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Muffdraul

Muffdraul

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isual said:
I fap and then leave it in my undies for 1-2 days at most

and I wear it, sometimes I go outside with the man-ju still there
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My friend used to fap, wipe it up with his shirt, and then wear the shirt out in public. He did this proudly.
 
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Hot Coldman

Banned
Muffdraul said:
My friend used to fap, wipe it up with his shirt, and then wear the shirt out in public. He did this proudly.
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endresults

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I once masturbated in a van full of family members on a long vacation trip. I pretended I was sleeping and ever so gently rubbed one out, but I hadn't thought far enough ahead to think about what to do with the jizz. It was all over my shirt and the van didn't have any windows down so I could smell it. It permeated the air around me and I was sure other people could smell it so my mind was frantically coming up with excuses once the inevitable "WTF is that smell?" happened. I pretended I had to piss and when we stopped at the next rest stop I cleaned up as best I could and we resumed the trip...nobody said a word.

I sure as fuck hope my parents didn't smell my jizz.
 
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SugarDaddy

Member
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I once masturbated in a van full of family members on a long vacation trip. I pretended I was sleeping and ever so gently rubbed one out, but I hadn't thought far enough ahead to think about what to do with the jizz. It was all over my shirt and the van didn't have any windows down so I could smell it. It permeated the air around me and I was sure other people could smell it so my mind was frantically coming up with excuses once the inevitable "WTF is that smell?" happened. I pretended I had to piss and when we stopped at the next rest stop I cleaned up as best I could and we resumed the trip...nobody said a word.

I sure as fuck hope my parents didn't smell my jizz.
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...How old were you?
 
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t-ramp

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I once masturbated in a van full of family members on a long vacation trip. I pretended I was sleeping and ever so gently rubbed one out, but I hadn't thought far enough ahead to think about what to do with the jizz. It was all over my shirt and the van didn't have any windows down so I could smell it. It permeated the air around me and I was sure other people could smell it so my mind was frantically coming up with excuses once the inevitable "WTF is that smell?" happened. I pretended I had to piss and when we stopped at the next rest stop I cleaned up as best I could and we resumed the trip...nobody said a word.

I sure as fuck hope my parents didn't smell my jizz.
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"Uhh, it was a wet dream."
 
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LuffyZoro

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Back when I was about 14 I pretended I was a girl on Omegle, and had cybersex with this 23 year old lesbian with some mental issues. It lasted for at least a couple of hours.
 
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Phonomezer

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I once masturbated in a van full of family members on a long vacation trip. I pretended I was sleeping and ever so gently rubbed one out, but I hadn't thought far enough ahead to think about what to do with the jizz. It was all over my shirt and the van didn't have any windows down so I could smell it. It permeated the air around me and I was sure other people could smell it so my mind was frantically coming up with excuses once the inevitable "WTF is that smell?" happened. I pretended I had to piss and when we stopped at the next rest stop I cleaned up as best I could and we resumed the trip...nobody said a word.

I sure as fuck hope my parents didn't smell my jizz.
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Similar happened to me once when I was visiting home, had just knocked one out in my old room, I open the door to dispose of the kids and my mother is just walking down the hall as the stench of my crime billows out of my room.

"mmmmm, that smells sweet, is it a new cologne? I like it!"

Fucking mortified.
 
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ClovingWestbrook

Banned
Phonomezer said:
Similar happened to me once when I was visiting home, had just knocked one out in my old room, I open the door to dispose of the kids and my mother is just walking down the hall as the stench of my crime billows out of my room.

"mmmmm, that smells sweet, is it a new cologne? I like it!"

Fucking mortified.
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This thread...
 
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Charles Foster Kane

Rosebud
Phonomezer said:
Similar happened to me once when I was visiting home, had just knocked one out in my old room, I open the door to dispose of the kids and my mother is just walking down the hall as the stench of my crime billows out of my room.

"mmmmm, that smells sweet, is it a new cologne? I like it!"

Fucking mortified.
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Jesus.
 
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Broder Salsa

Banned
I remember when me and my friends were really young (young enough for our dicks to look like small thumbs), we used to find our parents porn stashes and then jerk off in the same room while watching it. Didn't jerk each other off, but I can only imagine the horrors if someone busted us, a bunch of kids jerking it in the same room.

Also yeah, Luis CK is totally right with that, didn't realize you could use the whole hand back then, only used like two fingers.
 
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Unhandled Exception

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I went through puberty around 2nd or 3rd grade and I suspect I was the only kid in school at the time who had. Anyway, had a serious erection problem in that I would pretty much have them at all times and one day I was standing in line with my class for something and the girl in front of me took a few steps back and just stood there. I was fucking panicked and thought if I made a big deal about it she would've noticed and freaked out. Felt like forever until the line moved and she just went forward and didn't ever say anything.

