evil solrac v3.0 said:i for one welcome our new geese overlords.
:lol
evil solrac v3.0 said:i for one welcome our new geese overlords.
heavy liquid said:
Funky Papa said:Geese are vicious creatures. My grandfather used to have a few ones and I learnt quickly to stay far from them.
Don't feel like a pussy, really.
Teddman said:Just start carrying a sturdy walking stick, one good home run swing ought to have any goose thinking twice about beaking ya again.
Miguel said:[Bill enters the office from the outer corridor. He is walking with a
cane, swinging it and tapping it with florish as he walks past Catherine,
sitting at her desk.]
DAVE: Hey Bill, something wrong with your leg?
BILL: Not that I'm aware of, but thanks for asking.
DAVE: Oh ... Well, if there's nothing wrong with your leg, then ... uh why
the cane?
BILL: Wha?
DAVE: The cane. The walking stick.
BILL: Oh, you mean my cane! Yeah, I picked it up at an antique store
during lunch. They say she's over a hundred years old, hand carved
mahogany with a [taps cane] solid brass tip. What's wrong Dave, don't you
like my cane?
DAVE: Again Bill, why do you have a cane?
BILL: [To Catherine] You like my cane, don't you Catherine?
CATH: It's a cane, Bill. Who cares.
BILL: You see, it's like the old saying, "Everybody loves a cane"
DAVE: No, Bill. I think the old saying is "Everybody loves a clown."
Which is what you look like with that thing.
BILL: Ahh! You're jealous of her, aren't you?
DAVE: No Bill. No, I ... I'm not jealous of her. It's just that it's
such an obvious affectation. I mean, it's just a ... a desperate bid for
attention.
BILL: Maybe, or maybe I just like canes.
DAVE: But, Bill, you're not using the cane for anything. A cane should
have a function.
[A man walks into the office]
DAVE: [To man] Excuse me, can I help you?
MAN : Yeah, I'm looking for uh, Chapman Graphic Arts. Are they on this
floor?
DAVE: Oh, the graphic arts place, yes ...
BILL: [Interrupting] Allow me. [Bill gestures with the cane artistically
for the rest of this paragraph] You my good man are going to get back on
the elevator, go down one floor, step off the elevator turn the left.
[Sing song] Walk down the hallway and the graphic arts shop is one, two,
three, four, five doors down on the right. Just open the door and ...
you're home.
MAN : Thank you!
BILL: Just glad I could be of service.
[The man heads out and Dave heads towards his office. Bill grabs a bagel
and puts it over the end of his cane.]
BILL: Bagel, Dave?
[Bill slings the bagel past Dave and through Dave's office door. Dave
jumps in surprise as it flies past him.]
OB1 said::lol love that episode.
:lolNinja Scooter said:this has got to be worse than the time i got my ass kicked by a homeless man. I've got to be off the hook, gaf.
Miguel said:The end of the show is the funniest part.
[Dave walks over and falls back on the couch, tired.]
[Bill Enters]
BILL: Dave.
DAVE: Oh. Bill, great.
BILL: I wanted to apologize for accusing you of stealing my cane.
DAVE: Uh huh.
BILL: [Bill sits on Dave's coffee table and begins feeling under the couch
and under the couch cushions] Though we've only worked together a short
amount of time, I've always known you to be fair and honest. And those
are good qualities Dave, and I hope you never lose them.
DAVE: Bill, it's not under my couch.
BILL: [Lifting one side of the couch] You mean it's not under the edge of
the couch!
DAVE: Ok, Bill for the last time, I did not take your cane!
BILL: [Starts feeling the floor with his foot] What's under here? Feels
hollow.
DAVE: Bill, you're aware that you're making an ass of yourself.
BILL: Ok, I'm sorry. (sighs) I guess my cane is lost, and I'll just have
to accept that and get on with my life.
[Bill turns and begins to leave, but stops]
BILL: You stepped in front of the window.
DAVE: I did what?
BILL: When I moved to the door, you moved in front of the window as if you
were protecting something.
DAVE: Ok, Bill. Bill, I'm asking you to leave
BILL: You taped it to the side of the building or under the window sill.
I read your book you magnificent bastard!
DAVE: Ok, Bill I ... I'm ... I'm now ordering you to leave.
BILL: I'll leave, but first I'm looking out the window.
DAVE: Bill you're going to feel stupid when it's not out there.
[Bill walks over to the window and opens the shade.]
BILL: It's out there. I know it's out there.
DAVE: Bill.
BILL: Yes Dave?
DAVE: [Smiling] ...I stole your cane
DAVE: Bill, I ... I [He walks over to the window and grabs the cane from
under the windowsill.] I'm sorry, Bill. I ... I don't know why ... Why I
... I did it. And ... and Again, I'm ... I'm sorry Bill.
BILL: That is the most childish and immature thing I've ever seen you do.
DAVE: No this is.
[Dave breaks the cane over his knee]
DAVE: Ah, but you knew I was gonna do that.
BILL: No, that one caught me by surprise.
DAVE: Oh! Oh, well. What do we do now?
BILL: Start behaving like adults?
DAVE: An excellent suggestion.
BILL: Then we're of one mind.
DAVE: Uh huh.
[Bill walks out of the office. Dave closes the door and goes to lie on
the couch again. Bill re-enters the office.]
BILL: You do realize I'm just going to buy another cane, don't you?
DAVE: Yeah, and I'm just going to steal it again.
BILL: Touche. [To Beth (offscreen in the main office)] Beth?
[A cane comes flying in, and Bill catches it.]
BILL: Here's one you can take right now.
[Bill stands it up in the cushions of the couch. Another cane flies in]
BILL: This one you can break later.
[Bill puts it on Dave's desk.]
BILL: Here's one for the Hamptons.
[Bill throws it down on the floor by the couch. Another cane flies in]
BILL: This one I like. I keep.
[He tucks it under one arm. Another cane flies in.]
BILL: This one displeases me.
[Bill throws it back out.]
Jade Knight 08 said:Well, now you know what geese do!!!! :lol :lol :lol
Geese are scared of snakes!
J2 Cool said::lol :lol :lol I like how you tried to pass it off on your dog for being the bitch in this situation.
:lolMiguel said::lol
No, homeless man wins.
:lol :lolPochacco said::lol :lol :lol @ original post.
Crab Shaker said::lol :lol
:lol wtfBreakyBoy said:
Vitten said:
"In his neck ?"
"Damn right Mav, in his fucking neck'"
for real:lolenjoy bell woods said:haha I laughed. genuinely. that was great.
Kapsama said:for real:lol