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[Imperial Bishop]

Batman Bin Superman

 

[Anustart]

Batman Bin Superman

You spelled it wrong bro. Batman bin Suparman.

 

[Avixph]

Ragu

 

[gutter_trash]

Wilson

 

[Kos Luftar]

Kale

 

[Schlorgan]

Peter Porker

 

[barbecube]

Tractor Duncan.

At kindergarten he'll be the coolest kid in class because he's a tractor, and later in life he can go by T. Duncan which is super badass.

alternatively give him the same name as your first kid and just call him 'two'

 

[Numb]

Zelda from The legend of Zelda series
Cool guy

 

[Diamond]

Sandwich

 

[Powdered Toastman]

Steiner/Steyner

 

[SigSig]

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissen­haft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorg­faltig­keit­be­schutzen­vor­an­greifen­durch­ihr­raub­gierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolf­hundert­tausend­jah­res­voran­die­er­scheinen­von­der­erste­erde­mensch­der­raum­schiff­genacht­mit­tung­stein­und­sieben­iridium­elek­trisch­motors­ge­brauch­licht­als­sein­ur­sprung­von­kraft­ge­start­sein­lange­fahrt­hin­zwischen­stern­artig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nach­bar­schaft­der­stern­welche­ge­habt­be­wohn­bar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wo­hin­der­neue­rasse­von­ver­stand­ig­mensch­lich­keit­konnte­fort­pflanzen­und­sicher­freuen­an­lebens­lang­lich­freude­und­ru­he­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­an­greifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­ge­schopfs­von­hin­zwischen­stern­art­ig­raum, Senior.

The person who recorded the audio file is my hero.

 

[youbastards]

Milkman Dan

 

[Ravijn]

Taargus

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

slumdog hundredaire

 

[Aeriscloud]

Brexiton

 

[BruceCLea]

Cullen

 

[neojubei]

Ianto from Ianto Jones of touchwood.

 

[Rad-]

Muhammed.

 

[Emwitus]

Newton

 

[Soph]

Blaize

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Kale

 

[nero2082]

I'd go for

William
Hank
Peter

Spoiler

ok this one is biased, that's my name

if I were you, I wouldn't go for something odd, your son might not like it in the end

 

[Mega Caprison]

Frans Ferdinand

 

[_Nemo]

Son Iam Disappoint

 

[thesoapster]

David

Name of a king.

 

[Slackbladder]

Gaffy McGafgaf.

Seriously though I like Thomas or Micheal. Boring but sane.

 

[Blargonaut]

Look, I say it all the time in these threads, for fuck's sake name your kid Griswold

 

[orava]

Robert'); DROP TABLE students;--

 

[Indrid Cold1]

Murphy Pendleton

 

[Fuchsdh]

Robert'); DROP TABLE students;--

Teaching your kid the importance of good code from an early age.

 

[Stromlord]

Lich king

 

[a.wd]

Sparta.

Y'know.

 

[stilgar]

Courage wolf.

 

[SaviourMK2]

Son Sonny McSon Son
Max Power
Will Power
Kamina

You cant go wrong with any of these

 

[encephalon]

You need to do better than "I asked NeoGAF."

 

[Neverforget]

Name your son whatever will not makes him embarassed sending his resume. Think of something practical for when your boy is no longer a boy but a man.

Think about not embarrassing children and force them to change names.

 

[BLAZER]

Gregory
Thomas
Jonathon
Zeus

 

[wetwired]

Raiden.

I almost got away with it until my brother in law said "oh cool from mortal kombat" and my wife nixed it from then on

 

[Diamond]

Raiden.

I almost got away with it until my brother in law said "oh cool from mortal kombat" and my wife nixed it from then on

You should have explained to her it was after the Metal Gear character.

 

[the_batman]

Thurgood

 

[iSnakeTk]

Glorious B. Dickus

 

[d9b]

Schmickey Schmouse III

 

[elrechazado]

Name your son whatever will not makes him embarassed sending his resume. Think of something practical for when your boy is no longer a boy but a man.

Think about not embarrassing children and force them to change names.

Interesting theory here....


Serious question:. Would the name Oscar turn this child into a social pariah these days?

 

[slider]

Serious question:. Would the name Oscar turn this child into a social pariah these days?

Depends on the local scene I think. There's a few child Oscars I meet at various clubs / activities that I take my son to. Their parents seem normal enough (i.e. really annoying). Can't comment on the kids of course as they're just kids.

Edit: Read the OP and surname as forename thing so just in case no one has suggested it: Barron.

 

[Khaos Kontrol]

Anderson

 

[Patrick S.]

Interesting theory here....


Serious question:. Would the name Oscar turn this child into a social pariah these days?

It would turn him into a Mexican.

 

[Volcane]

Dendon

 

[Aggie CMD]

xXxSn1p35BRO69xXx

IRL he will get the recognition to achieve and online he will retain the coveted anonymity we all desire. Win-Win

 

[Mango Positive]

Interesting theory here....


Serious question:. Would the name Oscar turn this child into a social pariah these days?

It depends on his mood. Nobody likes a grouch.

 

[Kotetsu534]

Arthur.