In middle school I was really good friends with a girl who I had a crush on and one day during choir we were talking about something I can't remember and I wasn't really thinking and ended up pushing her away playfully and inadvertently felt her up. I didn't even realize it until a few minutes later and things were super awkward and we never talked after that. She just friend requested me on facebook about 2 weeks ago and still seems totally cool. I'm 24 now for reference.
 
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Piecake

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19 & 21 said:
I went through puberty around 2nd or 3rd grade and I suspect I was the only kid in school at the time who had. Anyway, had a serious erection problem in that I would pretty much have them at all times and one day I was standing in line with my class for something and the girl in front of me took a few steps back and just stood there. I was fucking panicked and thought if I made a big deal about it she would've noticed and freaked out. Felt like forever until the line moved and she just went forward and didn't ever say anything.

In middle school I was really good friends with a girl who I had a crush on and one day during choir we were talking about something I can't remember and I wasn't really thinking and ended up pushing her away playfully and inadvertently felt her up. I didn't even realize it until a few minutes later and things were super awkward and we never talked after that. She just friend requested me on facebook about 2 weeks ago and still seems totally cool. I'm 24 now for reference.
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You should reminisce how you pushed her boob in that one time
 
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Hot Coldman

Banned
Phonomezer said:
Similar happened to me once when I was visiting home, had just knocked one out in my old room, I open the door to dispose of the kids and my mother is just walking down the hall as the stench of my crime billows out of my room.

"mmmmm, that smells sweet, is it a new cologne? I like it!"

Fucking mortified.
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Nlroh

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endresults said:
I once masturbated in a van full of family members on a long vacation trip. I pretended I was sleeping and ever so gently rubbed one out, but I hadn't thought far enough ahead to think about what to do with the jizz. It was all over my shirt and the van didn't have any windows down so I could smell it. It permeated the air around me and I was sure other people could smell it so my mind was frantically coming up with excuses once the inevitable "WTF is that smell?" happened. I pretended I had to piss and when we stopped at the next rest stop I cleaned up as best I could and we resumed the trip...nobody said a word.

I sure as fuck hope my parents didn't smell my jizz.
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Jesus... I did that once. Thankfully, I realized it was a bad idea at the right moment. No jizz and no smell for me.
 
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TheExecutive

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GrizzNKev said:
I have extreme anxiety issues.

When I mess something up I go into full avoidance mode and feel like I'm going to die if I go near whatever is bothering me. It has caused many failures and broken relationships in my life and I have no idea how to overcome it.
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Aww... Go talk to someone. It will help trust me.
 
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coldvein

Banned
Phonomezer said:
Similar happened to me once when I was visiting home, had just knocked one out in my old room, I open the door to dispose of the kids and my mother is just walking down the hall as the stench of my crime billows out of my room.

"mmmmm, that smells sweet, is it a new cologne? I like it!"

Fucking mortified.
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HAHAHAHA. your mom likes the smell of your sperms bro!!
 
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StickSoldier

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When I was 10, I heard a kitten on the other side of a fence, so I climbed up onto a tree and began to look for the cat. I was standing on a limb that was pointed upwards but slanted a bit, so when I tried to get down, my foot slipped and I fell. The limb went through my basketball shorts, right around the groin area. I was too short to pick myself off the branch so I was hanging for awhile until my mom and dad saw me. When they picked me up off from the limb, I looked in the hole and saw my ball sack had been sliced open, with my ball hanging out. Needless to say, I had to grab it and hold it while I went to the ER.

I needed 13 stitches but the doctor believed it was an unlucky number so gave me 14 instead. And getting a shot in the gooch is the most painful thing I've ever experienced.

I had to wear a diaper for like a week to boot.
 
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TheExecutive

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There are so many fapping embarrassing moments when you are 11-16 it isn't even funny. Parents, friends, relatives its bad. Especially if you didn't have the Internet and were forced to fap to terrible HBO shows that may show a boob after 45 minutes...
 
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Hellix

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StickSoldier said:
When I was 10, I heard a kitten on the other side of a fence, so I climbed up onto a tree and began to look for the cat. I was standing on a limb that was pointed upwards but slanted a bit, so when I tried to get down, my foot slipped and I fell. The limb went through my basketball shorts, right around the groin area. I was too short to pick myself off the branch so I was hanging for awhile until my mom and dad saw me. When they picked me up off from the limb, I looked in the hole and saw my ball sack had been sliced open, with my ball hanging out. Needless to say, I had to grab it and hold it while I went to the ER.

I needed 13 stitches but the doctor believed it was an unlucky number so gave me 14 instead. And getting a shot in the gooch is the most painful thing I've ever experienced.

