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Football Thread 13/14 |OT11| Schlong Days, Kipless Nights
- Thread starter Linius
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Having three useless strikers might be classed as something that pushes the club in that direction, no?
They've had that problem since Drogba left though, it's hardly news to them.
RvP injured and Rooney refusing to sit down to discuss a new deal are bad omens for United. Welberg and Chicha are way off the standard United need.
We don't appear to be challenging for the title at the moment and Van Persie keeps getting injured...
I feel like an Arsenal fan.
Perfect Blue
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Yo Man City fans/followers
All of the big/rich clubs poach young talent for the future but I haven't heard of any young players on your team. Do they have someone like Januzaj or Draxler?
All of the big/rich clubs poach young talent for the future but I haven't heard of any young players on your team. Do they have someone like Januzaj or Draxler?
Shatner's Bassoon
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This turned out worse than I ever could have imagined.
What is wrong with you?
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
This turned out worse than I ever could have imagined.
Oh God.
Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
Perfect Blue
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yeah yeah i know i know, was hoping to be surprised but I guess not ;(
To be fair I think they have recently bought a couple of teenagers from abroad, their youth team is mostly poo.
Dark Rider
Member
no
just no
he gets to complete this season then next season at least then he gets evaluated
yes. it's two scenes put into one tho.
Baki
Member
Hahahahha
Billy Big Bollocks
Banned
That Jurassic Park gif reminds me of this hilariously tragic video (make sure you have the sound up loud if you watch it)
Shatner's Bassoon
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Willkiller
Banned
This turned out worse than I ever could have imagined.
<3
What? Aren't you the fellow who said we don't need Ronnie anymore.
Fuck no, we aren't selling Varane.
Bravo Shatner
Ronnie was holding Benzema back, or something.
Pretty sure that was Turok.
Ronnie was holding Benzema back, or something.
Billy Big Bollocks
Banned
Robbie Savage on Manchester United: Why David Moyes must rip up this team and sign Zlatan Ibrahimovic
The_Hitcher89
Member
A few points from the last thread
@sohois, I'd reluctantly have to say yes to swapping Agger for Mascherano. We're stacked at CB, desperate for CM/DMs, Agger hasn't defended well enough for a while, and Mascherano has proven to be an adept CB so he could be extra cover there. He also played well at RB the couple of times he played there for us, while I've never been particularly impressed by Agger playing anywhere but CB. I'd be very sad to see him go, but the greater good and all that
@news of Henderson's fitness, fantastic if he is actually available. His energy will be vital if we're to get a result on Sunday
@Usho, stop acting like the only way Liverpool can win on Sunday is through a Lloris error. I expect we'll lose, but a win wouldn't exactly be a massive surprise
@other Liverpool fans, stop acting like we're favourites. Our away form is average as it gets, and Spurs are still a decent outfit who seem to have a jinx on us at WHL, even if they haven't clicked yet. Plus we're missing Gerrard, and our defense is hardly solid.
@people who ask for bans, is it so hard to tell us first so we don't spend hours perusing your post histories for bannable offenses and bemoaning a witch-hunt and the death of the thread?
@Yurt, do you know if there'll be any non-random online play in DS2? It would be cool to play it with someone I know but that probably won't be happening if you still need to be in the same SL range and the same zone. Would be nice to have the option to summon or battle Friends, even if it would be a post-game option, or prevent you from advancing in the game while you do it due to the potentially gamebreaking fact that you could just summon someone much better than you and have them essentially go through the game for you. Not that the online will work anyway
I'm on PC as well btw (for now)
@WJD, I can give you a hand on FIFA if it isn't done by Christmas, could do with ruining someone else's game while I learn the ropes
@sohois, I'd reluctantly have to say yes to swapping Agger for Mascherano. We're stacked at CB, desperate for CM/DMs, Agger hasn't defended well enough for a while, and Mascherano has proven to be an adept CB so he could be extra cover there. He also played well at RB the couple of times he played there for us, while I've never been particularly impressed by Agger playing anywhere but CB. I'd be very sad to see him go, but the greater good and all that
@news of Henderson's fitness, fantastic if he is actually available. His energy will be vital if we're to get a result on Sunday
@Usho, stop acting like the only way Liverpool can win on Sunday is through a Lloris error. I expect we'll lose, but a win wouldn't exactly be a massive surprise
@other Liverpool fans, stop acting like we're favourites. Our away form is average as it gets, and Spurs are still a decent outfit who seem to have a jinx on us at WHL, even if they haven't clicked yet. Plus we're missing Gerrard, and our defense is hardly solid.
@people who ask for bans, is it so hard to tell us first so we don't spend hours perusing your post histories for bannable offenses and bemoaning a witch-hunt and the death of the thread?
