue talked about Halo 3, yet Halo 3 is not even discussed? lol

I'm sure when one of the Halo fans get that issue, that person will create new thread. So don't lose your hope.

 

[Darji]

hey even Bungie made crap games before Halo.^^

 

[Tobor]

sure. Sorry forgot its on PS3 so it must be bad....

I've been repeating this for 40 pages. It doesn't matter if it runs on PS3, Ngage, or the Vectrex. It's a Factor 5 shooter without the one thing that made Factor 5 shooter's bearable: The Star Wars license.

 

[Tideas]

What about the very reasonable people who don't expect much from Lair, but expect even less from EGM?

I"m fine with people expecting less from Lair. Hell, I do. I have a feeling it'll be repitive without fun. But do you think those ppl would have gone into the thread if LAir had been given a higher score?

 

[Amir0x]

Star Wars kinda sucks so that couldn't hypnotize me from the Factor 5 bad before

 

[tanod]

fix'd

Can you blame 'em? The true nuts never had a system that played any Factor 5 games before.

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I'm sure when one of the Halo fans get that issue, that person will create new thread. So don't lose your hope.

It's already been done. A couple of weeks ago infact.

 

[Darji]

I've been repeating this for 40 pages. It doesn't matter if it runs on PS3, Ngage, or a Vectrex. It's a Factor 5 shooter without the one thing that made Factor 5 shooter's bearable: The Star Wars license.

so alone this disqualifield Lair from beeing good? Lair is their biggest project and the costs for this game is huge and alone the music is ****ing Epic^^

 

[Psychotext]

I'm sure when one of the Halo fans get that issue, that person will create new thread. So don't lose your hope.

Already done to death... I think about 2 weeks ago. :lol

 

[DCharlie]

Guys, can i play? This looks ACE fun!

so alome this disqualifield Lair from beeing good?

no matter how much money you throw at something, you don't just 'get' good gameplay - and from a company with a HISTORY of producing very good looking games with average game play, then - again - the only 'surprise' with Lair was the hype all the sony fans opened wide to swallow.

This is what happens when you don't have a AAA+ game on the horizon. Only when MGS4 is out will people actually look back and laugh saying "lol - remember when we thought Lair and Motorstorm were going to be AAA+?! loools. It's like Onimusha all over again!"

 

[Duke Togo]

Star Wars kinda sucks so that couldn't hypnotize me from the Factor 5 bad before

Here comes another 40 pages!

Spoiler

lol

 

[meltpotato]

hey even Bungie made crap games before Halo.^^

Myth and Marathon were pretty much AAA

 

[Spire]

EGM biased against dragons confirmed.

They're real to ME!

 

[Tobor]

so alone this disqualifield Lair from beeing good? Lair is their biggest project and the costs for this game is huge and alone the music is ****ing Epic^^

Yes. Don't you get it. YES. YEEEEESSSSSSS.

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

Star Wars kinda sucks so that couldn't hypnotize me from the Factor 5 bad before

Indeed. I don't mind dragons though, and I'm fairly certain that had Star Wars featured dragons in place of x-wings, I'd have enjoyed those movies quite a bit more. Unfortunately, these particular dragons got stuck with Factor 5.

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Star Wars kinda sucks so that couldn't hypnotize me from the Factor 5 bad before

I'll never forget the night around here when the EGM info for RS III was released. Everyone was shitting their pants.....for a Factor 5 game. lol

 

[Darji]

Yes. Don't you get it. YES. YEEEEESSSSSSS.

So Heavenly Sword will suck too?^^

 

[Razoric]

Never forget, never surrender.

 

[Amir0x]

i like dragons too and have a certain fondness for the rock-face designs in this game, and giant beasts and shit

i just... ya know, factor 5 and gameplay. if i had a PS3 I'd still buy it cause i love graphics, and 1080p = <3, but i dunno.

 

[MirageDwarf]

It's already been done. A couple of weeks ago infact.

Already done to death... I think about 2 weeks ago. :lol

I know that. I did post in that thread too. It was a joke.

 

[Tobor]

So Heavenly Sword will suck too?^^

Away foul demon! I shall have no more of thee!

 

[ari]

hey even Bungie made crap games before Halo.^^

what........ you assplode over killzone 2 and heavenly sword, from developers that never had a game score over 6.0 before. but you gonna question bungie's proven track record.

your unbelievable. how dear you be my puppet.

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

Guys, can i play? This looks ACE fun!

DCharlie, rhymes with ari. Join the fun.

This is what happens when you don't have a AAA+ game on the horizon. Only when MGS4 is out will people actually look back and laugh saying "lol - remember when we thought Lair and Motorstorm were going to be AAA+?! loools. It's like Onimusha all over again!"

Oh come on, show ND and Insomniac some respect.

Speaking of which, where is that guy who kept trolling Uncharted threads with the OMFG amazing Lair?

 

[Dies Iræ]

This thread:

 

[Barakov]

Myth and Marathon were pretty much AAA

Oni? Or was that someone else?