I had to wear a diaper for like a week to boot.
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Piecake

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StickSoldier said:
When I was 10, I heard a kitten on the other side of a fence, so I climbed up onto a tree and began to look for the cat. I was standing on a limb that was pointed upwards but slanted a bit, so when I tried to get down, my foot slipped and I fell. The limb went through my basketball shorts, right around the groin area. I was too short to pick myself off the branch so I was hanging for awhile until my mom and dad saw me. When they picked me up off from the limb, I looked in the hole and saw my ball sack had been sliced open, with my ball hanging out. Needless to say, I had to grab it and hold it while I went to the ER.

I needed 13 stitches but the doctor believed it was an unlucky number so gave me 14 instead. And getting a shot in the gooch is the most painful thing I've ever experienced.

I had to wear a diaper for like a week to boot.
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I think i would have passed straight out if I saw my balls hanging out of my sack
 
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AKingNamedPaul

I am Homie
StickSoldier said:
When I was 10, I heard a kitten on the other side of a fence, so I climbed up onto a tree and began to look for the cat. I was standing on a limb that was pointed upwards but slanted a bit, so when I tried to get down, my foot slipped and I fell. The limb went through my basketball shorts, right around the groin area. I was too short to pick myself off the branch so I was hanging for awhile until my mom and dad saw me. When they picked me up off from the limb, I looked in the hole and saw my ball sack had been sliced open, with my ball hanging out. Needless to say, I had to grab it and hold it while I went to the ER.

I needed 13 stitches but the doctor believed it was an unlucky number so gave me 14 instead. And getting a shot in the gooch is the most painful thing I've ever experienced.

I had to wear a diaper for like a week to boot.
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Nightmare material.

I've sexually experimented with 4 of my male cousins throughout my childhood. Not gay.
 
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Drago

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StickSoldier said:
When I was 10, I heard a kitten on the other side of a fence, so I climbed up onto a tree and began to look for the cat. I was standing on a limb that was pointed upwards but slanted a bit, so when I tried to get down, my foot slipped and I fell. The limb went through my basketball shorts, right around the groin area. I was too short to pick myself off the branch so I was hanging for awhile until my mom and dad saw me. When they picked me up off from the limb, I looked in the hole and saw my ball sack had been sliced open, with my ball hanging out. Needless to say, I had to grab it and hold it while I went to the ER.

I needed 13 stitches but the doctor believed it was an unlucky number so gave me 14 instead. And getting a shot in the gooch is the most painful thing I've ever experienced.

I had to wear a diaper for like a week to boot.
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I cringed about 3 times. Damn... ._.
 
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Mordeccai

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19 & 21 said:
I went through puberty around 2nd or 3rd grade and I suspect I was the only kid in school at the time who had. Anyway, had a serious erection problem in that I would pretty much have them at all times and one day I was standing in line with my class for something and the girl in front of me took a few steps back and just stood there. I was fucking panicked and thought if I made a big deal about it she would've noticed and freaked out. Felt like forever until the line moved and she just went forward and didn't ever say anything.
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This shit reminds me of high school. I had the biggest issue with boners... compounded by the fact that I wore basketball shorts all the time in junior and senior year.

I had one friend who was really weird about it. We always sat near each other and sometimes I'd catch him looking down at the floor and wonder what the hell was so interesting. One day I traced his line of sight and caught him staring at my woody. He chuckled and looked away.

Well the next day in bio I had a raging lap rocket, almost at the point of liftoff, about to propel off of my hips and into whatever orifice was closest. It had lasted for three periods so far and was really starting to hurt. I had to cover it with a binder in the hallways because the shit made an outline in my shorts. I sat down next to him like usual and started taking notes when in my peripheral I see his hand creep away from his desk and suddenly he smacks my boner. Reaches over with his meaty hand and claps me a good one. I had loose boxers on and basketball shorts so there was some wiggle room and the smack caused my dick to clap against my thigh and make a fleshy collision noise, you know, that fleshy "fwap" sound. I look around paranoid as fuck hoping nobody noticed, but some people around us saw his hand retract and put two and two together.

Dude denies he hit my dick to this day, and nobody else mentioned it, but I can't deny that another man has spontaneously smacked my dude piston and it was noticed by a classroom of peers.
 
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Tashi

343i Lead Esports Producer
In a dream I was having the other day I was brushing my teeth. Then in real life, dreaming but somehow still aware, I spit all over my pillow like I was spitting out toothpaste. Fully awake now I couldn't believe I had done that. I flipped the pillow over and went back to sleep. Lol
 
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StickSoldier

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Piecake said:
I think i would have passed straight out if I saw my balls hanging out of my sack
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It was pretty terrifying. When I walked in the house and my brother was wondering why I had my hands over my crotch, all I could say was "my balls fell out."

I'm afraid of heights now, which totally sucks.
 
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Piecake

Member
StickSoldier said:
It was pretty terrifying. When I walked in the house and my brother was wondering why I had my hands over my crotch, all I could say was "my balls fell out."

I'm afraid of heights now, which totally sucks.
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Perhaps it was a good thing that you were 10 and werent aware of the full awesomeness of your balls
 
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