@Yurt, do you know if there'll be any non-random online play in DS2? It would be cool to play it with someone I know but that probably won't be happening if you still need to be in the same SL range and the same zone. Would be nice to have the option to summon or battle Friends, even if it would be a post-game option, or prevent you from advancing in the game while you do it due to the potentially gamebreaking fact that you could just summon someone much better than you and have them essentially go through the game for you. Not that the online will work anyway
I'm on PC as well btw (for now)
@WJD, I can give you a hand on FIFA if it isn't done by Christmas, could do with ruining someone else's game while I learn the ropes
Shatner's Bassoon
Member
Robbie Savage changes his opinion about 20 times over the course of a season. It's what happens when you base any of your expert punditry on the last 2 games.
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
They shouldn't buy short term options but should buy a 32 yo striker. They should also buy young players in positions in which they need instant improvement.
A few points from the last thread
@sohois, I'd reluctantly have to say yes to swapping Agger for Mascherano. We're stacked at CB, desperate for CM/DMs, Agger hasn't defended well enough for a while, and Mascherano has proven to be an adept CB so he could be extra cover there. He also played well at RB the couple of times he played there for us, while I've never been particularly impressed by Agger playing anywhere but CB. I'd be very sad to see him go, but the greater good and all that
@news of Henderson's fitness, fantastic if he is actually available. His energy will be vital if we're to get a result on Sunday
@Usho, stop acting like the only way Liverpool can win on Sunday is through a Lloris error. I expect we'll lose, but a win wouldn't exactly be a massive surprise
@other Liverpool fans, stop acting like we're favourites. Our away form is average as it gets, and Spurs are still a decent outfit who seem to have a jinx on us at WHL, even if they haven't clicked yet. Plus we're missing Gerrard, and our defense is hardly solid.
@people who ask for bans, is it so hard to tell us first so we don't spend hours perusing your post histories for bannable offenses and bemoaning a witch-hunt and the death of the thread?
@Yurt, do you know if there'll be any non-random online play in DS2? It would be cool to play it with someone I know but that probably won't be happening if you still need to be in the same SL range and the same zone. Would be nice to have the option to summon or battle Friends, even if it would be a post-game option, or prevent you from advancing in the game while you do it due to the potentially gamebreaking fact that you could just summon someone much better than you and have them essentially go through the game for you. Not that the online will work anyway
I'm on PC as well btw (for now)
@WJD, I can give you a hand on FIFA if it isn't done by Christmas, could do with ruining someone else's game while I learn the ropes
to think we had alonso and mascherano as our DM's... i cry everytime...
will be happy with a draw against spurs, a win would be a huge bonus
edit: Linius, please add FCMaxi to the liverpool list!
@Yurt, do you know if there'll be any non-random online play in DS2? It would be cool to play it with someone I know but that probably won't be happening if you still need to be in the same SL range and the same zone. Would be nice to have the option to summon or battle Friends, even if it would be a post-game option, or prevent you from advancing in the game while you do it due to the potentially gamebreaking fact that you could just summon someone much better than you and have them essentially go through the game for you. Not that the online will work anyway
I'm on PC as well btw (for now)
I have absolutely no idea.
GHG
Member
I know the feel.
And I certainly don't miss it.
In other news, looks like Sagna will be fit for the City game.
The Incarnation
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LanceVance
Member
That ant thread :looooool
There's literally a gaf defense force for everything
There's literally a gaf defense force for everything
The_Hitcher89
Member
I want to smirk about Van Persie's injury, but Suarez is one muscle-tear away from killing our season
we want to avoid that karma
I don't think Suarez is capable of getting injured.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Fine
I want to smirk at Van Persie's injury, but Suarez is one racist/assault/both incident away from killing our season
Shatner's Bassoon
Member
Would you rather shit yourself every time you sat down or piss yourself every time you stood up?
Suarez is very resistant to injury... Even in the Everton game he looked in really bad shape, and then took Mirallas's cuntish, jealous boot to his knee and still played 90 minutes. He's either covered in a very thick and invisible layer of Vaseline or his muscles are made out of some impenetrable rubber/Kevlar blend.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Piss yourself, since you can't sit down without having stood up and I'd rather have a pissbag connected than a shitbag. Plus, you piss when you shit anyway.
Santi and Jack aren't at their best. We have a player who scored 20 goals last season on the bench. We are top of the league after having key players injured for large spells.
I also don't think ozil is playing to his maximum right now.
The only players who have been exceptional are our back line and Ramsey.
Bravo Shatner
Pretty sure that was Turok.
Ronnie was holding Benzema back, or something.
No, it wasn't Turok. It was a junior.
I think he suffered against Hull because of that cunt.
Faustian pact.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Pretty much. Sceczhny, Koscielny and Mertesacker are the key players who have played to their maximum this season. Ramsey has made himself a key player. There's more to come from everyone except for those 4 and Flamini imo. Even Giroud has another gear to kick up to I think.
Getting great results and playing well without everyone playing to their best, with a world class player still bedding in, and a few returning from injury is a very healthy place to be.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Chris or Kevin?
If the former, because they're twats incapable of letting themselves get lost in a piece of entertainment, instead choosing to look for every minor flaw in a film to the detriment of their own enjoyment
If the latter, because he's shit and doesn't do anything except for pop up with the odd foul or scrappy goal.
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