The Elite
BOSS
I once tried to strike up a conversation irl with someone I saw reading this thread.
Ha!
Whenever you see a Gaffer in the wild you should point, laugh and run.
I once tried to strike up a conversation irl with someone I saw reading this thread.
were they sucking themselves off?I once tried to strike up a conversation irl with someone I saw reading this thread.
Whenever I scratch my balls I gotta smell it.
Details.Took my friends wife home last year. Tried to get wit my uncles wife.
I was most certainly not.were they sucking themselves off?
Shizzlee
The Dutiful Son
(Yesterday, 01:42 AM)
I fapped to porn that I found on VHS in the basement when I was 13. Turns out that my parents made it when they were younger. I had no idea.
Mordeccai
God is watching
(Yesterday, 03:43 AM)
Real talk?
I used to be able to suck my own dick in 6th grade (just the tip),prolly 12 years old.
Then one time I got really sick the day after. I was pretty religious and an altar boy at the time. I became convinced God had struck me down with illness for tasting my own man glaze. Have never tasted my penis since then.
It is whenever you are around people that enjoy drinking, such as family and friends. Especially as a college student, saying you don't drink makes it seem like you are not fun person or sociable.
Pretty much. I think some people look at beer as simply a vehicle to drunkenness, and either use it as such or completely avoid alcohol because of this view. But, assuming most people can find beers they enjoy, it's really their loss. A beer or two on a given evening is generally not going to bring any harm. That said, I can respect someone's abstinence based on a personal or family history of alcohol abuse or concern over one's lack of self-control, but abstaining from alcohol on some vague principle doesn't seem to me to be a mature view.I understand this. I really don't like getting shit face, or having a pissing contest of who can down the most, which is usually followed by an actual pissing contest.
Really I like drinks for their taste, and I refuse to have shit bear.
This thread is off to a better start than the anonymous one.
My confession is that I take so much time when I masturbate that I have decided to cut it for the sake of living life. I can't have those 45 to an hour sessions those nights, if I want to get shit done.
were they sucking themselves off?
If anyone wants to confess something, PM me and I will post it here without your nick![]()
I keep my embarrassing confessions anonymous.
Whenever I scratch my balls I gotta smell it.
Oh fuck me and call me dad! I lol'd.2 tags, 1 thread? Jesus.
Nah, that's just efficiency!sometimes i pee in a water bottle next to my bed instead of walking to the bathroom.
i'm not really too embarassed by that actually.
Great movie.I'm seriously considering buying Pretty Woman on blu-ray.
Just gonna asume you were too little to reach a sink.I hade to take a piss but the bath was already taken by my father so I had to pee into the dishwasher, the pee did not touch any plates or anything but the next few dinners were awkward as fuck for me.
Why would you piss in a dishwasher instead of a sink?I hade to take a piss but the bath was already taken by my father so I had to pee into the dishwasher, the pee did not touch any plates or anything but the next few dinners were awkward as fuck for me.
But seriously I watch Big Bang Theory for the one girl with the incredible rack
Just gonna asume you were too little to reach a sink.
Why would you piss in a dishwasher instead of a sink?
And beaten
fixed for me. (Also I find it amusing)
I hade to take a piss but the bath was already taken by my father so I had to pee into the dishwasher, the pee did not touch any plates or anything but the next few dinners were awkward as fuck for me.
...I fap and then leave it in my undies for 1-2 days at most
and I wear it, sometimes I go outside with the man-ju still there
The sink was full of plates and some crockery after lunch plus I had to act quickly!
This happened last year and I'm 19 so heigh is not a problem, I was just peeing myself to death.
I feel there had to have been a better option...The sink was full of plates and some crockery after lunch plus I had to act quickly!
This happened last year and I'm 19 so heigh is not a problem, I was just peeing myself to death.
This isn't really related, but one day I brought an issue of Transworld Skateboarding to school and a classmate drew penises on a good portion of the photographs in it. I'm not even sure which issue it is, one of the ~100 on my shelf.I used to draw Iron Man porn on my mom's fashion magazines when I was 4-5 years old, and then twirled my penis around in attempt to masturbate (back then it simply "felt good."
I fap and then leave it in my undies for 1-2 days at most
and I wear it, sometimes I go outside with the man-ju still there
I hade to take a piss but the bath was already taken by my father so I had to pee into the dishwasher, the pee did not touch any plates or anything but the next few dinners were awkward as fuck for me.
Are we sure we're not talking about Two Broke Girls?
I used to cut through some woods to get home after the bus dropped me off in middle school. One day I couldn't hold it in and pooped in a clearing, walked pants around ankles to the nearest trees and wipes with leaves. I was in the home stretch and thought I could make it. No one saw me I don't think, but its still embarassing.
I still watch the simpsons![]()