German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
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Exposing German Hops
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German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
I'll do it. I seem to have more free time these days.Me too, I am excited.Sleepwalker hurry the fuck up already.
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
As it happens to be, usually when I get bored I start pondering on random stuff. As I reflected on the events of this past few weeks my brain started connecting the very scattered dots, you see these events might seem completely unrelated to each other but once you look into it with a keen investigative eye the truth begins to appear.
Let me start with an introduction for those who aren't aware:
"Who exactly isGerman Hops ?"
German Hops is a relatively new member to the GAF community having joined in 2019, despite this he has quickly risen the GAF ranks and has accumulated a gargantuan 12,215 posts and a mighty 31,938 reaction score. Over this period of time he has been able to cement himself as one of GAF's most famous (or infamous) posters. Clearly this person is not a beginner when it comes to online communities.
Watch yourself. Eye see you.
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TGO
Hype Train conductor. Works harder than it steams.
German Hops
was the first person I thought of when I saw the leaks now you mention it 
I never understood why....now it all makes sense!
Edit: after some digging I found some evidence!
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Trunx81
Member
I´m telling you RIGHT NOW, that MF is NOT real.
I never understood why....now it all makes sense!
Edit: after some digging I found some evidence!
ThatStupidLion
Member
I agree that theres more to Hops than meets the eye, i dont know about the xbox/microsft connection theory though.
For all i know, youre an alt of Hops, and youre just trying to prop up this ongoing persona,/ story and theorycrafting
But i agree something fishy with this GsrmanHops character.
Very possible its Cunth or another previous populat but banned gaffer. (I know cunth was unbanned but he never resurfaced once his popularity faded from the mainstream)
For all i know, youre an alt of Hops, and youre just trying to prop up this ongoing persona,/ story and theorycrafting
But i agree something fishy with this GsrmanHops character.
Very possible its Cunth or another previous populat but banned gaffer. (I know cunth was unbanned but he never resurfaced once his popularity faded from the mainstream)
Trunx81
Member
Mistake
Member
Elder Legend
Banned
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I feel like people are more interested in seeingkanjobazooie onlyfans with his mice activities.
how can one feel without a heart ¿
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You are misguided my dear sister. Overcome your emotions and wake up u<uhhmmmm
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
I think German Hops is actually Akira Toriyama.
Exhibit A:
This would explain why Lunch disappeared from Dragon Ball.
Exhibit A:
This would explain why Lunch disappeared from Dragon Ball.
Elder Legend
Banned
German Hops
is taking ages to expose me. I thought he was good at this.. probably still collecting all the dirty laundry he can use on me.
bender
What time is it?
I never understood why....now it all makes sense!
Edit: after some digging I found some evidence!
You should be shot for comparing Dirk to a sandwich thief.
Trunx81
Member
He´s flying to Japan right now to get it out of a vending machine.
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
And erase the Manga notes from his studio.
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
OP, right now.
AJUMP23
Gold Member
Did
German Hops
expose himself at work?
German Hops
expose himself at work?
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
Yes. Then ate their lunch. Nude.Did
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Elder Legend
Banned
And then got fired.
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
That won't stop him..
The Stig
Member
There he is, stealing lunches!You should be shot for comparing Dirk to a sandwich thief.
bender
What time is it?
OverHeat
« generous god »
German Hops
your a superstar now!
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
SirTerry-T
Member
Checks calender
.... "Oh my , it IS the weekend after all."
.... "Oh my , it IS the weekend after all."
Trunx81
Member
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
After hours of research , I was only able to dig up a few shady posts of yours concerning rodent testicles.
Oh well, at least I tried.
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Elder Legend
Banned
So I don't get to be famous and have a thread on me? Do I have to go an expose myself?
Trunx81
Member
Elder Legend
Banned
Are you asking to be exposed? I am about to expose your bitch ass.
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Trunx81
Member
Celcius
°Temp. member
Interest theory OP. I can't prove or deny the points raised. However, Dirk is my second all time favorite player so
German Hops
is cool in my book.
German Hops
is cool in my book.
Elder Legend
Banned
Damn, this thread has over 2,000 views already and
German Hops
has been exposed. He should go start a following on Twitter and become rich and famous. Also, open up an OnlyFans while his at it. It will consist of him going into random work places half naked stealing people's food pretending that he works there.
German Hops
has been exposed. He should go start a following on Twitter and become rich and famous. Also, open up an OnlyFans while his at it. It will consist of him going into random work places half naked stealing people's food pretending that he works there.
Dirk Benedict
Gold Member
So is she. She can make a cock disappear out of thin-air!You’re a wizard, Hairy.
Insane Metal
Member
What the fuck
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
Yeah, it gets real deep on the Gaming side..
Trunx81
Member
LostDonkey
Member
Holy fucking crap covered ballsacks.
It. Makes. Sense.
What a peppery and Spicy time to be alive.
It. Makes. Sense.
What a peppery and Spicy time to be alive.
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