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[Lashley]

you've got to tell us what they are so we can laugh at support you

KDB to score from outside the box 12/1

Lewin booking 7/1

Holgate booking 4/1

Over 2.5 goals, 4+ corners for each team & 40+ match points 7/1

You do matched betting at least, right?

nah cba with betfair

 

[A Serious Man]

Everton kit is meh.

Not that you can see it through this fucking smoke.

 

[Markitron]

City's pre-match attempts at forcing an atmosphere are try-hard as fuck

 

[Lashley]

What was the tunnel thing? I missed it

Hope this game is mental

0-0 incoming

 

[His Majesty]

City's pre-match attempts at forcing an atmosphere are try-hard as fuck

Smart. Fog the entire stadium so you can't see the empty seats.

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

 

[volgihn]

Hello guys!

I support Manchester United. I've always lurked I figured its time to finally participate

 

[Markitron]

What was the tunnel thing? I missed it

Hope this game is mental

0-0 incoming

The walls in the tunnel are made of one-way glass. The players can't see it, but there are people staring at them from the other side of the glass in bar area.

 

[Kyoufu]

Is it my TV or is it really foggy at the Etihad?

 

[Lashley]

The walls in the tunnel are made of one-way glass. The players can't see it, but there are people staring at them from the other side of the glass in bar area.

wtf is the point of that

 

[Markitron]

wtf is the point of that

They can charge middle aged men hundreds of quid for an opportunity to creep on the players

 

[NHale]

Smart. Fog the entire stadium so you can't see the empty seats.

 

[A Serious Man]

Is it my TV or is it really foggy at the Etihad?

They had a bunch of pyrotechnics prematch and the smoke is hanging around the stadium.

 

[NHale]

Hello guys!

I support Manchester United. I've always lurked I figured its time to finally participate

Welcome.

Now please introduce yourself by declaring if you think Man United is a title contender or a flop?

 

[His Majesty]

why is Silva bald

 

[Empty]

city can absolutely fuck off with their fireworks, looks like im watching in low-res

 

[NHale]

why is Silva bald

New Pep method ruleset. No sex after midnight and a bald head for the shortest player in the squad. Zabaleta left so it's David Silva's turn.

 

[Markitron]

city can absolutely fuck off with their fireworks, looks like im watching in low-res

How else would their uninterested fans know the game was about to start?

 

[CrayToes]

why is Silva bald

I just assumed Stephen Ireland was back at City.

 

[Markitron]

I just assumed Stephen Ireland was back at City.

I'm surprised Stephen Ireland never got gold-plated hair plugs.

For those that don't know what I'm talking about, do a google image search on Stephen Ireland's house.

 

[volgihn]

Now please introduce yourself by declaring if you think Man United is a title contender or a flop?

Title contenders. Don't think we will be tested much based on the upcoming fixtures.

 

[His Majesty]

I'm surprised Stephen Ireland never got gold-plated hair plugs.

For those that don't know what I'm talking about, do a google image search on Stephen Ireland's house.

no way

 

[Empty]

calvert-lewin is sick

 

[Markitron]

no way

He out-tacks the tackiest house you have ever seen on Cribs. Quite the achievement for a non-rapper.

 

[Lashley]

calvert-lewin is sick

hopefully gets a yellow

 

[TeddyBoy]

Hello guys!

Welcome to FootyGAF, I hope you support Liver...

I support Manchester United. I've always lurked I figured its time to finally participate

... well at least we can laugh at Chelsea together.

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

This City looks innocuous.

 

[CrayToes]

Michael Keane doing his best impression of a sack of shit.

 

[Lashley]

Michael Keane doing his best impression of a sack of shit.

yeah, he's been awful

 

[CrayToes]

That didn't look like a dive...

 

[Lashley]

lol

https://twitter.com/KevBeirne/status/899713445628715008

A fight has broken out now after Wilshere was hit late once again. Wilshere sent off.

 

[Empty]

lol davies idiot

guess with barkely not playing someone had to step up to meet the moronic decisions quota

 

[His Majesty]

wasn't a dive imo

horrible finish by Kunt

 

[Empty]

otamendi in the lampard role. pep genius etc

 

[Markitron]

Not impressed with either of these tbh

 

[A Serious Man]

Not a dive but it looked like he was seeking out the contact and was ready to go down. Still not a yellow IMO.

 

[CrayToes]

Gotta be the quietest stadium in the league? You can hear Koeman quietly talking to the third official lol.

 

[Addnan]

Gotta be the quietest stadium in the league? You can hear Koeman quietly talking to the third official lol.

Shit they even find it hard to boo Rooney.

 

[Lashley]

Everton have defended well

 

[CrayToes]

Everton have defended well

Set up really well here. City will surely have too much for them though.

 

[Markitron]

I wonder if Wayne Rooney's re-animated corpse will disintegrate when Jon Snow finally puts the smack down on the Night King.

 

[A Serious Man]

Good disguise Mourinho.

 

[Empty]

he's played well so far so nice return to form by rooney there lol

 

[His Majesty]

Jose is not entertained.

 

[Lashley]

Set up really well here. City will surely have too much for them though.

all I want is the youngins to start fouling, and a shit ton of goals

thats all I ask

 

[PatjuhR]

This Calvert-Lewin kid just keeps running. I like it.

 

[His Majesty]

Silva has not only acquired Zabaleta's look but also his footballing abilities.

 

[T-Rex.]

Silva's passing is all over the place here. It feels weird.


Just shoot lmao

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

What is Kun doing?

lol

 

[Kyoufu]

Aguero is so bad. He does not fit into Pep's team tbh.