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Going to a 3 day BDSM/Fetish/Orgy convention this weekend

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Arkeband

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This sounds like Guaranteed Gonnorhea.

But, uh, have fun.

Fuchsdh said:
Scroll through presenters, last one:


SkyWolf
A Primal soul and shamanic speaker of madness in service to the community with a passion for teaching.

It's everything I expected.
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hahahahahaha
 
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vehn

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No signs greet me as I drive deep into a wooded area, my Tesla wheels rolling across gravel. A few volunteers appear in front of a very packed parking lot, telling me I need to register and get my badge before continuing with my journey. I sign the necessary paperwork, and opt out of giving permission to have my photo taken. Perhaps next year I'll be ambitious enough to be seen on their website, but not this year.

Upon walking into the camp grounds, the horizon is littered with hundreds of tents, decorating the landscape with their varied colours. I am pleasantly surprised to see some people walking alone, as I won't be the only lone Wolf out prowling tonight.

Navigating through the assortment of tents and camp buildings, I see a threesome going on in the distance. The woman grunts as her partner takes her from behind, with another partner laying underneath. Further down a heavy black couple are under a pavilion, making love on top of several pillows.

As I continue to meander through the devilry, I spy an older lady topless, with a strapped on dildo. I smile meekly at her as I pass by, not wanting to invite any conversation with her. Plenty of nude people are scattered about; an older hippie man with his pants down just under his genitals, a rather attractive blonde wearing nothing but a flimsy jacket. I survey her body, imagining seeing her at the orgy later.

I then go into the dining hall and ask an attractive girl where the bathrooms are. Upon entering one, I see they are gender neutral, with an older lady standing inside, making idle conversation with a young gentleman.

Currently to my right there is a mixer going on, I was never too good at jumping in a group conversation, but I'll head into there for a bit and try to work my courage.
 
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Poltergust

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vehn said:
No signs greet me as I drive deep into a wooded area, my Tesla wheels rolling across gravel. A few volunteers appear in front of a very packed parking lot, telling me I need to register and get my badge before continuing with my journey. I sign the necessary paperwork, and opt out of giving permission to have my photo taken. Perhaps next year I'll be ambitious enough to be seen on their website, but not this year.

Upon walking into the camp grounds, the horizon is littered with hundreds of tents, decorating the landscape with their varied colours. I am pleasantly surprised to see some people walking alone, as I won't be the only lone Wolf out prowling tonight.

Navigating through the assortment of tents and camp buildings, I see a threesome going on in the distance. The woman grunts as her partner takes her from behind, with another partner laying underneath. Further down a heavy black couple are under a pavilion, making love on top of several pillows.

As I continue to meander through the devilry, I spy an older lady topless, with a strapped on dildo. I smile meekly at her as I pass by, not wanting to invite any conversation with her. Plenty of nude people are scattered about; an older hippie man with his pants down just under his genitals, a rather attractive blonde wearing nothing but a flimsy jacket. I survey her body, imagining seeing her at the orgy later.

I then go into the dining hall and ask an attractive girl where the bathrooms are. Upon entering one, I see they are gender neutral, with an older lady standing inside, making idle conversation with a young gentleman.

Currently to my right there is a mixer going on, I was never too good at jumping in a group conversation, but I'll head into there for a bit and try to work my courage.
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Why do I feel like I'm reading a novel?
 
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Beeks

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vehn said:
No signs greet me as I drive deep into a wooded area, my Tesla wheels rolling across gravel. A few volunteers appear in front of a very packed parking lot, telling me I need to register and get my badge before continuing with my journey. I sign the necessary paperwork, and opt out of giving permission to have my photo taken. Perhaps next year I'll be ambitious enough to be seen on their website, but not this year.

Upon walking into the camp grounds, the horizon is littered with hundreds of tents, decorating the landscape with their varied colours. I am pleasantly surprised to see some people walking alone, as I won't be the only lone Wolf out prowling tonight.

