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Facebook election meltdowns and tasty, salty tears |OT|

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Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
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Could we please get rid of the Electoral College and go by popular vote alone please? That would be a more accurate election anyway.

Thank You to all of the ignorant minorities that purely voted for President Obama due to race. And also all of the welfare voters who deliberately voted Obama to continue receiving their free check. Thanks for not considering the future of the United States of America.

Can I call in sick tomorrow? Because my heart and gut hurt SOOOOOO bad right now.

MORE TEARS MORE MOOOOORE!
 

Lijik

Member
This just showed up on my facebook feed:
well for those of you that voted obama... enjoy having another 4 years of hell including his BS Obamacare that will tax you for it's payment, and god forbid you should get in an accident and need a wheel chair or a heart monitor the rest of your life... enjoy high taxes on that as well.... OH And enjoy your grandparents, and parents getting shit for care in the hospitals cause Obama plans to make it to where a hospital can only care for them once a month... yep you just killed your own family

Gaf, we just killed our own family.
 

MrOogieBoogie

BioShock Infinite is like playing some homeless guy's vivid imagination
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We totally need a thread devoted to some of the insane yet hilarious shit being posted on Facebook right now.
 
Most of my friends voted Democrat or at least can keep their tears to themselves, thankfully. Trump is have a total meltdown on his Twitter now, though.
 

Ventron

Member
We totally need a thread devoted to some of the insane yet hilarious shit being posted on Facebook right now.

No we fucking don't.

It's good to win, but this is politics not a high school sports match. Time would be better spent discussing the next 4 years, don't you think?
 

Tenck

Member
No we fucking don't.

It's good to win, but this is politics not a high school sports match. Time would be better spent discussing the next 4 years, don't you think?

Okay, when people start acting mature about it then we can do that. Until then, we're just trying to have fun.
 

MrOogieBoogie

BioShock Infinite is like playing some homeless guy's vivid imagination
No we fucking don't.

It's good to win, but this is politics not a high school sports match. Time would be better spent discussing the next 4 years, don't you think?

hahaha

U.S. politics are a joke anyway, so I don't think your high school sports match comparison is too far off.
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
Time to move out of this country. We have a Muslim loving president, a president that is turning our government into a socialist, giving more freedoms to illegals and if you have no health insurance you will be fined after 2014. He is not even an American and never was born in this country. WTF America. I am so pissed

People who voted for this piece of shit, you should all be kicked out of our country and deported to Mexico, along with your dictator.

Obama is illegal. If you like him so much then go move and live with all the illegal aliens he likes so much while giving them everything we worked our asses for for free.

Exit....stage left America. The show is over.


First 3 from same guy, 4th from another.


Love it.
 
No we fucking don't.

It's good to win, but this is politics not a high school sports match. Time would be better spent discussing the next 4 years, don't you think?

Why hold back comedy gold? We don't even have to write this stuff, it's just out there for the picking.
 
ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME. God Bless America, because we're going to need it.

Anyone else up for an anti-electoral college amendment? I think that we need to toss all the horsecrap out of the window next election. Popular vote. Winner takes all. Then, there's no projections, no tension, no stress. Just a dog eat dog winner takes all system. Let's do it.

From the same woman.
 

The Real Abed

Perma-Junior
I am really really disappointed in my FaceBook friends. Seriously. So far this is all I have...

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All my Democrat friends are happy and posting left and right. But all my Republican friends are apparently hiding somewhere. Or they're off getting drunk to forget or something.

I expected so much more.
 
Another 4 years going down the drain...way to go America...so many stupid people.

So who's moving to Canada with me?

how are you considering Obama the winner? Very few states are actually 100% reported. It might not change at all. But I don't believe you should call the race before its over. Don't quit until its 100% done

an exit poll is not a vote. there is not one state that is 100% reported. I believe that the votes must be 100% counted before you call and election

On the flip side, I can't completely disparage the failure of democracy, since we apparently do not have anything resembling it. Our leader for the next for years will have the official support of about 20% of the country.

My feed is pretty glorious right now.
 

Risible

Member
Donald is high as a kite.

The popular vote was lost by about ~100,000 votes out of the ~100,000,000 votes cast. Hardly a fucking landslide, unless you call .1% a landslide.

I think my math is correct, feel free to check it.
 
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