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Meatfist

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The other night I threw up in my friends sink cause some chick was already in the restroom. He never figured out who it was.

Whenever I scratch my balls I gotta smell it.

...yeah, I got nothin'
 
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Randolph Freelander

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I created a Manic Monday playlist in iTunes, headlined by the Bangle's song of the same name.

I listened to it for the first time on Friday.

I'M A REBEL
 
jadedm17

jadedm17

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I like some dubstep but feel it makes me a bad person because I don't "get" dubstep, in the sense of I don't actually feel its good music its just... catchy.

I want a real lasting relationship based off trust and growing together but if I could change into someone who just wants sex then I would. It just seems easier, if I could take the emotional aspect out of it.

I don't eat often, but when I do... well, you get it.

I love marijuana but in the recent months I've started to understand how its an escape from reality. Trouble is I don't find that a bad thing. (Alcohol is still way worse I feel, and too many I know are taking that path.)

I left my ex of four years weeks before she got breast implants.

I love Apple products based simply on form factor, yet won't ever own one because of price and the crazy amount of popularity they have. (They look cool, sure, but seriously don't understand the devotion for their price to usefullness ratio.)

I'm lonelier than I let on, but feel thats my job as a male to learn (I just turned 25 this summer). This then makes me happy for dealing with life like a man, which then just turns into a revolving door of apathy : Never really up, but never really down.
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
One time I was singing along to Heart's "Alone" in traffic at the top volume the car's system would go to (which was LOUD). I look over while I'm sitting still and there's this hot girl in the car next to me laughing her fucking ass off. My windows are down.
 
Laughing Banana

Laughing Banana

Weeping Pickle
I am a pretty petty person. And I don't forgive.

Also, whenever someone who has wronged me achieved happiness, I become extremely unhappy.

Not a healthy attitude to have I realize, but whatever.
 
Shizzlee

Shizzlee

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I fapped to porn that I found on VHS in the basement when I was 13. Turns out that my parents made it when they were younger. I had no idea.
 
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botty

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ClovingWestbrook said:
I like the song Call Me Maybe

:(

/Humming Hey I just Met You...
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You're so much better than this.

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Ultima_5

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Hellix said:
It is whenever you are around people that enjoy drinking, such as family and friends. Especially as a college student, saying you don't drink makes it seem like you are not fun person or sociable.
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ah, i can see that. im in college and drink but i have a handful of friends who don't partake. As long as their not judgmental and fine with offering the occasional ride, it's not biggie!
 
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FortunateSon

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I love that song by Justin B. You know the one, it's titled: as long as you love me.

And I refuse to believe some of you here that bash him constantly don't like this song. Fess up people!

I also have an amazing collection of Lindsay Lohan pictures. Nothing stalker'ish though.
 
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mercenar1e

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i went over a friends house and he invited a few other people... when i walked in he told me the toilet couldn't flush and that a plumber would be by soon but he got me pissed off before the plumber showed so i took a shit using his toilet, nobody noticed i was gone.
 
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Az987

all good things
First time I got drunk was by myself with a bottle of tanqueray.

I blacked out and apparently fell off the toilet while taking a shit. Diarrhea was everywhere.

That is a story I will tell my grand kids.
 
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VertPin

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I took an insanely wet dump, reeking of wet farty poopy smell everywhere. My GF and I had an argument earlier, and wanted to 1up me. So she busts the door open screaming, inhaling the smell of nauseating sweaty wet poop and smelly balls. She left, speechless. I didn't know what to say, and I ended up saying "Yeah! Try dumping me now!" :lol
 
Shizzlee

Shizzlee

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Finaika said:
How did you not notice?
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They looked very young in the video. I couldn't really tell. My parents had me when they were in their mid 40's. I never seen pics of them when they were younger.

mercenar1e said:
how did you find out? lol i bet that isn't the first time you fapped to it
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My uncle was staying over while his house was being repaired. My parents were gone and I thought he was sleeping. I went grab the VHS and sneaked past him to get to my room so I could fap. He came check on me and started laughing then told me what it was. That was my third time watching it. My dad destroyed the tape when he got home.
 
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Typographenia

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Hellix said:
It is whenever you are around people that enjoy drinking, such as family and friends. Especially as a college student, saying you don't drink makes it seem like you are not fun person or sociable.
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I don't drink alcohol, drink tea, drink coffee, smoke, eat olives/mushrooms/tomatoes, and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm fun to be around!
 
Amory

Amory

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I'm never really happy for people when good things happen for them.

Lately I've noticed this more and more because I majored in Biology and so had a lot of Bio major friends, and now they're all getting into med school, and dental school, and veterinary school, and I just pretty much hate all of them and the 98 people that liked their status update.

Basically I'm a jealous loser.
 
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ClovingWestbrook

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Shizzlee said:
They looked very young in the video. I couldn't really tell. My parents had me when they were in their mid 40's. I never seen pics of them when they were younger.



My uncle was staying over while his house was being repaired. My parents were gone and I thought he was sleeping. I went grab the VHS and sneaked past him to get to my room so I could fap. He came check on me and started laughing then told me what it was. That was my third time watching it. My dad destroyed the tape when he got home.
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Hahahaha
 
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