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i'm in love with this gif and post
that delivery
those remixes
this thread
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.
I'm not so sure about thisf it had instead been "My girlfriend likes to tickle the skin around my butthole when we fuck, I'm uncomfortable" would people have been clamoring for proof? Most likely not.
How the hell do you date someone for an entire year and not have sex with them? Fucking hell
How the hell do you date someone for an entire year and not have sex with them? Fucking hell
GAF,
Relationship problems. Well more of an annoyance really. I've been with my girlfriend for a couple years now. First year we had no sexual relations. She intended to save herself for marriage to comply with her religious scruples, but she sort of dropped that after I bought her a $1,000 necklace lol. Anyway, starting off, sex was kind of bad, to be honest. But we've both been very open with each other and have communicated what we wanted and so forth. This would be good and bad. Any time I tried to tell her something I didn't like that she did, she would get very, very hurt. Nearly every time that's happened, sex flat out stopped for about three weeks or so. Well now I have another thing that I want to tell her bothers me, but I don't want to hurt her feelings, so I was hoping you guys could give me some advice on how to go about it subtly.
Anyway, after I finish, she just stops, looks in my eyes, and breaths, "Thank you." Then she's forcing out a giggle after it. It's definitely not her laugh. I don't know where that's coming from. Well this has been going on for about two weeks. At first I didn't know if I liked it or disliked it. As time went on I firmly decided it bugs me. Last night I wasn't able to finish cause all I could think about was how she was gonna say those words in her airy tone. Fucking bizarre. She's never made this sort of change with her demeanor before either. Maybe she's trying to be more kinky? I don't know. So do you guys know of some tricks or tips to gently lay it on her that it's not sexy and I want her to stop? GAF, please note, I'd like to have sex throughout the next three weeks.
I guess because it doesn't seem like it's her. She's always been pretty passive and chill when having sex. We'd just kiss, breath, and fuck. Maybe some moaning but never anything exuberant. She started watching porn recently, and I feel like she's trying to mimic some of the stuff she's seeing? And it just doesn't seem genuine to me, and it just kills the overall mood.
I'm really into her. =/ I'm gonna marry her. Just a small sex issue I'd like to work out is all.
Been trying not to go into detail, but in multiple circumstances. Two nights ago it was during oral. I busted in her mouth. She looked up, licked her lips, said "thank you [my name]", then giggled. I was like "...Heheh" and then I laid down. It may be when we're in missionary and I finish inside her. She'll just start scratching my back--she does this usually and I love it a lot--and then she pulls up my head and says it. I'm like why ruin it
I think the only solution is for you to place a recorder right before having sex. Then edit said video to only include the Thank you part, because nobody on gaf wants to hear op moaning, and then upload to YouTube so we can decide together whether she does say it in a creepy way or if it is just a genuine thank you.
I await a response.
Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.
Took advice from a friend and suggested to her that we record ourselves having sex. That way on the playback she can hear herself and maybe come to the conclusion that it's weird herself. She was much more tame when we were recording. No "good boys" or super loud moans or anything. She did say thank you at the end again though. Guess she just loves doing it. I think I'll get over it... I love her.
that delivery
those remixes
this thread
Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.
Took advice from a friend and suggested to her that we record ourselves having sex. That way on the playback she can hear herself and maybe come to the conclusion that it's weird herself. She was much more tame when we were recording. No "good boys" or super loud moans or anything. She did say thank you at the end again though. Guess she just loves doing it. I think I'll get over it... I love her.
It's not uncommon. I dated someone for 9 months & didn't do a single sexual act (not a year, but my point still stands).How the hell do you date someone for an entire year and not have sex with them? Fucking hell
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.
wut
OP: So listen...You know how you say "thank you" after we have sex?
GF: Yes...
OP: Well, not only do I hate that, but I went to a videogame message board to ask a group of complete strangers to indeed confirm you saying "thank you" is awkward.
GF: *silence*
OP: Oh and I told everyone you put out for expensive jewelry, and other random intimate details, but only as a discussion of your various sexual ineptitudes dictated.
GF: *silence*
OP: Anyway, there are still some people that don't think you saying "thank you" is weird and awkward, which it obviously is.
GF: *silence*
OP: Would you be willing to let me record audio of you being awkward during sex, then post that online, so I can prove once and for all how awkward and weird you are during sex to strangers on a videogame message board?
GF: ...Sure!!!
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.
I didn't expect this when I came back into this thread.
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.
I dare you to record your girlfriend saying, "Thank you NeoGAF."
This is the only logical next step.
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.
Like 4 times a year....you dont realize how strange some of the people are on this board until someone explains their incredibly unique behavior as if it is something normal