Navigating through the assortment of tents and camp buildings, I see a threesome going on in the distance. The woman grunts as her partner takes her from behind, with another partner laying underneath. Further down a heavy black couple are under a pavilion, making love on top of several pillows.

As I continue to meander through the devilry, I spy an older lady topless, with a strapped on dildo. I smile meekly at her as I pass by, not wanting to invite any conversation with her. Plenty of nude people are scattered about; an older hippie man with his pants down just under his genitals, a rather attractive blonde wearing nothing but a flimsy jacket. I survey her body, imagining seeing her at the orgy later.

I then go into the dining hall and ask an attractive girl where the bathrooms are. Upon entering one, I see they are gender neutral, with an older lady standing inside, making idle conversation with a young gentleman.

Currently to my right there is a mixer going on, I was never too good at jumping in a group conversation, but I'll head into there for a bit and try to work my courage.
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This literally just sounds like every small music festival I've been to, just with the sex happening outside the tents instead of inside.

Godspeed OP, play safe and have fun!
 
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KraftyKrankins

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Ninja Scooter said:
I cum
I die
I cum again
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OP after coming back from the orgy.
 
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Chris R

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Wait, is the Tesla a rental or your own? If it's a rental, which "class" did you pick to get it?

I'm more interested in that part TBF
 
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How About No

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backslashbunny said:
Yeppppp.

I think it's this outdated idea that kinky means no inhibitions means fuck the first stranger you see. I know that's a kink so it's not like it's impossible, but I feel like I cannot emphasize how protective people are.

& let's be real, people are especially protective of subs/bottoms... and women.



YMMV but generally speaking, I would say communities tend to be great. You have to find one first.

If not, be the change you want to be.
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Frozenprince said:
A lot more folks into BDSM than you'd think.
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So when you make a profile on this fet thing can you specify "spanking ok; no whips plz" or is that just gonna not have much takers
 
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collige

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How About No said:
So when you make a profile on this fet thing can you specify "spanking ok; no whips plz" or is that just gonna not have much takers
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You can do exactly that, and explaining preferences like that is extremely common. If you're actually being serious about this though I should say that you're probably not gonna get too much mileage out of it as a site unless you're actually going out to events and meeting people. It's a primarily a social networking site, not a dating or porn one and a lot of usersonly use it to keep in touch with people they've actually met.
 
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Fularu

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vehn said:
I'm hoping it won't be 100% old people and larger women . . . I mean surely some younger hot chicks have to have some fetishes, and/or want to have sex with strangers, right?
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Their master will be with them, it's the same one for both.

Also you're out of luck.. better luck finding a hot chick into some fetish things on fetlife than a convention
 
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SchrodingerC

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OP, you best detail your journey through this convention. We want every detail, including the embarrassing moments.

Oh, and don't be a complete ass or be judgemental towards anyone at the convention.
 
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How About No

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collige said:
You can do exactly that, and explaining preferences like that is extremely common. If you're actually being serious about this though I should say that you're probably not gonna get too much mileage out of it as a site unless you're actually going out to events and meeting people. It's a primarily a social networking site, not a dating or porn one and a lot of usersonly use it to keep in touch with people they've actually met.
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backslashbunny said:
You can, and SHOULD, specify exactly what your soft and hard limits are.

Again, I can not emphasize this enough, but kink is about SSC - safe, sane, and consensual. That last part is extremely, extremely important.

If you say, no whips are a hard limits, then that is it. If ANYONE tries to pressure you, they are disgusting sniveling little shitfaces not worthy of your time, energy, and attention.



You will find someone who likes what you like. Just be true and honest about your preferences, and keep an open mind!
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This is a lot more insightful than I think my jokey comment deserved, and I am extremely grateful 👍 👍 👍

I mean is never go there, probably...maybe...ill find my Amazon princess who uses me for bench presses one day

Alligatorjandro said:
Wonder if any politicians are into bdsm
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There's an artist named
Incase
who made a pretty good comic about this
 
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